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Alright, for those of you who haven't been paying attention to anything for the last few months, there is a presidential election coming up next year. All of the news outlets are showing debates and clips of where all of the politicians stand on different issues and all of that crap. I follow politics casually, but the vast majority of stuff doesn't really affect me, therefore I don't care about it. The one subject that keeps popping up over and over for the Democrats and Republicans is gay marriage.

Why the fuck is gay marriage an issue. Someone please explain this to me. Who cares whether or not a couple of guy or gals get married? Immigration reform, I can see why that gets brought up. Terrorism and national security: yup, they're important. Abortion: since I can never get pregnant, therefore, I never have to make that call; I don't really think I should get a vote or a say in it. But gay marriage? Why, why, why, why? Well, it is kind of fun to watch the candidates squirm answering the questions though. They're always for gay rights and homosexual individuals but against gay marriage? Now how does that make sense?

The really dumb thing about this being an issue is almost everyone is against it. Even the democrats don't want to say they're for gay marriage. They'll allow civil unions, but don't want to go so far as to say the M word. You put a ring on each others fingers, then go to a cheap hotel and have sex. A rather cynical view, yes, but not altogether inaccurate. Oh yeah, and you promise not to fuck anyone else, as long as you both shall live.

Just allow gay marriage and move on to something that is really a political issue. If they don't want to do that, then at least explain why everyone is so against gay marriage. Some of the politicians say why they're against it, but they do so without actually saying anything. Here are the excuses that I usually hear:

1) Religious beliefs: Okay, this argument is null and void from the beginning. They keep forgetting about that whole separation of church and state thingy. Fine, you're allowed to not approve of gay marriage because of your church. No problem then, if you're a guy, don't marry another guy. Same with the women. Passing laws based on your religious beliefs, that shouldn't fly.

2) Allowing gay marriage devalues or lowers "regular" marriage. I'm sorry, but this is another wrong answer. Let's see, you can get married in a drive-thru by Elvis in Las Vegas and the divorce rate is somewhere near 70% I think we "straights" have already pretty much made a joke of marriage.

3) The "Chuck and Larry" argument: This one has been around for years. Mainly, they say that if you give marriage rights to homosexual couples then all kinds of straight guys are going to get "married" to use their "spouses" medical insurance. This one is pretty funny. How many straight men are comfortable enough with themselves to have a convincing gay marriage to get their medical bills covered? If you jokingly call most straight guys a fag, they're ready to fight you. Besides, why go to that much trouble when you can just have a fake marriage with a female friend and don't have to worry about anyone investigating whether your marriage is a fake?

I'm sure there are other reasons given and I'm sure they're probably just as dumb. Just legalize it already for fucks sake so we can focus on something that has a real effect on the country.

Think I'm crazy or do you agree with me?

you should kill your self.

At 11/26/07 08:13 PM, fawnret wrote: because he is the one who saves us from the devil and Jesus is supposed to be another form of God. the one that comes to earth and saves us all.he is known as the savior and such.

oops sorrey to bring stuff in my religion into this heh heh

Its from you retard.

At 11/26/07 08:35 PM, John12346 wrote: You should really use spell check once in a while.

Ah im sorry for that.

I'm serious. Stupid people annoy me. Its not that bad I suppose. I go to school for awhile, deal with them, then go home. My problem is, that these people are beginning to breed.

Sure ACLU people are all going to be like "everyone has the right to be happy and have children, etc etc" but fuck the ACLU. They defend child molesters too, so who knows what they're talking about when they say "have children." I don't care about rights...some people should not be allowed to have children.

If you can't figure out how to do basic things in life, how are you supposed to raise a child? Quick answer, you do a piss poor job of it and surprise surprise you create more stupid people. That's not what this country needs.

Sure, you have people who say that this country needs stupid people. Someone has to do the stupid jobs. I agree...Big Macs don't make themselves. But, if we get rid of stupid people completely thru sterilization then we solve two problems in one go. Immigration reform won't be that big of a debate anymore, because we need the illegal immigrants to do jobs that the stupid people used to do.

I guess we're kind of lucky. Chris Crocker would be one prime example of someone who would qualify for this program, but he's already weeded himself out of the breeding pool. Yay for us!

My idea is simple. About the time you turn, hell I was going to say twentyish, but a lot of these people begin reproducing around the time they're 15 or 16 anymore. Okay, hell, we'll go with 15. At age 15 you get an IQ test. If you fail the IQ test miserably, then Bob Barker spades or neuters you. Next step is a common sense test. We all know someone who is really "smart" but has the common sense of roadkill. When I was in pharmacy school, one day during a lecture we were talking about illegal drugs and what the symptoms of someone OD'ing on heroine are. This one girl raised her hand and asked what "OD" means. Seriously! The scary part, this girl had a 4.0 and was the top person in our class. Yup, she's the one who double checks your medication. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, doesn't it?

Back to the point, if you pass the IQ test and fail the common sense test, you get the Bob Barker treatment. That's it, plain and simple. Dumb people can't have kids, the rest of us reproduce and in about 40 years we live in a utopia. Sure, its harsh, but I think it may be a necessary step.

Before you start arguing with me, stop and think. I'm sure you know someone stupid. Just think of them having children....lots and lots of children. Still disagree with me? If so, you're starting to have doubts. Once again, I come across as a dick. Well, that's because I am a dick, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong

Thank you to the peaple who read this shit. Just another angry rant.

How do you make them? How do you put them in words and not the url? How do you put it on your sig?

It means you have an allergic reaction. And you will get some blisters. But not fatal. No joke. go see a docter because your immune system in open and could get VERY sick from any kind of diesse.

Im related to the chain saw massacre dude. No joke......

......and they have good graphics these days.

Good graphics?? Excuse me, but the super nintendo introduced sprite technology, texture mapping and of course the kick ass mode 7 which made it even more powerful than the playstation 1 and is still in use today and is a major part of the xbox 360's Xenos processor and the Wii's Broadway graphics chip (the PS3 uses another technology found within its shitty ass cell processor). The super Nintendo was way ahead of its time (when used to its full potential) compared to its competition from the Atari panther the Neo Geo and even its most feared rival the sega genesis. Yeah, I know I know too much about the specs.

sORRy About making such long post in a row I have alot on my mind and I need to get it all out.

Have you ever seen those signs on the outside of businesses that are supposed to stand for a "safe place"? I saw one earlier today and it kind of started to creep me out. For those of you unfamiliar with them, here's one at the end of the thread.
Does that look very safe to you? They're just outlines, so you can't really tell which way the "child" is facing, but is either way really good?
If the adult and child are both facing forward, then the adult is feeling her/him up. Two big handfuls of boobies, in fact. I think that's even more disturbing if the "child" is supposed to be a boy.
If the child is facing the adult, then they're obviously making out. Yeah, the adult's lip-ular area would be a little too high for the kids lip-ular area to reach, but its a completely round head, so maybe its tilted back. Its possible for the lip-ular regions of both people to be touching.
My question is...what the fuck kind of "safe place" is this supposed to be. It looks more like jail bait bait to me. "Are your parents abusing you? Come talk to me, I care. That's horrible! You know, I bet you'd feel a whole lot better if you took some of those clothes off...
You just know that Michael Jackson has got about fifty of those signs posted around Neverland Ranch. That works out pretty well for him, though. After he gets done molesting the kids, they see the sign, go back and MJ gets seconds.
They're not even trying to hide it, just look at the sign. I'm sure they'll just say the adult has the child in a protective embrace, but why not have the childs head on the adults shoulder? That wouldn't be creepy and it would be clear that a hug was going on, not some pre-pubescent fondling.
Now the safe place campaign was started by the Y.M.C.A. We know what they're about, ever since the Village People clued us in on their little charade.

Young man, there's a place you can go...
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

Man you know what guys? I think this is the best B I ever made.....

At 11/25/07 07:47 PM, Koeberto190 wrote: I know what you mean, I was in the supermarket today, there was an entire section of sugar free candy. Seeing sugar free Reeses made me gag.

Yes that is right!!! Its fucking nasty!!!

Veranda works

Remember when junk food used to be really bad for you....and didn't taste like shit? Why have all the providers of empty calories decided to help us lead healthier lives? Its starting to piss me off!!
First, movie theaters changed the way they make popcorn. Used to, you'd almost go see a movie just to get the popcorn. Now, the popcorn sucks. The shit you cook in the microwave is as good or better even, in some cases. They still douse the shit in the "butter" substitute, but the popcorn itself isn't anywhere near as good as it used to be. The funny thing is, they charge about a quarter per kernel of corn. Yep, that includes any unpopped kernels at the bottom of your tub you poor bastards.
Here's the new kicker. I should have known it was coming after the whole wheat doughnut fiascos, but Krispy Kreme is going healthy. They're switching over everything with fat in it to the trans-fatty acid guidelines. So far, we've only got the new flour in...everything else is still good old-fashioned clog your arteries and kill you junk. We're using up the rest of our old flour before we start the new stuff, but someone got the wrong bags down the other day and we had our first experience with a "healthier" doughnut. Apparently, the new flour is 80% sawdust. Not really, but it might as well be. Think of taking something utterly tasteless and coating it in super sweet glaze. That's the new doughnuts
What the fuck are these corporations thinking? We know that their food is bad for us. Sure, some get-rich-quick fucking losers thought they could make a fast buck by suing McDonalds for making them fat, but they got laughed out of court. We get fast food and junk food because a) its quick, b)its convenient and c)it tastes good. Well, so much for c).
Quit ruining our junk food you bastards. You're so worried about another law suit, one that would probably never make it to court and if it did, you'd easily win, that you're ruining your food. Is it cheaper for you to go out of business than pay your fucking lawyers? If I want something healthy, I'll eat a salad. In the meantime, quit messing with your food. We know what we're doing. Let us decide what we want to put in our bodies. Actually, we will decide, by not buying your tasteless shit anymore. Hey Ronald, go stick your worthless fries up your ass!

That's just my opinion.

Sorry if it is so long I dont think any one will read it but hey I thought it was intersting.

"Okay, I have a new guilty pleasure that I really like....online confession sites. If you're not familiar, these are the sites where you can go and confess anything and everything anonymously. Its great getting to read other people's dirty secrets. Mostly, because it makes you realize that you're not nearly as fucked up as you thought you were
There are tons of these sites all over the place. Just go to any search engine and type in confession and start reading away. They've got everything from infidelity, revenge, incest and lies. Its great. I think from now on, all Santa needs for his naughty and nice list is one of these sites with an IP tracker. Lumps of coal for everyone"
"once when i was shopping for a new bra the sales lady asked if i wanted to be meassured for an accurate fit and i said yes...so we went into the dressing room and i took off my shirt and bra...as she started to measure me i kinda got turned on and she must have noticed...she stared commenting on how nice my brest where...i said thanks and she asked if they were real and i said yes and she asked if she could feel them...i kinda blushed and said you already are...and then she looked me right in the eye and asked if she could touch my nipple...i quietly said yes and so she began rubbing my nipples...as hard as i tried not to i couldn't help but moan...as soon as i did she licked my nipple with her tounge...it felt so good i couldn't help myself...i started touching her breast with one hand and pulled up her skirt with the other...she started kissing me and i rubbed her pussy...she felt so good...there where people coming in and out of the dressing room area and it got me hot...she played with my pussy and i played with hers until we both climaxed...ever since that happened everytime i go shopping i always ask someone to measure me for a bra whether i need it or not beacuse i hope it will happen again..."
Think that was hot? Try this
"A month ago i meet my 23 year old half sister for the first time. A secret my father wanted to kept away from me untill i was old enough.21.We both were a bit nervous talking to each other at first,but soon warmed up to each others company.After a short time we became good friends and she would drop by every day to talk and have dinner with me and father. Unknown to me,she was growing fond of our talks and feelings of love was invading her heart. Father had gone early one morning on one of his monthly business trips. I was use to these trips.He would leave,let me fened for myelf and return the next day.This time was different because i was sure on having the usual company over for dinner.Ding dong! I opened the door and a rush of nervousness washed over my soul but soon dissipated as she steped in. I welcomed her and asked her what she was in the mood for? Dinner was great and the conversation was better then usual with the absents of father . We talked about my relationshipes of the past,She absorbed my words like a sponge as we headed for the sink to clean up. Washing dishes was her job and i was to put the food up in containers as left overs. For the mashpotatoes i needed the blue tupperware that was in the cabinet right next to her head. I reached over to grab it and suddenly i felt manhood graze ever so slightly over her right butt cheek.Ignoring what had just happen i went over to the pot of mashpotatoes. As i was done filling the tupperwear i turned around and to my surprise she was standing in front of me with eyes filled with a beautiful lucidness. She moved closer to me and gave my a warm hug.Feeling she was about to start crying, i assured her that everything was fine. she lifted her head from my chest and our lips connected. The pure taste of her tonge engulfed my face flush with blood and my breath came out in short puffs.There was no stoping use now, our rage for this lust was in full force. She dragged my body down with hers, spilling the warm mashpotatoes all over our clothes. One by one we started removing our clothes that was heavey with potatoe while exchanging kisses and touches at our most sensitive areas. Before i could remove my underpants she put her hand over my now hard member,pulled back to reveal my hidden nerve and posted her head on me with one big breath. Warm,wet,and suction were flowing through my mind.Our eyes connected again. She released her mouth from me and with her strong tongue made whirlwinds around my tip putting my body in a earthquake.I stopped her to make it last, eased her back on the floor to return the experience.She was already wet to my discovery and her pink node was inviting me to taste.My mouth filled with the small layers of her skin as she gave out a moan deep from her soul. Flavors of sweet beer ran through my mouth and all over my cheeks.I can feel her wetness dripping on the floor now saturated the cold potatoe. Our eyes connected once again and she gave out a roar,pushed my head back from her node,put her hand between her legs and shook in satisfaction.Now it was time to show her my strength. I mounted her and impaled her lower body with my rock hard shaft. The smell of warm sex and must was deep in the air now. It only took seconds for the rush of joy to explode deep inside her. Now our body wet with sweat and potatoe,our eyes connected once again in beautiful lucidness. I share this because i have never been so in love as i am now. I know it might seem wrong. Brother and sister. I havent confessed this to no one and we are still close now more than ever happily."

Thank you if any one reads all this crap. These are some of my favs.

At 11/6/07 08:20 PM, jetfusion wrote: ROFL sigh.....WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW LIKE SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!

Umgh why the fuck did you click on it? LIKE SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!

I though I was going to flame you when I saw this topic. Until I read it then I felt bad.

Maybe its your mom?

Fuck rock band! guitar hero all the way!

The fire exits would probaly look like this.

There is so much henntai on the internet! There is like sonic hentai,teen titan hentai! What is your guys most favorite cartoon hentai?

At 11/6/07 07:50 PM, 1337biatch wrote: The longest was an addvetisment I saw once its called monster cock. Yeah. It was like 15 inches.

Holy titty fuck that HUGE

....dick you have seen? Just wondering. My friend said he saw a 3 feet dick before. I dont belive him.

With a machine from the land were unicorns grow dicks on there faces what would you make?

At 11/5/07 11:01 PM, Infernalz wrote: thats what free peanuts are for!

For what to pay 6$ dollars for?

At 11/5/07 11:01 PM, Cericon wrote: He said what you THINK of it! Not what it is!

Hes right you dumb asses I asked what you think about it.

Are you fingering your self?