If you pay b4 you get to deal; if you pay after you either get rolled or you have to go to home-depot and buy a shovel and machete; I like donuts!

Knot aS Kowl As Penny Bain's SexEEE pics THO...........

Prison is a sad and loneley place....... please pay your taxes no matter if you feel they are unjust. Daily rape is not worth your day in court to fight tax regulators.... my bleeding anal hemoriod almost caused me to hang myself with a pillowcase.......... I wish that guard had not seen me..

Watermellon heads love to escape into the dark swapms of Degrassi Jr, High Falls into the Yellow Kyrponite ledges of Fistual ignorance and pain; my "Bitches".

Weed bad, you make make stop now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehheehhehehehehehehehe I rike bacon of Canada yum!

Penny Bain Sez y3s AND i D3Z TO0!!!!!!!!!

i HAV'Tn J0BZ sO NOT VIS1T ng MUCH FOR3 LAST THR33 YEEARS!!!! i MAK'nT DEPOIEATS "o' ng GOLD WENT i'd MAKE VISI1TS THOO!!!!!!!!!!!

bTw I luv tranny sluts with no hiv+ I make them feel like w0man yum!

Best of luck.

w00t?

One time I drove some loser's Pinto home for him because he drank too much at a party... it made me laugh, that silly car. Ha, ha, haa, haa, ha... I kicked the owner in the face and told him he fell down while he was drunk... so satisfying.

At 9/5/02 06:26 PM, ManWithTheGoldenGun wrote:

At 9/5/02 03:40 PM, Jewish_Christ wrote:

At 9/5/02 02:26 PM, IzAx wrote:

At 9/5/02 02:24 PM, IzAx wrote:

At 9/5/02 11:42 AM, ramagi wrote:

At 9/5/02 10:39 AM, Jewish_Christ wrote:

At 9/5/02 10:34 AM, IzAx wrote:

At 9/5/02 10:33 AM, IzAx wrote: One day a little pube muppet went to the vagina clipper store and bought some fake rubber asses so he could rub his dick really really hard on rubber asses and ejaculate lots Untill it exploded on to his pube filled body. Now his sister...got fucked up In Tokyo, Japan and split open her virgin cunt then it exploded, transforming her cunt into a pancake. Yum yum yum!!! Just like grandma's blueberry waffles in teh morning while I play with my itchy penis. After awhile, that got boring so,I went to Carl's house and we played Nintendo GameCube

Carl went insane
Because his cat
cooked his eggs

the wrong way

so he ejaculated

into its nose

causing massive explosions

It was unbelieveable

because pube muppet

burnt his pubes

just yesterday so,

It was the

All was well.

My God.... it's full of stars.

When push comes to shove, it's best to step sideways.

Please do not smoke or main-line heroin. You will end up like me... fearing light and living in a sewer pipe.

Mechanically separated chicken may contain rib meat.

Why is the game "Terrorist" not featured on the front page?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More chickens, less pop-ups, don't change the review system; my grammar blows goats, fun!

Please stop making fun of my lover. We are working on correcting her eating disorder. She says she will apologize for her chastising of Newgrounds nearly 1 year ago.

STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS KING OF THE PORTAL!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=46958

Poor ole MJ, all the money in the world can't buy you out of the stigma of being a kid touching freak............ oh wait, he already did that... Props I guess.... Hope the sex chage goes well.

No browser crashing here, but for many weeks can not access NG between 4PM - 8PM Pacific Time. Site will not usually load during those times.. no biggie, I gotz work to do Anyways.

I don't like H

At 3/6/02 12:38 AM, ATIE_Clock wrote: Yes, my ugly mug is now available for your amusment. At least I'm decent...

Are you exhaling pot smoke? I prefer hash.

Penguins raped my father. He liked it and moved away... I havn't seen him since :(

At 3/7/02 01:02 AM, RockAeroZero wrote:

At 3/6/02 07:40 PM, jamesweb wrote:

At 3/6/02 03:40 PM, FazyCruck wrote:

At 3/6/02 02:31 PM, dl_Monk wrote:

At 3/6/02 10:44 AM, ramagi wrote:

At 3/6/02 10:23 AM, SwissCheese wrote:

At 3/6/02 10:04 AM, Recoil wrote:

At 3/6/02 09:55 AM, Talo wrote:

At 3/6/02 09:52 AM, Talo wrote:

At 3/6/02 04:00 AM, vibes wrote:

At 3/6/02 03:32 AM, dumbpunkb wrote:

disease. good thing he


swallows my hot delicious

brain tissue, when he

watched my latest movie
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=46526

suddenly pieces of p00p...

came cascading down from

the sky hitting on

a dozen elderly people

whom at the sight of

Made me crap and..

get a giant erection...

At 2/21/02 03:05 AM, nrchymstr wrote: I saw the movie while it was up......I LOVED IT!! I was floored I was laughing so hard. I realize it was stolen, but does anyone know where it was stolen from? I really want to know, I want to see it again! Someones got to know where its from......

here you go

http://www.nationallampoon.com/MoDstyles/newsflash/main/nf_hamster.asp

At 2/20/02 10:28 AM, AdAmBoMb wrote: He was a good friend of mine never could understand a word he siad but he always had might fine wine.

This funny soft froggy is sure to make anyone smile! Jeremiah is made of soft plush with suede cloth trimmed webbed feet. His air sprayed spots are a natural color and he comes with his own "ribbit" sound! 9"

At 2/21/02 12:08 AM, bigbadron wrote: congrats!

YUM!

At 2/21/02 12:43 AM, BurritoClock wrote: Number 5 daily, UOTD, and my 500th post! Does it get any better?... yeah I guess it does...

Also I am so glad Jet Thingie is my top rated, that's the greatest part!

500

j00 c00l

At 2/21/02 12:29 AM, TomFulp wrote: A user uploaded a hamster movie that was so funny we immediately stuck it on the frontpage. It turned out to be stolen of course...

"Tom, I'm very sorry I hav to admit that the hamster
movie was not mine and I wanted to give credit but I
forgot and before I knew it the movie was on the
frontpage I am deeply sorry I will make sure it never
happends again please do not ban me I am truly sorry!

(" - NEWGround2014

I was just telling Jose that I should whipe out his account (which includes 149 reviews and 22 portal submissions) and post a picture of his head on a stick on the frontpage of the site to set an example... But then I asked myself, "What would Jesus do?"

I decided to forgive him for his sins and have given him another chance.

In related news, we have updated the Portal FAQ to cover some of the more recent changes. Expect some more updates on the way in the near future.

I was the first to "exposed" the user "NEWGround2014" and posted the link to the website he stole the movie from. He even claimed that it took him "many months to make the movie and the lip sync was hard to do"....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHH A....... fun-E

bad monkey, no smack