At 11/28/09 03:41 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Convert everyone to Christianity.

He's Jewish genius.

Euthanization.

I live in Northern California and call it soda.

At 11/19/09 05:52 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 11/19/09 04:34 PM, Gagsy wrote: Of course they are. Not exactly something they can control though. It's in the genes. Men have to be the stronger partners in a relationship, the dominant one - Usually. Of course this means that they have to be the bread winners, they feel more useful providing then having their missus provide more. It's just nature.

i wonder how large a majority of men can't handle smart girls? one guy stopped liking me because i was too smart which also means "you make me feel stupid", i'm glad because i really am too good for someone who says moral is "one of those small big words..." *shiver*

The guy's clearly an idiot.

As a person that's usually being a sarcastic dick and making other feel stupid, I find it incredibly attractive for a smarter girl to make me look like the idiot. I have no idea why, maybe it's the mental equivalent of BDSM.

...god damn it I'm a mental masochist, what the hell. Your thread is now going to have me questioning my own sanity, I'm believing "ignorance is bliss" more and more now.

The underground stuff is great.

And we can't forget the fact the offspring of punk rock is probably more great than punk rock itself nowadays.

Anybody else here a fan of ska punk?

Well I'm failing my US history class on account of having done only a few assignments all year, so for the next few nights as well as tonight I'm going to be working as late as possible to catch up.

It's only 10:49 PM over here, though, so I still consider this early into my work.

Porn.

Why has nobody mentioned the swine flu is just a variant of the flu that's no more dangerous?

You guys are a bunch of pussies, how is this sickening at all?

I hadn't ever thought about, but now I am curious.

I'm going to have to say it would feel like soggy scrambled eggs, yes. But only if the eggs were shredded and long and stringy.

Not quite spaghetti, but rather...SPAGHETTI MADE OUT OF SOGGY SCRAMBLED EGGS.

Something like that. I guess somebody will have to do it and tell us if we ever want to solve this mystery.

How can any of us forget the beautiful Soweto area of the City of Johannesburg in Gauteng, South Africa, inspiration of the movie District 9!

This is beautiful, it's a great day when our word is finally tolerant enough of homosexuality so that gays can publically voice their opinion of how much they don't tolerate heterosexuality.

I love how you refer to straights as "you people." Man, minorities are saying "you people" now, that's beautiful. We can all join together side-by-side and discriminate as equals.

At 10/27/09 10:06 PM, 10JD wrote:

At 10/27/09 08:59 PM, Reaperyami wrote:

At 10/27/09 08:44 PM, Pointy-Circle wrote:

At 10/26/09 04:27 PM, 10JD wrote: America rights were founded by the Bible,

Uh. . .

No they weren't.

Maybe the Bill of rights part, but definitely not the whole thing.

well yeah that is waht i was talking about. Not the bible itself but the rights absolutely.

The Bible written by man as much as the Bill of Rights, so those rights are still given by man in the end. If you want to look at it religiously, then yes, the rights are "god-given," but not everybody believes the Bible to be a holy scripture.

Also, commenting on other people, not you, why in the hell do people use events in the Bible as proof that the Bible is true? What the basically means is:

"This book is true. Look at this passage right here! See, it happened in the book, which means it happened in reality, and if it happened in reality it happened in the book, so the rest of the book must be true!"

Circular reasoning, it's stupid. I'm in no ways a person that hates religion; though I'm personally an Atheist, I've seen religion better a lot of people, but it's just that too many people are taking a negative influence from their religion.

At 10/27/09 09:46 PM, armorwarrior wrote:

At 10/27/09 09:41 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Wear briefs, dude. No possibility of your dick slipping out, your boners won't be noticable, and you'll be hella hot, just like me! Plus, briefs make your package look bigger and bulgier.

Can't we all just agree on boxer briefs and be done with it?

If only people were that smart.

At 10/28/09 12:40 AM, BUTANE wrote:

OMG can you guys believe i said this?

OMG, like no way! Girl, you cannot be, like, serious about this!

At 9/23/09 06:17 PM, hhhh wrote:

At 9/17/09 03:23 PM, zee666 wrote: The real question is, why not go younger?

This.

Do it.

BABY FUCK. IT'S AWWWWRIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTT.

That's a really bad question, because Japanese anime isn't just ONE art style, it's very varied, some older stuff very closely resembling what you would normally think of as American.

The same with America, cartoons are very diverse, you can't just stick one art style on a country!

At 10/20/09 12:15 AM, tarahloveshentai wrote: PETA.

Did somebody say PETA?

http://petakillsanimals.com/

At 10/20/09 12:02 AM, Hiphopopotamus wrote: Companies are always killing animals for money, but now that they are chicks it's completely different.

The cuter the animal, the more its life is worth!

It's okay for me to eat a steak, but eating a rabbit would be cruel!

Everybody else agree?

At 10/18/09 03:01 AM, Tykwa wrote: Super Soaker + Gasoline.

Attach a torch/lighter to the end.

Fun.

I think you're thinking of the wrong years of your childhood.

At 10/14/09 04:45 AM, XxXGameFreakXxX wrote: I was kind of expecting this.

Aren't I stupid for forgetting about the resizing.

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2549/
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I was kind of expecting this.

At 10/13/09 09:38 AM, fallensoul289 wrote: No not really. You look younger but hey look at it this way, at least you will always look younger when your old.

No, he'll just be hairless when he gets older, kind of like a Sphynx cat.

Damn those fuckers are ugly.

At 10/13/09 09:00 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:

At 10/13/09 08:54 AM, Luis wrote: yank the plug from the ac adapter part of his 360 while its still on. If you do that a few times he will be red ringed. His gaming will be over for a few weeks. He will thank you.

But... But... He plays it on the PC...

Take his computer apart and remove all the fans.

Watch as he scratches his head as his computer constantly shuts off.

The horrible failure of an OP aside, I regularly go on both sites.

Are you a fucking idiot? Some of us out here aren't spoiled little fuckers like you, okay?

Honestly, now, my family lives off of about $1200 a month, try to treat $100 as chump change while paying the bills with that much money asshole.

You act like you feel for the poor, yet you have no idea what a life where $100 is a lot is.

Stupidity.

At 10/6/09 01:13 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Really? I'd expect something like this on /b/, but Goddamnit, when I want a quality thread, I go to the NG BBS.

Inb4 "lol quality thread on BBS" or any permutations of that phrase.

Doesn't the fact you expect "lol quality thread on BBS" replies kind of tell you what to expect from the BBS?

At 10/5/09 04:14 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 10/5/09 04:12 AM, HollowGrave wrote: So were all going to be mass murdered by the government? .....Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

what surprises me is they havent done it til now

Maybe they already have and this is going to turn out to be some Matrix shit.

You silly people and your phallic obsessions.

Though I'll have to agree with it this time; that's definitely a penis.