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At 11/28/04 02:04 PM, NotYouZ wrote: At least the British conservatives aren't made up of war loving hicks.

Need i mention the time of Thatcher and the Falklands war?

Conservatives voted to go to war. Every party did, but they were all misled by false evidence presented to Tony Blair by poor intelligence people.

At 11/9/04 03:47 PM, ShadowsFall wrote: The jewish population in Britian is not that high- its the muslims we have to worry about.

I think that is quite an out of order statement there. We do have to worry about anyone except extremist groups. Don't generalise it in that way. Most Muslims within Britain are peaceful people and its the small minority of extremist groups that have caused you to believe that we have to worry about Muslims. And what is wrong, if the Muslim population in Britain is higher than the Jewish population, what exactly are you trying to suggest there?

i don't understand why you are being like that to Canada.

Canada is a nice place, and besides it is a former part of the great British Empire (back in the good old days when we ruled a quarter of the world).

I think America wouldn't allow anyone who isn't white and christian to be a president for ages yet.
Maybe in the future, people will see a black president, or jewish, or asian, hispanic etc.
But i seriously doubt that will happy in our lifetime.

Buddhism is one of the best religions, although i myself do not have a religion, i like the idea that they dnt believe in a god but believe that desire causes suffering and one must take the path of enlightenment to understand how to stop desire etc.

The first one i wrote in less than an hour off the top of my head, so its not gonna be perfect, and the second was just a quick 5 minute brainstorm. I spose i could have used different adjectives as u suggested above, but that one sentence had a lot more in it, than just kind of talking about touching the walls, which is why i didnt put so much effect into that little bit.

Club Evolution
Final Report:
Club Evolution (4,435 views, 590 replies)

It seems like this club is over as no-one has bothered to post recently. This club has run its time, and in its time not producing a single flash movie, but having over 4,000 vies and nearly 600 replies; but now it is time for this club to be brought to a close. It is with a heavy heart that i declare this club dead and closed for good. There is no chance of reviving it, because it seems only a few of the members of our club were dedicated to it, which brought this club to its end.

R.I.P. Club Evolution....

2) The Day that Never Happened:

I haven't written this up as a story but kind of brainstormed it into scenes:

Scenes:

1) Terrorist plot discovered against Tony Blair and the Houses of Parliament after phone calls were listened in on. There shall be a meeting between an english business man and bomb maker. Both put under surveillance. The businessman who wants to blow up the Houses of Parliament is a key investor in the Defence industries for the UK. The bomb maker is shot as he is driven off to a secluded spot. Body dumped on the ground.
2) The businessman is tracked back to a semi in London and intelligence reveals there are three other businessmen in the house. Phones are tapped when they have left the house to meet other contacts. They find out that there is a plan to bomb an exact spot after they captured one of the three lesser businessmen, who ends up committing suicide after being interrogated.
3) The other three are tracked heavily, but the original businessman (the leader) manages to slip away and is not heard of again. The other two are captured. Finds out the bomb is set to go off today. Two bombs, one guy taking underground, other taking some other kind of transport. There is a rush to Parliament.
4) The underground one is spotted and chased after and is eventually aprrehended but under a different crime so not to arouse suspicions in the public. The other guy cannot be found however and there is a franctic search. He is already in the Houses of Parliament though. The bomber is found and shot, but the bomb is not in the place where it was meant to be.
5) Search begins and only after long time searching is out found and defused secretly. There is no leaks of this ever happening to the media, so it is seen as "The Day that never happened."

What do you think of it?

Please read my stories and plots for stories and tell me what you think of them. They were originally meant to be put into flash, but im not skilled enough to give them justice. Anyways:

1) The Punishment:
The rays of sunlight crept into the cell as a new day began. It was the day of my punishment; it was the end. I slowly rose up from the bed and looked at my surroundings. There was nothing pretty about it; not even the rays piercing into the cell through the gaps in tthe bars made it any more pleasant. It was just the same dull grey, lifeless scenery again. I slowly staggered about in my cell, touching the cold hard walls, and the dusty bars, as i looked out upon the beauty I saw before me. I saw such things that brought a smile upon my face; but that quickly vanished. The outside was out of my reach. I could but only view from afar, never touch, never smell.
Backing away from the view, i opened my book and began to write the final chapter: today. This would be the final chapter of my life for all to read my memoirs and feel such things as i have. The pen flew across the page, as i wrote down, the ending of such a wasteful life. I was on death row; today was the end. I had been found guilty of murdering my family on Christmas day. It is all such a blur still, but as the judge gave his sentence to me i slumped in my chair. True, i deserved punishment for what i had done, but to spend ten years of my life on death row, never knowing when it was time for the last punishment to come. Is such a thing right?
Suddenly, whilst pondering over this question, the sound of footsteps grew stronger and stronger. Along with this came the faint smell of food. My heart beat in rhtyhm with the footsteps as they drew closer, and the smell of the food filled my nostrils. Before me stood one of the prison guards. There was a grin on his face as he handed over to me some food. Not understanding why i had been given this i asked, "What is this?" The reply that followed sent a shiver down my spine,
"This, James, is your last meal."
The grin on his face grew larger and the desire to wipe it off his face grew stronger.
The guard slowly closed the cell door and once again i was alone, but this time i had food: my last meal. It was not much to describe: mushy peas with gravy and disgusting pie. I finished without complaining though. Thoughts in my head fiercely shot around and questions i could not answer. My emotions went haywire as they followed a cycle of fear into anger and then back again.
Time, it seemed, had stopped. The seconds dragged on, seemingly lasting hours as the time ran out. Filled with boredom, i now found myself full of guilt. Why had i done such things to my family? I wanted to turn back the clocks; but alas it was too late. My time had run out. Footsteps became louder and with each step my heart beat even faster. I knew that he was coming for me; my time was up. The familiar sound of keys filled my ears, as my cell door opened.
Before me stood the same guard but this time his grin had gained in size. Deep feelings of regret filled me, as i exited my cell; the cell that had been my cage for ten years keeping this fierce animal at bay. Now it had been unleashed. In my standard orange-prison uniform i slowly strolled forward. About twenty metres away it was there: the door. I still clasped my book in my hands and began to wonder what my final sentence should be. Whilst doing this, prisoners jeered at me. We all were due to go through that door; lucky for some it was my turn first. Step by step i was edged further to my last breath. Such experiences really do make you realise what one takes for granted in this world.
Finally, i was there, my nose touched the door as i tried to gather myself for the end. The door opened and a chair stood before me. Filled with fear i begged for one last request: to finish my memoirs. There are no family here to witness my death. They are already dead. I came into this world alone and i am going out of it alone. So, these are my final words before i get strapped in tightly, and the needles pierces my skin as i draw my last breath. On now to face my punishment...

Isn't quite amazing that most people are quickly and defensively denying that they are?

I hate prank calls as well. They seem very pointless really, although sometimes the music can be ok to listen to.

Finally a topic about english football, too bad u talking about fulham. I hope Liverpool win cos one of my friends is a liverpool fan... So ha ha to you. I hope your team loses terribly.

Umm i used to play the electric guitar but i dnt have timing, ryhthm and forgot the chords n that. So i gave up....

Technically by having everyone else do the animation, artwork, and voices in the movie, you will be doing nothing. So wot if you made the story? Doesn't sound like a great thing because seems you trying to put everything and anything into it. By you just coming up with the idea for it, and then getting other people to make everything, you really don't contribute to the making of it, so you wouldn't even deserve to be a co-author of it. You would deserve little, if any, credit.

At 10/23/04 03:06 PM, Magknot wrote: Keep the club going, don't give up. This little incident just filtered out the people that weren't dedicated.

Hmm, true, then how are we to proceed with this club? Who here is going to start making the flashes? I already have a new storyline made on top of the original storyline of "The Punishment".

There mite be... i personally don't know, so i'm not really helping by posting a useless comment to the thread, but myeh...

Hello everyone, i am a writer, and am currently looking for talented artists and animators that would be interested in turning some of my storylines into flash movies. Now, i know you may be thinking "Go, get flash and practise to get good yourself", but i really have no artistic talent and am very limited in animation skills. However, i have definitely got some strong, serious storylines that i think animators and artists would really be interested in producing. Such stories worked out are "The Punishment", "The Day That Never Happened", and "Imminent Arrival."
Please email me or post here, if you are interested in any of these?

ok, no-one has replied for three days now.

let's take a vote on what should be the future of the club:

a) keep the club going?
b) close it down?
c) undecided?

please reply soon.

At least i have proposed a whole load of ideas for flash movies that we could attempt. Now we just need to get something done properly soon, or what would be the point in staying in a club where nothing is happening?

That's because the club was going nowhere cos nothing was happening.

I haven't replied for ages cos i've been ill for at least two weeks, but at least i have now come up with some new ideas for movies, some being comedy series, and some more serious:

1) Reattempt to make "The Punishment"
2) D-Day animation of the landings in Normandy showing how it might have been for British, American and also the German defenders - Quite a serious project but i believe it would be powerful and effective.
3) Assassin style animation?
4) A cop/agent style series kind of like 24 or something?
5) A horror story?
6) The Bush Show - huge comedy series i will go into more detail if there is interest.
7) The Blair Show - alternative comedy series with many comedy ideas for it.
8) The Blair and Bush Show - they sit on a sofa together and that could lead to tons of comedy sketches to put into animation.
9) Conspiracy animations?
10) Jack the Ripper animation?

Please tell me soon if any of these are good, and perhaps we can revive this club...

The queen is paid an annual salary, but to which she pays taxes on. The queen has many powers: she could take us into war, make peace, alliances, take any piece of land that she liked; but she doesn't, so don't say she isn't powerful, she just prefers to stay as a figurehead of the country.

We live in an elective dictatorship, where if a party gets in with a huge majority, they can pass whatever they want, but should not stray far from their original manifesto.

Finally, only immediate royal family should be considered and paid for (the queen, her son, and her grandchildren). All those qho are so far away from being in line for the throne should be discounted and not paid for. Also, the government should choose for Prince Charles to not be the next monarch, but for it to pass onto Prince William instead.

At 9/26/04 10:15 AM, PunishedOne wrote: FYI, HL2 is Half-Life 2.

If anyone has been following GameSpot's news lately, there is a current lawsuit going on between Valve (HL2's developers), and VU, Vivendi Universal (publisher). VU is threating they will delay HL2 by six months if Valve does not drop the lawsuit.

However, WE can probably do something to do stop.

But, all of us know it's not going to work, but if anyone on here says that they will boycott VU's games if HL2 is delayed and more people follow, they might just release it.

http://www.petitiononline.com/hl2condi/petition.html

Why the hell does it keep getting delayed? This just is getting so stupid. The loyal fans of Half Life will get bored if it doesn't get released at the end of the year. It's taken too long, and been delayed too many times. I'm getting sick of not being able to have Half Life 2 yet.

At 9/25/04 07:46 PM, DJ_BlammerC wrote: soooooooooooo does this mean the movie has been pushed back for a while.cause well just wondering

I don't know what's happening at the moment, cos some members seem to be inactive...so i honestly don't know what's happened/happening. Sorry.

20% gay.

How is that way too straight for these modern times?

And, yes some of those questions are retarded.

I really need to know what is going with people in the club, so i know how the planned movies we had are progressing.

How about the Birdy Song being played over and over and over and over and over and over and over (u get the picture) again?

Norton is good.

Zone Alarm is free and isn't bad.

Omg, i wasn't expecting that to work:
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Neat trick.