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nahhh im no fox :"D

At 8/4/11 10:00 PM, KillerSkull wrote:

my uncle likes to do funny things to me

did he touch you here?

At 8/4/11 09:46 PM, KillerSkull wrote:

At 8/4/11 09:18 PM, Asperchu wrote: As said by yellowcard41 and sonimatic.

yellowcard41 doesn't realize that Newgrounds is one word and not two. & i like men

no, i mean he is not doing anything NEW on the GROUNDS of being a troll.
you ever thought of that?
also, congrats on coming out the closet.

or should I say cumming?

this is great and you are great.
hahah good post wuggums!

At 8/4/11 09:26 PM, Lojinkz wrote: This smiley is bored of this thread already.

this smiley wants to punch you in the fucking throat.

I hate you so much.

At 8/4/11 08:25 PM, Asperchu wrote: haha oooh this was my first troll thread that failed out of many, and retards still fell for it.

I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET A CAR BEFORE 16.

You wouldn't be able to fucking drive

I got my liscense at sixteen like others who got their permit at 15 and I had used car I put a down payment on. (with help from my parents :p)

I BEAT HIM UP BECAUSE HE WAS A FAGGOT AND I HATE FAGGOTS

That makes no sense

no, if you are a homophobe then you will beat up faggots, because you hate faggots, so now, both of those are proved invalid.

The main reason I think it failed is because the first post called it out on being fake and everyone who was going to post "FUK U ASHOL" replied with "FAAAKE"

naw, it failed because you are such a douche.

this is great and you are great
NOT give it to firstbaby

At 8/4/11 08:01 PM, Xenomit wrote: I only vote 0 on flashes under judgement (for obvious reasons) but anything els i give AT LEAST a 1

this is great and you are great.

well, Firstbaby combats this with making fail parody threads. try that.

At 8/4/11 07:37 PM, yesno wrote: why are they not in the kitchen makin me a sammich?

yeah,no.

who said what I did thair?

FUCK firstbaby.
he blows.

lepy

this is great and you are great.
i take not having a life forgranted.

this is great and you are great

yeah yeah uh huhhhh

oh wow what a cool interesting idea for a thread

.

At 8/4/11 06:57 PM, Newgrundling wrote: Tomorrow, someone will make a thread called "Obama turned 50 yesterday"

I call the thread the day after tomorrow.
seriously.
I call it >:I

they want you to learn how to give an ol'fashioned incase you drink too much beer one night and they are lonely.

hahahaha
15.

I do not like them..

yeah them

At 8/4/11 05:30 PM, TheThinWhale wrote:

At 8/4/11 05:29 PM, yellowcard41 wrote: inb4L

What is L.

lock

rhymes with cock, its the special thing and it goes around the clock! (everyone) give me land lots of land under starry skies above.

DONT FENCE ME IN

inb4L

this is great and you are great.
it will catch on.

but why would he.....?

At 8/4/11 04:22 PM, andre-tricentenial wrote: why do we need these threads
every
fucking
day?
if you don't want to deal with a bitchy woman, just get up and walk out. no one's forcing you to stay and take a menopausal rampage.
it's not that hard.

thats the same mentality as my dad when I was younger..

this is great and you great. But jersey shore sucks.

I can already tell this will be bigger then my thread about smiley face stories.
god damn new grounds. ugh.

this is great and you are great.
I thought gunmen where sooo 1999-2007. looks like it is making a come back

this is great and you are great.

Don't wanna be a juggalo but faygo has crazy good flavors and super cheap.

At 8/4/11 02:47 PM, FirstBaby wrote: This sounds nice, but we have a writing forumfor something like this, and there is a chance of someone posting the same smiley as someone else by accident. Keep trying man!

hey, you are not a moderator. There have been many successful story threads here in the general section. How about you quit punching above your weight and let a mod decide eh?

I had this idea awhile back, now it is time to execute YOUR (smiley face) story.
1.The rules are simple, when you make a post you have to write a story about the smiley face you posted with it.
2.You can post the same smiley face as someone else but not within 3 posts of a identical smiley face
3.Naming smiley faces is not required but encouraged to follow your story better
3.No using the blank smiley face unless you have some REALLY funny bulls-eye jokes.

Since I am OP I will start.

As he wonders throughout his message boards, blushing smiley (Rick) has several de-railed threads and a lot of PMs from trolls that break his heart when he thinks someone likes him. He was very excited and happy when he found out someone local on Newgrounds PMed him asking to go to a local pub. After agreeing he pranced on down not knowing what to expect. It was pretty late and he heard something in the trees. As he approached the darkness he found two males that seemed to be calling him towards them. As he walked up to them he felt his shell melting away and felt vulnerable. The two men went down on him and the blushing face ensued.
He then went home and changed his voting aura to fab then became very successful posting his male sexual escapades on the Newgrounds forums.

this is great and you are great