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what is the most shaved part of your body?
Mine is my chest.

Ok the great lake guys are correct. (wow)
Best porn ever.
this AND this

At 2/14/08 12:59 AM, tydyedsmiley wrote: bicicles.
no porn,kthx?

wrong

Five siblings are they, their color is true;
One belongs to one, four are shared by two.
Connected together, some by locks;
Many meet their fate upon the rocks.
Arrange their initials, and you should
Find things that are found in a neighborhood.What has just been described?

Tell me the CORRECT answer and ill Get a really good porn website for you or something.
[After 30 post ill tell you all the answer.]

At 2/10/08 11:24 PM, DBZFAN9000 wrote: DJ Fucking Cunt Shit Dick Puncher Faggot Ass Cock.

In other words your uper lip?

Who is the best DJ you know?
Mine is THIS GUY

What is the funniest newground user name you seen?

What is the last song to get stuck in your head?
Mine is allstar from that shrek movie.

What part of your body has the most hair? Mine is my legs.

all the facts and scientific research combined will never stop the amount of un-true / misleading information gave to us by cops and teachers.

they lecture about how horrible it is that tobacco and alcohol companies broadcast advertisements that show only the positive side, and glamorize it while they sweep the negative effects under the carpet.

packs of cigarettes say that they can kill you, alcohol commercials atleast tell you to do it responsibly.

drug classes / people in higher power do the same thing, far worse though, they give misleading information, if a tobacco company were to do the same they would be floating in fines.

is the tobacco industry more trust worthy than cops? it's atleast understandable why tobacco/alcohol industry glamorizes it, they're getting money out of it.. but lying about marijuanna? where's the benefits? i don't see anything positive coming out of it, if anything we've lost entirely to much money (war on drugs)

fuck i don't know.

At 2/5/08 02:28 AM, Gergaloth wrote:

At 2/5/08 02:27 AM, StEaLtHAsSaSsIn1 wrote: lol yellowcard's gay.

yellowcard IS gay!

You guys.... >.> Im not gay and im not going to cuss on you over the internet.
Being mean over the internet is like the olympics, even if you win your still retarted

How come when people get in a fight, such as at school or other public places, The one to say the other is gay wins? Why do people think that gay is an insult? What about a man that is gay go into an insult? How does that work? Why if they say your gay everyone thinks there a loser? Gay is actually not that bad but, why would kids think that? Gay is probably the biggest insult used. why?

Yea how about a singer from the uk and a bass player from canada?
You cant start a band over the internet you retard.

can predict. Who will win the superbowl?

My bestfriend is one. He has an upside down cross and a poster in his room of the last supper but instead of jesus in the middle it was satan and the people next to him were dead and everyone was covered with blood. >.< The music he likes is not that bad but just the symbols in his house are EXTREMLY scary. So I try not to spend the night at his house. I got on his computer and one of the websites he has on his history is THIS My mom says I cant hang around him. What should I do newgrounds?

Your grammar hurts my eyes

.....what would our 10 commandments be?

see dude this kind of question makes you think

....or who ever you worship. What would you say?

Doesnt it bug you when some companies make a cheaper version of an already good and popular product then they claim it is better,...I know it bugs the fuck out of me. Even worse perfectly good and respectable companies pull shit like this. For example Verizon and LG were good and respectable companies that I didnt ever think bad toards until just recently. Verizon didnt jump on the Iphone wagon from the start so they have LG slap them together a cheapass Iphone wannabe known as the Voyager which by the way sucks its touch screen capabilites and durability are nowhere comparable to the Iphones it doesnt come with built in Memory so you have to pay extra for that, its camera is a peice of shit compared to the Iphone, you cant zoom by pinching on the screen like the Iphone because its screen only senses one point of pressure at a time. Sure it has GPS but when you enter that the only to choices it gives you are exit and purchase, the price of GPS is just downright outragous and for that price you can probably just buy a better standalone GPS the battery life is shorter than fuck and if you compare its V-cast service to apples already proven Itunes you can see that Itunes is just way better because, say if I were to download a song off of the voyager, I would have to transfer onto the computer and all that bullshit, but with the Iphone it transfers automatically all I have to do is just program it the first time. I beleive that if Verizon ever gets Iphone support (without the user hacking the Iphone) that the Voyager will sink.

Enough about the Iphone already, Nintendo realeased something about a year ago known as the Wii, it has had phenominal success everywhere but one place, that is China and it hasnt been released there yet, so guess what some dumbass company decided to do? make a cheap copyThis is one of the lamest things ever, its called the Chintendo Vii. Its just a shitload of diarhea crap. It has 8 playable games, but wait you wont need to buy them, they come built in, with such hits like happy tennis and super egg fryer it will provide your family with hours of entertainment.It sounds alot like Wii sports tennis and cooking mama, but the only thing you can cook is fried eggs Its all just a bunch of crap compared to the real thing, the real Wii has 87 or so games not counting the already massive amount of downloadable virtual console games. the real thing also has the infra pointer online, built in wifi support, sd card reader gamecube support News and Forrecast channels Wiimail 256 bit proccessor and graphics chip (compared to the viis 16 bit proccessor and graphics chip) a nunchuk and much much more,..The Wii is even much smaller than the Vii.

Heres another Nintendo story that involves a challenger company ruining there reputation. As you all probably know, Nintendo is the undefeated champ in the handheld videogame Market, during their reign with the Game boy advance Sp in about 2003 A phone company known as Nokia challenged the big N's game boy with there Nokia Ngage. They claimed it was better because it was both a phone and a game console.......during the weeks before launch Nokia talked a lot of shit about Nintendo, all Nintendos Reggie Fils-Aime had to say was, take your best shot on us. Nokia couldnt compete, within 2 weeks they had to recall the 8 million nonsold Ngages as they were losing way too much money and no one was buying them. Nintendo had PWNed yet another challenger, the Ngage was basically crap in both being a phone and being a game console. Its blue taco design had a puny screen which would be acceptable on a 10 dollar phone but this bitch costed 150 dollars and it especially wass awful for gaming. to make matters worse the control layout was basicly a square control pad and a 1-9 keypad, seriously who would feel comfortable playing any game with 9 fucking tiny buttons. As a phone it was even worse as the microphone you speak into was positioned to far onto the side that in order fo the person on the other end of the line to understand you, you would have to talk into it like you were speaking into a taco.The game support sucked as well only the intial 9 launch games were ever released..

Dont even get me stated on how Microsoft ruined there name by challenging apples Ipod with the Zune or how Sony repeatedly screwed up with there playstation brand,

I feel as though Emo is like a strain of virus... (I know,...I have been playing too much trauma center) It began as a sub side effect of the Gothic strain, which is an offshoot of the virus punk. So anyways, originally very few people were Emo, then it caught on and started spreading like a disease. I dont think its "cool" because I have had most of my 6th grade friends either turned Emo or gay and since neither of that is my style I lost all my friends. So how this happened was I had a couple of friends whom I sat with at lunch. one day a friend brought his fucking Emo girlfriend to the table. Over time, she infected my friend (Her boyfriend) who then started infecting everyone else at the table. It was horrible watching as one by one my friends lost their color and all happiness. Emo is like the Triti strain of Gangliated Utrophin Immuno Latency Toxin, because once your infected you become lifeless ignorant and arrogant. Not really Triti doesnt do that its just a pain in the ass to remove. Now I feel overtaken by greif each time I try to visit my old friends as they always cuss at me and throw me out,...Fucking Emos they deserve to be dead,

in other news, at the hope hospital a patient named Linda Reid has submitted for examinations and surgery. When I first examined her charts I knew something was wrong because she was a 16 year old weighing a measly 92 LBs. So anyways after a medical examination it was determined she had Kyriaki in her lungs. *$^% this is gonna be a difficult procedure. So anyways when we opened her up we saw her lungs and the looked fine. After using the ultra sound the Kyriaki was located. Crap I hate having to cut into the lungs. So after cutting in the lungs I eliminated the Kyriaki with my surgical laser. This was a very difficult operation and afterwards I was ready for a nap. So when I met up with Reid to talk about the procedure I noticed she was an Emo... No worries it shouldnt differ the explanation of the procedure much.... I was wrong. She was angry with me and told me I should have let her die, ....You know there are some people who fight just to stay alive and would give anything to live just one more and here I have this patient who wants to die after I just performed maybe the most difficult operation I have ever done in my life, actually that heart patient was worse but this was still difficult. I think she deserves to die, Fucking Emo's.

Okay,... So I have another story for you. Nintendo ussually says that DS stands for Dual screen or Double Screen, but for two boys it stands for Dating Service. At a football game two boys named TJ and Perry were playing a (coral pink ) Nintendo DS. They looked were talking about a girl approximately 7 horizontal columns away and checking her out. Just then she pulled out an Onyx-Flame Ds lite. TJ had a great idea, " I wonder if she's on pictochat?" Upon entering chatroom C of pictochat they noticed three people were on, 2 boys 1 girl. I on the other hand was watching the game when Perry told me to walk behind her and check to see if she was on pictochat. I walked behind her and noticed she was playing Mario Kart Ds (by the way kicky great game) As I was walking back to tell them it wasnt her I noticed a blonde girl with glasses and a Polar DS 11 rows above them. TJ was missing and I talked with Perry, apparently TJ went to the bathroom to chat with her in private. I can see him sitting in the stall with his pants down and his DS talking with some chick. I checked and it turned out it was the glasses girl he was romancing with his sick charm.

Here is the place!! Who created it?

At 12/20/07 02:54 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:

At 12/20/07 02:52 AM, yellowcard41 wrote:
17 year old who fucks his snake

No. That's a quote from metal gear solid, and a random snake.
Just proves how immature you are.
I just like reptiles in general.

"HURT ME MOAR, SNAKE! Make me feel alive again!"

I dont know man that sounds like some one fuckin there own snake and other "reptiles" in genral.

At 12/20/07 02:49 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: 14 year old humor...
*Facepalm*

17 year old who fucks his snake

"ho ho ho"

But then I met ms.claus!!

I dont like to get anal raped....

At 12/1/07 11:02 PM, TrantaLocked wrote: At 12/1/07 10:59 PM, yellowcard41 wro

In schol right now, appariently im liked alot by girls. AND ITS DRIVING ME NUTS. Im trying to tell people I want no busninuss with this drama and crap but it wont stop! Once again, cant we all just be happy and do our school work?

Yes but the majorty of girls in high school are turning sluttish. So they need guys to pleasure them because there vibrators and giving them a "good fill" so they go and gt pregnat.

Nah its not like that. Not until high school. Like every girl that goes to my high school is like pregnat.

What is the best prank ever?
Is I just a condom on a door knob?
Putting poop in a bag lighting it on fire and ding-dong ditching it so that they will step on it for a attempt to put the fire out? Taking some one clothes and pissing on them? Scaring the crap out of some one with a mask from wal-mart? Putting mold on food that is about to be devoured? Putting some some ones black and white clothes in the same washer at the local laundry mat? Putting some one on tv and have them make fools of them self? With all the pranks out there what is truly the best?

Having a long dick but cant get an erection. That would suck.