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Response to: My basement flooded Posted October 25th, 2007 in General

At 10/25/07 03:37 PM, iateamexican wrote:
At 10/25/07 03:35 PM, Reserved-Username wrote: But anyway, the insurance claims guy came and said that the Xbox, Theater System, Computer, and lots of other shit 'Will work fine after it dries out'.
Few minutes with a hairdryer, good as new.

Wouldn't that screw it up?

God see's Everything! Posted October 23rd, 2007 in General

But can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

for the record, the below picture is what I belive god to look like.

God see's Everything!

Response to: Holy fuck! (pics) Posted October 22nd, 2007 in General

poop in the fishtank for vengance.

Response to: Hot, sweaty gay loving. Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

At 10/21/07 10:34 PM, NapoleanD wrote:
At 9/1/07 06:51 PM, Bus-Driver wrote: Oh wait... that's just wrestling. My bad.
Fucker

Its funny because you think your all 'tough', and offensive, when actually your making yourself look like an asshat.

By the way, were you not aware-the term 'fucker' hasn't actually offended anyone since they were in second grade?

Not P-bot Too! Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

Age/Gender: 7, Male
Location: Cyberspace
Job: Portal Management

We have enough seven year olds on the internet!

His profile.

Response to: Racist Site Regarding Santa? Posted October 20th, 2007 in General

You: Do you touch children?
Santa: Yes I try to touch children as often as possible, do you?

Response to: Why The Bbs Sucks Nowadays >:( Posted October 19th, 2007 in General

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

Kelly Clarkson'd
Response to: The Solution Posted October 19th, 2007 in General

It's sad how many faggots still make threads like "OMG UR RUININ MY BBSZ"

Newgrounds:Rollca ll Posted October 17th, 2007 in General

Inspired by This thread, I'm curious.
Where do you live?
Where are the most NG'ers living?
Where are the least Ng'ers?
I'm not really in the mood to look at Every userpage on the website,
so I decided to just ask here.

I live in Helena, Montana.

I dont like when I'm in public Posted October 16th, 2007 in General

And I have to poop.
It's an odd feeling like people are looking at me funny,
Because they know I have to shit terribly.
It's like they're taunting me.

Response to: In regards to Onic Posted October 9th, 2007 in General

THAT WOULD BE RUDE AND UNCARING.

Response to: In regards to Onic Posted October 9th, 2007 in General

DOES NO ONE IN THIS WORLD CARE ANY MORE?

In regards to Onic Posted October 9th, 2007 in General

Link

It is only fitting we all masturbate to This Picture of him.
It will be a glorious celebration of Onic.

Response to: Dumbass with a sword... Posted September 26th, 2007 in General

"Scared, we were all scared. Everybody in the building was scared. I thought, 'No way am I opening my door,' 'cause my kids said when that happens, don't," one neighbor said.

Response to: I'm Plastering My Walls With Lyrics Posted September 26th, 2007 in General

ILL TAKE U 2 DA CANDY SHOP

Response to: Damn Maus Posted September 26th, 2007 in General

At 9/26/07 08:34 PM, ArmorAll wrote: how do u know what it looks like?

looking at a picture, dumbfag.

Damn Maus Posted September 26th, 2007 in General

You look uglier than you used to D:

and that was pretty damn ugly
Response to: Hey guys... Posted September 22nd, 2007 in General

At 9/22/07 06:01 PM, Bleachednaruto wrote: To legend of zelda fans who is better?

Your doing it wrong.

Response to: why should i help you? Posted September 22nd, 2007 in General

Can you help me?

Response to: Why do you cum on NG? Posted September 22nd, 2007 in General

I cum on ng, because I dont like that shit on my hand.

Response to: why do women have 2 boobs? Posted September 22nd, 2007 in General

IN CASE OF CANCER

Response to: Weapon maker competition! Posted September 22nd, 2007 in General

Sword Launcher.

Here

This Is So Funny Posted September 22nd, 2007 in General

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says "There's a steering wheel in your pants." The pirate says "Aye. It's driving me nuts!"

It's a bit corny and fly-in-the-soup-esque in my opinion, but I still like it.

Response to: God's not real and religion is fake Posted September 22nd, 2007 in General

Yuck!

This copypasta tastes like fail and AIDS.

I advise next time, you store your Copypasta in the refrigerator before serving next time.

Newgrounds, I'm paranoid Posted September 22nd, 2007 in General

I've been an atheist since I was able to comprehend religion, because I thought it was utter bullshit.

I've looked into it a lot as of late, and it seems there is as much proof, if not more that there isn't a god.

BUT I've also noticed a lot of shit, like the Kuran, and a lot of other religions depict a large war, worldwide forest/etc fires, Global warming, etc.
All of which is constant, through different religions, and appears to be happening

How does newgrounds feel about this?

Response to: major flaw in... Posted September 22nd, 2007 in General

in case of a canon-disarming assault.

Response to: Madness day layout Posted September 22nd, 2007 in General

At 9/22/07 12:28 AM, Grind29 wrote: Who likes it?

I do :]

And what flash will you be doing?

None, I just come to NG to play flash games, and to post on the bbs D:

And does flash pass today "all flash"?

I don't know.

Response to: The Irl Mods Hate Fun Posted September 22nd, 2007 in General

At 9/22/07 01:44 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: They fucking suspended my account for pk'ing in the wildy!

Did you get any loot from it first?

Response to: Photoshop My Cat Posted September 22nd, 2007 in General

At 9/22/07 01:46 PM, Sunglasses wrote: Ceiling cat is watching me masturbate, but what is floor cat doing?

Ceiling cat is being stretched to critical mass!

Response to: Hey Hey! Linkin Park! Hey Hey! Posted September 22nd, 2007 in General

HEY HEY LINKIN PARK,
I DUN LIKE YOUR MUSIC.