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At 4/15/07 01:36 AM, fire-weasel wrote: wow dude is the chinese dude dead or in horrible pain?

lmao

Jesus is God you moron.

Hows the soup?

Doritos bags work better.

Trust me

At 4/12/07 10:12 PM, 4554551N wrote: i am the MIGHTY TAUREN

bit too much WoW?

white btw

yes there are that many mexicans here.

do i smell MS paint?

porn

At 4/11/07 10:55 PM, navij11 wrote: Gandolf the gray
Gandolf the white
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
Benito Mussolini
The Blue Meanie
Cowboy Curtis
Gambi the Genie
Lo pan
Superman
Every Single Power Ranger
Phil S Preston
Theodore Logan
Spock
The Rock
Doc Ock
Hulk Hogan

Recognize it?

Yeah and I hate that movie. thanks

If you could form your own Battle Royal on the island and everything, what people would you put in? They can be real or they can be fictional.

Mine would consist of the following:

Kratos
Marv
Bruce Willis
Bruce Lee
Jack Bauer
All the TMNT
Leonidas and his crew
Rosie O'Donnel
Tom
Wade
Stamper and his black sex slaves
Ren and Stimpy
Speed Racer
Buzz Lightyear
Godzilla
King Kong
Bitey
Stewie
Cujo
Bob Gray (Pennywise the Clown)
Easy E
Gandhi
Jesus
Satan
Gandalf
Eddie (Iron Maiden)
The Fucking Fucker
Buster Keaton
Spiderman
Batman
Superman
The Joker :)
Samuel Jackon
Tom Cruise (the old one)

and thats all I have so far. I just like picturing what that would look like in my head.

At 4/11/07 10:19 PM, SenorPresidente wrote: Is a 300 parody!!! Fucking awesome.

Really? Wow I feel so excited I'm giggling like a little girl. "THIS..IS...something clever from south park. i got nothin :(

Enough with all the argument over gays. Getting off topic

At 4/11/07 06:23 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 4/11/07 06:12 PM, xXConnorXx wrote:

At 4/11/07 06:10 PM, UltraPulse wrote: Lol what an asshole... Tell me, did anyone in your class get offended/put off meat???

Yeah like most of the girls quit eating meat. I doubt that but still during lunch I sat down with them all and pulled out my steak sandwich and was like "*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif* mmmm

delicious! them baby cows taste like heaven!!"

Haha. Not only is that stupid and immature, but nobody is going to care. Vegetarians are more concerned about what they consume, not what you eat.

The vegetarians at my school are not the vegetarians you know. They will spread rumors about someone if they see them enjoying a meat based product and will be an asshole to them. So the ones here partially deserve it. I really don't care what vegetarians eat as long as they don't try to make me eat it.

At 4/11/07 06:17 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

At 4/11/07 06:02 PM, xXConnorXx wrote:

Next class, bring in some veal, and eat it with your bare hands like an animal. Then take some V8 juice in a bottle and label it "BLOOD" and chug from it, having it drip down your cheeks. It'll be priceless.

best..idea..ever

Nioce!

At 4/11/07 06:10 PM, UltraPulse wrote: Lol what an asshole... Tell me, did anyone in your class get offended/put off meat???

Yeah like most of the girls quit eating meat. I doubt that but still during lunch I sat down with them all and pulled out my steak sandwich and was like "*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif* mmmm

delicious! them baby cows taste like heaven!!"

Well now that my suspension is up, I got to back to health class and lo and behold, another PETA video!!! Yay kids!!!!!

Heres the video

More stupid shit.

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Now when this video was going on, there was this preppy girl who was crying out and on the verge of tears. "OH MY GAAAWD!! HOW CAN THEY DO THAT! THAT'S TORTURE!! *sobsobsobsob*"

I turned around and said, "If you can't handle this kind of shit, close your eyes and shut up, jesus christ.." She retorted with some shit about how I have no heart and am going to hell. So I got into a little argument with her.

I said:

" Listen, the shit they're showing you in this video are the WORST ways they kill animals. These are videos of the fucked up ways and fucked up people who kill animals. This doesn't happen to all of them. Some are killed in very humane ways. PETA just does this sort of shit to freak you out and turn you into a vegan. They rely on shock value and scaring you into their cause instead of trying to change your mind with actual evidence, not just the opinions of PETA members and Alec fucking Baldwin (he was the narrator).

This is exactly what PETA wants you to do and act like. Now again, if you can't handle this shit, close your eyes and shut up. I'm trying to watch."

Then at the end he split us up into three groups, the people considering becoming or are vegetarians, meat eaters, and undecided. Coincidently, the vegetarians side was practically all the girls who were screaming out during the video. There were some mexican boys but I think they just went there cause it was close. Meat eaters was most boys.

I decided to shed some bad humor on the situation. When it was my turn to speak this is what I said.

" I have one word that will change your mind. One word:

Bacon. "

I got a detention for that.

K second rants over.

a boat and sun tan lotion

wow your cool huh?

Good job!

I hate seeing guys with pink shirts that say "Tough guys wear pink."

I want a black shirt with pink lettering that says"Pink is for Fags"

At 4/10/07 06:35 PM, MissingNYC wrote: anyone who believe in religion needs to be checked in the head for stupid-naive syndrome\

I think you need to get check for ignorant-asshole syndrome.

I see what you did there.

Tell him your ga-wait..oh jeez your fucked.

Bros before hoes.

At 4/10/07 07:15 PM, HalfHumanHalfZombie wrote:

At 4/10/07 07:12 PM, xXConnorXx wrote: i hate you...

No spam on my thread please!
______

your thread is spam

i hate you...

You just feel stupid for believing it was real.

Tch, so better than the original. Shuko you should feel bad.