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I got a 40

i like 8-bit video game consoles. i almost got beat up by this one kid because i said the xbox 360 was way too expensive for a game sytem when i can play the original version of a game for 1/15 of the new price

i like the NES,SNES,and sega genesis

i would never let my girlfriend see

1.Masterbate
2.talk about sex or any sexualy related terms with my friends
3.or have her see me cry after getting hit in my "happy place" with an orange....

Enuf said

Subject says it all...

Mine is From Full Metal Jacket "lifes just a big shit sandwhich and we all gotta take a bite"

At 12/18/07 12:32 AM, Phantox wrote: Don't worry... I dreamt that my mom drowned and the next day my mom died at the hospital xD. It was so cool.

dude....thats not cool

personaly i think its sometimes just a coincidence but it makes me feel uneasy like one day i have this dream and im supposed to warn everyone of what will happen

I keep having these weird dreams where smething happens and about a week or two later the same thing happens but in a slightly different context. like a week ago on sunday i had a dream where i was in a library walking down looking for a book i needed for a school project when a book falls on me. when i woke up in the morning i thought it was just a weird dream but today i was sitting in a chair under my bookcase reading for a paper that was due in 2 days when the book "the squirrel nutkin" fell on my head.

And this has happened many times in different scenarios could they all be coinsidences or is it all something else every once in a while i think of what will happen to me mentally if i have a dream of the earth being oblitorated or something along the lines of that.

Please give me your opinion...

haha~!!! What a loser..
lol can i show these pics to my friends?

this might sound sorta medieval....but
put the rapists "happy place" in an iron condom that has a little extra room in it and drop a rat in it..if you do this for a long period of time they will eventually go crazy and castrate themselves to forget the pain of having your "happy place" nibbled on every day for 1 hour by a rat with rabies

pretty weird... but its probably a friend or a spam phonecall for a sexline. Have you given your phone number or address to a website(that might not be trusted) for a member ship ?

LampOfAllEvil wrote:

Wait untill his parent are home, ten cut them up and force-feed them to him, cut off his dick and shove it up his ass, rent him to a pedophile for a day, fuck his girlfriend while his eyes are taped open, make him inhale the fumes from a car with his lips around the exaust pipe, then throw him in a sack and throw him in the river.

Or tell him not to do it again.

Quite graphic.

Make him do.... the dishes!!!

moving

scrambled brains messed up dirty hair deep cuts all over body bloody and has gray skin and blood shot red eyes..

A ramones cd that was never released...

he last piece of cake secret isnt working for me an error screen just pops up...is this haening to anyone else?

Count me in!!!! ill photoshop a pix in a sec

YES THANK YOU !!! ive been looking for these for so long thanks !!

theres this really good flash i saw on newgrounds a couple of months ago and i forgot what it was called...its about these 3 guys that are gamers and they get an invite to a gaming convention sponsored by double helix.. and the guy that runs double helix is this evil guy that traps them in a game show and they have to answer he right questions to get out or somethig like that...but if someone can remember this flash please pm me about it if you have further questions or details just post them here and ill reply...