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1.

Elated

Topic: I killed a hooker.

Posted: 11/29/09 10:24 PM

Forum: General

At 6/22/09 06:00 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote:
At 6/22/09 03:33 PM, Jason100 wrote: Don't worry she will respawn.
Hahaha. That is now one of my favorite motivational posters.

Ditto.


2.

Questioning

Topic: Don't you hate it when...

Posted: 11/29/09 08:50 PM

Forum: General

At 11/29/09 08:46 PM, Jamoke wrote: If that happens, whatever you were intending to post must have been an absolute "epic win" jewel of a reply. Shame the world will never come to embrace the wisdom packed into the one line you had written. I'll wager it would have changed lives.

Are you ALWAYS in a bad mood?


3.

None

Topic: What do you want for Christmas?

Posted: 11/29/09 08:46 PM

Forum: General

Nintendo 64 + games
NG T-Shirt
NG Calender
NG Poster
NG Stickers
Scarface
Goodfellas
and a relationship (Goddamn, I'm lonely)


4.

Expressionless

Topic: BBS Levels...?

Posted: 11/29/09 08:41 PM

Forum: General

At 11/29/09 08:39 PM, Niloc14 wrote:
At 11/29/09 08:30 PM, dylan-double-c wrote: Make a rule against +1's or general spam.
Besides, when a post gets deleted, it takes away from the post count.
Just because there's a rule against it doesn't mean people won't do it.

True. Besides, isn't there already a rule against making several posts five words or less in a short amount of time?


5.

Elated

Topic: BBS Levels...?

Posted: 11/29/09 08:26 PM

Forum: General

That's actually a good idea! Usually fucktards like yourself (Just joking man lol) come up with shitty ideas all the time, but this one is something that could become part of the site one day!

BBS levels ftw!


6.

Goofy

Topic: If hitler had won?

Posted: 11/29/09 08:24 PM

Forum: General

At 11/29/09 07:56 PM, Ryanl337 wrote: Shut up, the bad guys never win.

What about the 2000 and the 2004 elections?


7.

Thinking

Topic: If hitler had won?

Posted: 11/29/09 08:23 PM

Forum: General

At 11/29/09 08:20 PM, TomFulp wrote: Movie reference.

What movie? Looks cool.


8.

Questioning

Topic: If hitler had won?

Posted: 11/29/09 07:54 PM

Forum: General

At 11/29/09 07:05 PM, Davidzx wrote: hitler wouldve never won, he was in a no win situation, a 1 against 10 war.

Not neccecarily. He COULD'VE been able to win if not for a few factors:

1. If he had taken it slower and not spread his troops too thin (no dirty pun intended)
2. If America hadn't stepped in, and kicked Germany's ass (thank YOU, Japan)
3. If pussy Italy hadn't pussied out for the second World War in a row.
4. If Germany hadn't pissed off Russia, thus causing them to start bombing Berlin.

theres no possibility of victory for him, plus why are we still talking abotu hitler?

I don't know. It's not like WW2 was one of the biggest wars of the century or anything....DIPSHIT.


hes dead hes gone, lets stop talking about him for at least a few years.

9.

Sleeping

Topic: Would you choose to switch genders?

Posted: 11/29/09 07:42 PM

Forum: General

It would be a really interesting experience that i would gladly go through for say, a week? But I just love my cock too much to never see it again. So I'm afraid my answer is no.

Btw, this thread's been done a million fucking times.

10.

Kissing

Topic: Love

Posted: 11/28/09 02:25 PM

Forum: General

Wait, so do you LOVE me or do you HATE me? Because if you can't make up your mind, then we are SO through, mkay?


11.

Angry

Topic: I can't fucking believe this...

Posted: 11/28/09 02:00 PM

Forum: General

Yes, MJ is indeed, dead. Miraculously, it took only 3 pages to tell you this. A fucking world record on Newgrounds. PLEASE, people, let this thread die.


12.

Shouting

Topic: Twilight fans have gone too far

Posted: 11/27/09 11:51 AM

Forum: General

......and I thought that the Edward PANTIES were wierd. What's next hairy, furry Jake dildos for all of those werewolf fans? Jesus H. Christ....


13.

Misunderstood

Topic: Emo people

Posted: 11/27/09 11:26 AM

Forum: General

At 11/27/09 11:25 AM, Leo3oproductions wrote:
At 11/27/09 11:22 AM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Now that I think about it, I'm really not all that emo. I wear nothing but black, but I don't jam my penis in various objects?
LOL.Epic Fail right thier my friend.

My hand is the only thing I jam my penis into.


14.

Elated

Topic: The Offecal Ng Shitting Thread

Posted: 11/27/09 11:24 AM

Forum: General

At 11/27/09 08:26 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Woops!

HAHA, yeah, I remember MY first time. I sat in the closet with a gun for hours, I was so freaked out.


15.

Resigned

Topic: Emo people

Posted: 11/27/09 11:22 AM

Forum: General

Now that I think about it, I'm really not all that emo. I wear nothing but black, but I don't cry alot, I don't cut, I don't crave attention (alright, I lied, but atleast I'm not an attention whore), I don't dye my hair, I don't put on make up, I'm not depressed, and I don't listen to emo bands. Which brings up the question: Why the FUCK did I choose 'xXShortEmoKidXx' as my name!? It's like, what in the fuck are those 'x's even doing there!?

Bigger screw up than re-electing Bush....

16.

None

Topic: Alright NG what do I spend it on?

Posted: 11/27/09 11:12 AM

Forum: General

NG T-Shirt.


17.

Elated

Topic: giant tits

Posted: 11/24/09 05:58 PM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 05:56 PM, RageOfOrder wrote: This is September Carrino, a 28F cup (Natural). Too big? Not big enough? Just right?

A little bigger compared to what I usually go for, but hey, they can't ever be TOO big.


18.

Sleeping

Topic: The war on terror is pointless

Posted: 11/24/09 04:33 PM

Forum: General

The war on terror is just an excuse to invade the middle east and rape their oil supply.


19.

None

Topic: If Hitler had actually existed...

Posted: 11/24/09 04:32 PM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 04:10 PM, arbiterg wrote:
At 11/24/09 03:43 PM, Sidorio wrote: ...would you have fought for or against him?
I would have tried to make him a better percon and make him stop killing evry one!...........acsept the jews ofcors........

im os gald taht ou aera goud speler or elz that wuld be basd cuse yuo shoudl leanr to be a gfood fspejlfler when uoyr usign teh ienternett.


20.

Angry

Topic: I take drugs every day.

Posted: 11/24/09 04:03 PM

Forum: General

Hur dur, GOOD ONE because coffee is a drug by technicality, get it!?


21.

Thinking

Topic: If Hitler had actually existed...

Posted: 11/24/09 03:58 PM

Forum: General

If I killed Hitler, I would probably become very high in the Nazi ranks; you know, Captain, Lieutenant, General, ect. and then, one night, I would assassinate Hitler and a shitload of high-ranking officers, dealing a crippling blow to the Third Reich. Then, I escape from Germany and off to the nearest allied country by nightfall.


22.

None

Topic: Blamed:Saved - Thoughts!?

Posted: 11/24/09 07:27 AM

Forum: General

At 11/22/09 02:53 AM, letiger wrote: Rank: Police Sergeant
Blams: 73
Saves: 1,058

This is mine ^

I only blam when I KNOW its definatly gonna get blammed.

And by that, you mean that you only vote 5 on everything to get points?


23.

None

Topic: Whistle Points?

Posted: 11/23/09 06:35 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

At 11/23/09 06:32 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: That's been asked so many times my friend. Only liljim knows and he is not telling ANYONE. I can't really remember why exactly, but I'm pretty sure it has to do with the fact that they don't want the whistle system to become like the rest of the stats. They see it more as a tool that people should use for legitimate reasons rather than for stat build up.

So it's not gonna happen, no matter how many times we ask.

Aight, man, thanks! That does make a lot of sense, in a way, like people who just vote 5 of EVERYTHING in the portal to get high blam/protection points.


24.

Goofy

Topic: Annoying kid in my class

Posted: 11/23/09 06:19 PM

Forum: General

Have you ever seen Casino Royale? Whip that kids balls with a lead cord, and see if he still has a sense of humor like James Bond did.

"LMAO now the whole world's gonna know you died scratching my balls."

Great movie.

25.

Questioning

Topic: Whistle Points?

Posted: 11/23/09 06:16 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

I know what they are, and how to get them, but WHY isn't there a way to tell how many whistle points you have. Your experience points, blam/protecion points, and voting power all have something on your user page to indicate where you stand, so why not your whistle points?


26.

None

Topic: Gay Superheroes

Posted: 11/23/09 05:39 PM

Forum: General

Rainbow Fighters aside, Robin Boy Wonder will ALWAYS be the gayest super hero.


27.

Sleeping

Topic: i hate it when general just..stops

Posted: 11/23/09 05:38 PM

Forum: General

Either that, or there's NO interesting threads to post in, like ones about "Ecks Bawks' or "Photoshop the picture and put an MS Paint cock in it because that's funny" or "ZOMG GUIS GES WHAT WADE IS ONLINE LET'S ALL GO SAY HAI!!!" Or possibly, the absolute worst of all, "Hey, there's no mods online, so let's all go nuts and spam the forums until a mod comes on in 45 seconds and bans the shit out of all of us!!"


28.

Questioning

Topic: Global Warming Isn't Our Fault.

Posted: 11/23/09 05:08 PM

Forum: General

I think it's both. It's GONNA HAPPEN either way, but it's bad, so we might as well slow it the fuck down, because when it's finished, there's going to be millions of homeless people.


29.

None

Topic: The Ugliest Dog Ever

Posted: 11/23/09 04:57 PM

Forum: General

At 11/23/09 04:49 PM, Lotica wrote: You do realize that this is REALLY old, right?

I'm guessing you just typed in 'Ugly dogs' on Google and decided to post this image and show it to us. Am I correct?

Pretty much. This is the oldest fucking picture ever.


30.

None

Topic: teenagers saying "i love you"

Posted: 11/23/09 07:25 AM

Forum: General

I think saying 'I love You' is alright, but not every time you see eachother. It has to be the exact right moment. You'll both know when it's there.


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