At 9/9/08 10:26 AM, ZteveSissou wrote: Sure.
May I see some credentials?

please sir, time is of the essence here, if you could just give me your bank account details and sort code...

...to let you know that you have been selected from our database to receive a cash prize!

All I require from you is your bank account details and sort code so I can wire you the monies directly!

So if you could just give me these informations?

I don't mean 7 - 8 year old, I mean real babies, ones that can't talk and just cry and whine constantly! I can't fucking stand them, I never have been able to, it's not just there ear piercing noises that annoy me, it's just the way they look as well! They're skin is all loose and wierd and doesn't actually fit their body properly until their around 3 or 4 years old.

The reason I bring it up is cause my sister who is 34 has just had another kid, and I'm having to look after the damn thing. It kept crying and I tried everything to calm it down, so I phoned my sister and she said he's probably just tired... so I thought, wtf, if its just tired and no one is bothering it, why the fuck doesn't it just go to sleep?

Argh! Even while I'm typing this it's just making the most irritating noises, it sounds like a cross between a dying animal and a fucked up dinosaur, I'm never having a kid, ever.

Anyone else feel the same way about them or am I on my own here?

I would advise taking it, it can't do you no serious harm as farm as I'm aware of (you might wanna check up on that though...). I've done it before with some mates, the effects don't last long, but it's still a good laugh. My friend had a longer 'trip' so to speak then me, but I think he was milking it a bit. I was showed this before I took it which was what got me intrigued by it.

Bearing in mind I do all sorts of drugs and I still enjoyed it, so for someone who doesn't do drugs it might be an even better experience. You can also get different strengths of the stuff, the high the 'x' the longer and better the experience is.

At 9/6/08 07:58 PM, Mypasswordispassword wrote: Metal gear awesome series sucks ass.

thats a personal opinion really. there is no factual evidence that it sucks ass or that it is good

yeh im in a prickish mood tonight

At 9/6/08 07:56 PM, Mz-frost95-fr wrote: You said it.

well he tried to say it. got a couple words mixed up but good effort on his behalf!

At 9/6/08 03:20 AM, Healthy wrote: I n...n-n-ever did drugs drugs are a seirous matte,r ia mean cocaine is a healla of a drug.... but i never did drugs... i mean i wuold never grind my feet on someones couch i got some more deceny... yeah i grinded my feet on charile murphys couch....

Cocaine is a hella of a drug

fucking win!

im rick james bitch, show me some titties

£900 is I would think about $1500 - ish?

can you expand on your comment. i dont want a biased view, or a witty remark, just explain to me why that isn't a good deal?

i priced up an alienware laptop with the same spec and it was even more expensive? so where could I get a laptop like this cheaper, without having to build it myself...

although it is a stupid bump, the OP's point is still fairly valid. I mean I love Newgrounds, its the only site I visit nowadays, I stopped coming for a while, but came back and created this account and so much has changed on the BBS.

The amount of funny and general nonsense threads around are few and far between, I mean, they might of been nonsense but it was a good laugh and people did have a bit of a chat even though it was sarcastic witty remarks people knew everyone was only messing. Story threads used to be so popular and get so many laughs from everyone aswell and now I hear that they get deleted cause they're against the rules??

I'm not blaming the mods or saying they aren't doing heir job properly, they're just doing what they are told and enforcing those rules, I just wish that somethings could go back to the way they used to be...

yeah, but a desktop pc is not what im after, i know i could get a better pc but i want to know if in laptop terms, if this is a good deal?

Dell Inspiron XPS M1710

LCD
17.0" UltraSharp%u2122 Wide Screen WUXGA (1920x1200) TFT Display with TrueLife%u2122

Base
Intel® Core%u2122 2 Duo Processor T7200 (2.00 GHz, 667 MHz FSB, 4 MB L2-cache)

Microsoft Operating System
Genuine Windows Vista® Home Premium - English

Memory
2048MB 667MHz Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM [2x1024]

Keyboard
Single Pointing Internal Keyboard - UK/Irish (QWERTY)

Video Card
256MB DDR3 nVidia® GeForce%u2122 Go 7900 graphics card

Hard Drive
320GB (5.400rpm) SATA Hard Drive

Mouse
Logitech G5 Laser Gaming Mouse - Full Speed USB, adjustable sensitivity, onboard weight tuning

CD/DVD Drives
Fixed Internal 8X DVD+/-RW Drive including software - Vista

Wireless Local Area Networking
Intel® Next-Gen Wireless-N Mini-Card (for Core 2 Duo Processors)

Modem
56.6k V.92 Capable Internal Modem & Adapter - UK

Bluetooth
Dell%u2122 Wireless 355 Bluetooth 2.0 Module (up to 3Mbps) with Enhanced Data Rate for Vista

Primary Battery
9 cell Lithium-Ion Battery (80 Whr)

It has all the cables, discs and whatnot and is just over £900...
3D View of the laptop...

My question to you... is it worth it?

Mmm

i always find im more interested in looking at girls who dress up rather then guys.. cause they just look so darn hot (most of the time...)

only times the guys interest me in dressing up is if they are something fucking awesome like THIS!

wax on - right hand

wax off - left hand

I was hoping this might have something to do with He-Man

"no..." *head explodes*

fucking gold!

oh it is actually called megaman something... this just gets even better

At 9/4/08 07:49 PM, Divixmage1 wrote:

At 9/4/08 07:48 PM, iMiserable wrote: What's your song called? I wanna hear it!

just go to my userpage its called megaman something

megaman something?? you mean you dont even know what you called it. i can see you put loads of effort into this...

At 9/4/08 06:47 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote:

At 9/4/08 06:46 PM, iMiserable wrote:

At 9/4/08 06:29 PM, Impalement wrote: OH GOD A FAT SCENE GIRL
ewwwwwwwwww.

Eh. I'd hit it.

Definitely the one on the right.

just about to say that myself

At 9/4/08 06:40 PM, zrick wrote: Anyone like Vanilla Coke. Now that was tasty!

that stuff was nasty not tasty

I always remember when I had never even heard of mountain dew (I live in England) and it wasn't til I started hearing people talk about it on here and other forums about 5 years ago that I was intrigued and wanted to taste it.

I ended up going Australia in 2006 and saw it in one of the shops, bought a couple big bottles and it was fucking lush... then had to go back to having none when I came back home. Now I'm only just hearing that there are different flavours of mountain dew!??

/life story

shouldn't all school showers be in seperate cubical type things? i thought all schools HAD to have that nowadays... my school always did anyway.

so was she 10 or 5?

im trying to quit and that really didnt help...

ahh a decent story thread, it's been a while. i used to love coming to NG and readin them a few years back, shame most of them get locked now... earfetish used to write some amazing ones!!

i would of still had sex with her, just made it very clear i was displeased with her attitude before hand.

GTA that shit mother fucker I know I would

At 9/4/08 06:13 AM, psycho-squirrel wrote: Not as bad as the two people in the UK that were married and took a blood test to see if they could have a healty baby, and it turned out that they were twins, and seperated at birth.

I dont think their relationship died quickly, but I am sure the court seperated their marriage.

I must of missed that one! When did that happen?

it wasn't just her p.e clothes, when she wore normal clothes she just looked like one of those dirty secretary type women.

she was 21 at the time, i was only 16... if only

this is pretty much what she looked like, except she had a nicer face then hers and she wore these type of glasses with her normal clothes.

god dammit she was hot, everyone wanted her, i swear even the girls did!!