94 Forum Posts by "yankeefan22"
At 7/3/07 08:38 PM, smc316 wrote: How often do you masturbate?
A) Has never masturbated.(Ahem 12 year olds.)
B) 0-1 times each week
c)2-3 times each week
D)4-7 times each week.
E)Vastely varies.
F) More than what was given as choices.
I would say I varry from B-D.
F! F! F! F! F GODDAMNIT!
I dunno ehat yer problem is. Sounds normal to me.
A few words. Guns kill people the way spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat. WTF does it mean? The person did it. Not the gun.
+666,666,666 cool points
At 6/24/07 10:20 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: It's some fucktarded site that steals content from Ebaums.
OTHER WAY AROUND!
At 6/29/07 05:05 PM, HorseSperm wrote: anyone wanna play with me my username is eling
'No
At 6/29/07 05:30 PM, AapoJoki wrote: The vampire would obviously have to try to arouse the man first, in order to get as much blood rush into the penis as possible. A juicy meal from the erect and blood-filled penis should keep the vampire alive long enough till someone opens the door.
And there's many ways to do that, right? Right.
At 6/29/07 04:28 PM, zepher360 wrote: Heres the blank. Im makin one now.
Alrdy made it!
At 6/29/07 04:18 PM, Samurai wrote: Your brother fixed your computer.
I agree. This toppic gets a EPIC FAIL.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, stop saying it's sick, it's for fun man!
At 6/22/07 08:44 AM, Jello-San wrote:At 6/22/07 05:42 AM, Gagsy wrote: And is further proof that WoW was sent by the Devil!i'll agree with that
Sadist.
At 6/21/07 08:35 PM, IanFulp wrote:At 6/21/07 06:32 PM, Spectacle wrote: I just won a free song on iTunes in a coca-cola competition, but I'm not sure if I want to download iTunes just to get the song. I seem to remember getting problems with iTunes before.Who needs iTunes?
don't do it, lol.
I did it, and it rules. HAH!
At 6/21/07 07:30 PM, TheSovereign wrote: Just buy the game, it's like what? 20 bucks?
I agree, plus, if you get it with piracy, the RIAA will be on your ass, if you know what I mean...
At 6/21/07 10:54 AM, Unknown-Prescense wrote:
NG, help me.
NO!
At 4/6/07 06:22 AM, Link69 wrote:At 4/6/07 06:08 AM, Darkside7000 wrote:Darkside i wil aid youAt 4/6/07 06:03 AM, Link69 wrote: thats so gay how they banned pokemon i would start protesting and cussing out some religes groupsReligion, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A D-D-D-D-DUEL!
No, so it like this man. It's better for doing anti-religion.
At 6/16/07 03:10 AM, SirSloth wrote:At 6/16/07 03:09 AM, Zerok wrote:
Yeah I've been noticing, why don't people stop making "Bitch threads" and just make innovative fun threads.
The occasional bitch thread is fine, just dont make 100000 of the same kind.
Yeah....
At 6/13/07 09:29 PM, Wii-Clock wrote: TOM IS LAZY AS HELL!!!
Nope
I WISH HE WOULD DO SOMTHING ABOUT ALL THE ADS AND STUFF.
NO ADS=NO NG!
THERES LIKE A MILLION POPUPS,
They pay for this site AND THERES A BUNCH OF SPAM LIKE ALL THE CLOCK MOVIES ARE ALL SPAM.
Don't watch them then, IVE NEVER SEEN A DECENT ONE.
Do we care? ALL TOM DOES IS SIT ON HIS FATASS AND PLAYS VIDEO GAMES.
Wrong
I MEAN C'MON TOM, DO SOMTIHNG GOOD WITH THE SITE AND GET RID OF THESE POPUPS!!!!!
And pay for membership? Or no Newgrounds? The ads pay for this.
ARE YOU 9 OR SOMETHING!!!??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
At 6/13/07 04:45 PM, Mitok wrote:
. When I got up there, I noticed his pants unzipped. his girlfriend was sitting there beside him, and it was his first hot girlfriend in a while. So I decided to fuck things up for him.
SWEET!
Me: Oh, hey, Paul, that girl Julie called. She said that if you didn't come to the baby's birth,
she'd fuck up your car.
ROFL
He stares at me, looking as if he had just seen a ghost... a ghost of goatse with meatspin in his ass.
Paul: Wha...WHAT?
Paul's GF: I should go.
Paul: No, no, wait!
Paul's GF: Fuck you.
Paul walks to the bathroom. His girlfriend decides not to leave. He's in his room for five minutes, so I tell his GF I'm just fucking with him. She says "Ok" and that she'll go along with it.
Eventually, he walks out of his room and calls a girl, suggesting that he may have had unprotected sex with her.
Wow
Paul: Julie! When the fuck are you having the baby? Oh shit, are you sure it's mine?
Funny
He spits out questions like this for a few minutes, not letting Julie (?) get a word in edgewise. Eventually, I look over at his GF, who looks back at me, and we laugh hysterically.
he stares at us for thirty seconds, smirks and shouts "FUCK YOU!"
EPIC.WIN.
I take the phone from him, tell the girl on the phone we were fucking with him, and hang up.
Sweet
Two days later he gets dumped for refusing to wear a condom.
ROFL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! So funny, is this a real story or is it fake?
At 6/12/07 03:36 PM, b4lL3R-69 wrote: yeah, Ebaums iz the Shit it fucking owns all
Nope. It's not.
:Queer
At 6/12/07 03:59 PM, CrashFm wrote: At 6/12/07 03:55 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote
Sex- its sexYou said it.
Hell yea!
At 6/10/07 08:26 PM, Reaperyami wrote:At 6/10/07 08:16 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Line graphs don't lie.Not unless you're showing 1/4th of it!
How do you explain this!?!
Or this?
Notice the part with weed :(.
At 6/6/07 07:08 PM, Rudy wrote: Someone asked me this question the other day.
"Will you let a guy fuck you up the ass for 1 trillion dollars?"
I would feel so fucking gay if I took the offer. But than again, I'd be a rich bitch. I'd use $100 of the damn trillion to get my ass cleaned.
I would, then spend a million to clean my ass :P
At 6/3/07 08:03 PM, FULLMETALHOBO21 wrote: Trying to use HTML eh? Try a link instead..
a little hard, but it says 0 people playing.
srry, but here's the pic:
No offense, but YOU GOT OWNED, OWNED OWNED OWNED
srry for double post, i dunno how to edit, if you can edit.
go here gor me: <img src="http://www.speedtest.net/result/13455659 3.png">
dude, I HATE HTML.
At 6/2/07 03:38 PM, yankeefan22 wrote:At 6/2/07 01:31 PM, Wesleyiam wrote: Lol, kinda interesting how 94% of the world is slower then me. Imageshack~your slower than me at 95% better than the world, owned owned owned.
http://img236.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spee ddesush7.jpg
srry for double post, i dunno how to edit, if you can edit.
go here gor me: <img src="http://www.speedtest.net/result/13455659 3.png">
