415 Forum Posts by "Xx-Hoxinator-xX"
holy shit...that judge deserves to die by blood loss, from the balls.
that looks painful
i think in limericks they spell right...
yeaarr dUddE
At 3/18/07 06:39 AM, MellowFear wrote: Yes, the entire point of this post was what again? ... Showcasing your amazing grammer skills and that you can beat someone in a game that I'm fairly sure not many people care about? You have some serious mental health problems. I suggest seeing someone about that. Or perhaps getting a girl, but that only might help.
there is only one word for that, my friend. let my put it in picture form.
well, sure, your good lookin but what really attracts me is the pattern behind you
oh yes and i forgot about my dad...it was kinda like this:
"YOU FUCKING KIDS YOU COULD OF BEEN FUCKING KILLED"
At 3/17/07 02:24 PM, NightCrawler wrote: Finally, after 25 years of waiting, it finally happened.
i got my first kiss when i was 13
yay
just buy the fucking game you cheap asshole
as you read this, you will get a feeling that me and my friends are complete idiots. You are correct.
Last night, my two friends came over for a sleep over. It was my friends birthday a few days ago, and this guy gave him two deoderant cans for his birthday, which he brought in his bag. We were (surprise surprise) going to make a deoderant bomb :). we sprayed a toilet role with deo and put it on one of the deo cans...it didnt work. we ran like piss but it didnt work. we tried lots of things, becoming increasingly confident and eventually we were standing two meters away from the bomb when we lit it. nothing would work. eventually, i went back up to the house to get more water in the bucket. my dad sees me, and follows me without me knowing.
The next bit was kind of in slow-mo. i was standing two metres away from the bomb, holding the torch. we had hay and dried leaves and shit, and in the middle were the two deo cans. My other friends were standing less than a meter away. What happened next was fuckin scary shit. my friend lit a stick on fire, than stuck it in the top part of one of the cans. i was watching, and i swear i had some kind of phsyic vision. "oh shit". all i see are my two frends consumed by gray, with little blacks things on fire flying up in the air. one of the deo cans come flying at me, it missed me by an inch. we have no idea where the other one went. Then the was this noise, kinda like two "POP"'s that echoed all around the park. my frend was so close he was actually hit by the shockwave. (as small as it was). im still finding shit in my eye now.
yes, that cock looks very juicy
recently tom said on the announcement that hes gonna get rid of the name changing...has he done it yet?
the only program that can make flash is flash
throw your PSP out the window along with everything you have thats sony, then buy everything nintendo has ever developed.
your mum was in an orgy and she got so full of cum that she exploded and the whole city blew up
i dont know about you, but i would rather be straight than gay...
At 3/15/07 05:19 AM, Abyssous wrote:I'd take it.Go on, its ok, making sex is natural, anything natural can't hurt you.
apart from giant man eating spiders
hasnt any1 seen "the day after tommorow" ? gawsh
just do what they do on futurama and move the earth a little bit away from the sun. with a giant rocket. OR we could all go naked for the rest of our lives.
maybe just the girls
At 3/15/07 04:25 AM, dragon123454 wrote: my gf kail asked me wat i thought about having sex with her and i said sure. but now she want me to come over to her house so we can have sex and i'm freakin nervis . wat should i do?
(i'm only 13 and i've never had sex before)
1. make sure youve actually hit puberty and you can produce spirm
2. go to all the newsagents around and try to buy condoms, they should sell them to you. or you can steal them?
not that ive...done that...
3. if she screams its NOT because shes scared...
At 3/15/07 05:09 AM, gwokymarla wrote: Nothing can beat that 'I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker' song.
i suggest THIS LINK for you.
replace it with: Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom! Mushroom!
THATS original
At 3/15/07 04:58 AM, MissAllanPoe wrote:
:: : - No one will know you on the forums unless you have at least 2k posts, or you've made many sigs that are reconizable
Well that's a bitch.
25 to go
At 3/15/07 04:36 AM, Syzyde wrote:
READ THE GODDAMN FAQ BEFORE ASKING ABOUT GETTING TO LEVEL 30.
/rant/
i know you got that from my thread. i dont really care though. and FTW, i didnt ask how to get to lvl 30, i asked WHO is level 30...
At 3/15/07 04:30 AM, HailFire wrote: In theory, there can be more than one level 30.
It's just never going to happen.
Ever.
Also, pimp.
is there any way to get to his profile
look at the last three posts ^
newgrounds will never change...
i have 4 webpages up, newgrounds bbs (this), the flash portal, nintendo.com and nintendo.com.au (dont ask me why i have both of them. and every now and then music is randomly coming out of my speakers
???
Babes. And lots of 'em.
