At 9/20/08 05:03 PM, Rarehunter813 wrote:

im 14 and a frshman in high school looking for anyone who coincidently goes to my school so i can ask them the homework

and i cant ask my girlfreind, she doesn't exist.

Don't you know anyone at your school? Surely it'd be easier to ask someone you already know?

And as has already been said, it's very unlikely you'll find anyone who lives in your area here.

At 9/19/08 07:22 PM, TheWolfe wrote:

Low standards AND low effort? NO WAY!
You googeling "ugly girl" and picking the worst one doesnt proove anything. I picked a girl that some guys, very desperate guys would consider cute, and most would consider ugly, a fine line, that made logical sense seeing as how ANYONE could see the pic of YOUR girl is ugly.

Y'know, it's not your place to say who is and isn't ugly, there's every chance that you're no prize yourself, but this is the internet I guess, you can be whatever you want to be.

At 9/19/08 07:06 PM, GUITARHEROBEAST wrote: If she lives an hour from you there is no chance to have a relationship dont even try

Because relationships are all about convenience.

Anyways, hope everything turns out well for both of you.

I'm a lazy bastard.

At 9/19/08 05:06 AM, Pounce wrote:

Caffeine just isn't doing it for me anymore. Just hyperactivity, and fancy colored piss.

Oh well that's a lovely image to start mah day. >:|

Maybe ease yourself into having less sleep? Caffeine will probably make it harder in the long run, if you're trying to get into 4 hours of sleep, caffeine will buttfuck you in the end, some way or another.

Dependence = Bad thing

At 9/19/08 04:19 AM, The-Great-One wrote:

You probably can't even handle this Newgrounds game.

I was shitting myself the first time I played that, the head in the microwave caught me off guard, I was a complete fanny back then.

At 9/19/08 04:36 AM, NOTKemCab wrote: That's stupid.

What happened to rat poison?

I was around 7 years old when my dogs started having fits in the middle of the night, some old bastard had spread rat poison around, it wasn't even for my dogs, they never crapped anywhere but our own garden, which we had the decency to clean up, it was for cats or something. Anyways, it was pretty traumatising watching 2 of my best friends lying on the floor flailing around, frothing at the mouth, they didn't even die that night, they suffered for another day or two before we had one of them put down, he wasn't recovering. The other survived, but the poor sod was never the same again, guess losing your brother can be pretty hard on dogs too.

Just thought I'd get that off my chest, rat poison is fucking sick.

At 9/19/08 04:34 AM, NOTKemCab wrote:

The law assumes you're less likely to do that if you're over 21, which is some kind of magical age or something.

I have no idea how to word this, I'm terrible at getting my point across.

Law-wise, you shouldn't be drinking at 20, but Moral-wise, you're only a year underage, so it's okay.

The law can't really be flexible, there needs to be a certain age when you officially become an adult, that age is 21. You can't reason with the law, it's just cold, hard logic. It's not considered immoral to drink just a year underage, but that won't change the law's mind.

I'm just trying to say why it's against the law to drink 1 year underage, but I guess most people knew that anyway.

At 9/19/08 03:23 AM, shocktherapy wrote: if u want a drink so bad y not do it at home get wasted there? easy

There's the reason for the flaming ladies and gentlemen, too many kids think the point of alcohol is getting smashed, and that tends to piss people off. It's a social thing, it's not about getting so out of your face you forget your own name, that doesn't make you cool, it makes you a fucking immature moron.

DJ-Keen, I've gathered you weren't there for the sake of drinking, that wasn't directed at you.

At 9/18/08 04:36 PM, Sekhem wrote:

fattie

NO U

Make me a sandwich, or I'll fucking sit on you.

When I kick my own arse out the door to get more exercise and sunshine.

Inb4 fat, the exercise is because I'm lethargic all the time. >:(

At 9/18/08 04:31 PM, LOLZILLA wrote:

At 9/18/08 04:04 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Now, the Republic of Ireland is generally stereotyped as swarming with drunkards and gingers. This is, for the most part, true.

Sounds like Scotland.

Y'know, all these stereotypes used to get on my tits, now I just lol at how true it is.

At 9/18/08 04:07 PM, junkietomato wrote:

*thread dies*

Ha! I don't think so.

The most disappointing thing off the top of my head for me was F.E.A.R

That game sucks balls. Hard. And I was told it kicked ass. Hard.

At 9/18/08 07:53 AM, AnalogStick wrote: I am among the extremely small amount of people on earth who are capable of solving, or even understanding the problem.

Lol, no.

That's just unwarranted self importance. Give me proof that only " an extremely small amount of people on Earth" can solve a problem given to you in school. Anyone can figure it out, some people find it boring and give up, some people take longer than others etc.

Just go back in the shower.

I like chocolate, but I still prefer real Digestives to those shitty chocolate ones, just an easy new product for them, get an old product, and coat it with chocolate, durr hurr.

"Sorry, I used too much parmesan!"

-God

So it's not one of those small viruses... hmm

This could be a problem.

At 9/15/08 04:14 PM, Gergaloth wrote: Holy shit, I made my sig animated!

It moves when you scroll!

Oh my god.

I can't remember feeling so humiliated before this.

I fail. Hard.

My poorly done GIMP sig was inspired by hunger.

At 9/11/08 05:03 PM, Mr-Destruction wrote:

See, it's 5pm NG time so all you mods are now going to log on and post more to stir things up because it's all a set up.

Eggsactly.

All the moderators have done is try to stir up silly rumours.

Those... BASTARDS

Although his name rings a little tiny bell for some reason.

I lol'd so hard.

Fucking genius, brb, trolling.

Some logic.

1. Terrorists destroy towers along with many lives.

2. They make bigger tower.

*Facepalm*

That's just asking for it, srsly.

Large Hardon Collider.

At 9/11/08 03:38 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:

I cut the main piece out of insulation foam, and I'm puzzled on what to do next.....

Well you have the base, and it looks to be pretty well done, now you just need to work with it, give it detail =P

I know I'm not being very helpful, but art is alien to me, logic ftw.

Anyways, good luck with it.

That was my first thought, but since Wade removed a few mods recently, I'm guessing he's one of their alts.

At 9/11/08 09:09 AM, JaY11 wrote: Holy shit guys!

Oh god I can't wait till people ask how to do that.

At 9/11/08 05:06 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: I'm getting just a little tired of hearing British people crack jokes about 9/11. I know Americans are doing it too, but the vast majority of them are British.

The world doesn't consist of America and Britain.

Mocking an event that killed thousands of innocent people (you do know they were PEOPLE right, not just "Americunts" ?) requires quite a bit of fiendish hatred or just plain idiocy, don't you think?

No, it's either people who will joke about anything, or it's a way of coping with it.

Now, this isn't towards all British people, but a good portion of them (you know who you are). Allow me to draw attention to a little factoid: More UK citizens died on 9/11 in the US than in the 2005 London Transit Bombings.

Even you couldn't possibly have gotten into arguments with a "good portion" of Britain.

I'm not saying I'm happy British people died on 9/11, I'm just trying to see if people react differently when they realize that the attacks on 9/11 killed their own people as well.

Yeah, interpret it all as racism, okay.

I'll go first, you are a citizen of the land of hypocrisy.

America is all about freedom and diversity, but every time I have a disagreement with an American, I am forced to endure moronic, racist insults.

America is all about freedom and diversity, but everyone in the world must be a democracy.

America is all about freedom and diversity, but a terrorist attack by a minority justifies an illegal war, and everyone knows it's for the oil, I don't even need to try and prove that.

America is all about freedom and diversity, but they have the right to police the entire world.

I guess I'm a dirty terrorist now :(

At 9/9/08 04:03 PM, MercatorMap wrote:

At 9/9/08 03:37 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I like how he signed off paltalk right before he died for dramatic effect.

He hadn't taken any pills yet, so it would have taken him another 2 hours to die.

I like how he signed off paltalk a while before he pretended to die for dramatica effect.

At 9/9/08 03:41 PM, Doomsday-One wrote:

Rise up, lower level users! We must rebel against this plot!
Not just for our sake, but for the sake of future generations of noobs!

I'll fucking box you.