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how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
ill tell u tomorrow.

im not sure ok.

my fav is the streets of rage series.

ok so that helps.
Could someone please tell me the script for certain stuff please?

yeah i get that but not as much. the one i hate is the one from troma all the time.

what the hell is a cgi-bin and FTP program. what u on about?

btw thought i'd just same im an amatuer at this so i have no idea hwo to do any of it. please please help.

my name was what i made up for a hotmail

see my name is steve morris

so therefore i came up with xsmorrisx

x s morris x

what is ikon board??

ok might do that

If possible could anyone please post php script to make a forum, a submit button, and a login button.

If youre not busy i would love for someone to help.

i am loaded with money and would donate some money but im english and im 14.

so dont know how to send it and if i would be allowed to. also there is the problem of money wise seeing as its one dollar wouldnt no what that is in £

i can tell u a place where u can get free porn. well for you anyways. my m8 gave me a username and password to a site that belogns to someone else. tell me if ur interested in noing the username and password.

thanx anyone got any neat tricks that they'd like to post to do cool stuff on websites.

thanx but what about php.

yeah i know they have page builder but i want to know how to build a website by doing it myself as its quicker than having to use that page builder. plus it doesnot do all i want it to do.

OK can anyone teach me some html and php or give any tips to create cool stuff on a website.

Ok i just got some help on html. I was wondering what would be the best site for hosting a website as long as its free cos i cant pay for one. Also if anyone has some good website tips for buildings sites please post here.

please can i join. i admire titbread. much more helpful than iamgod, at least thats my opinion.

it depends on what type of movie ur making such as a skating movie where it might be easier to do it frmae by frame as the moves would look cleaner and smoother. In most movies both are used depending on what happens.

I am very interested in programming and i was wondering if anyone would like to teach me or help with understanding programming. I would like to learn actionscript for flash and also programming like html and php etc. Can anyone help or give tips etc?

i have so much h/w i dont get much time for flash and i aint had a girl for two years. *cries*. that was when i was 12, now im 14. if i get the chance i will try and get betta at flash but if there is something betta to do then i do that.

what u mean for making flash movies or stuff that'll help with drawings etc.

i mean several programs come to mind
paint
swish

thats a few ask people for others.

i no we put so much effort into explaining stuff to the most stupid and they in the end are too fucking lazy to try.

hopefully some people will learn from this to not ask such stupid questions and actually search cos there are millions of topics on just preloaders.

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I MEAN SURE I COULD BUT Y THE FUCK WOULD I TELL U AS THEY MIGHT BE USEFUL TO ME

clocks suck u asshole.

Ok i feel really sorry for all the good flash makers who come to the bbs to help all the n00bs out there. I am myself a n00b but i can understand who fucking frustrating it is for them with all those fucking stupid questions

eg Can someone teach me flash?
Can someone tell me where to get flash?
How do you make a preloader?
and the fucking most stupid ever
How do u submit a movie?

I mean is they fucking blind could they not see the big fucking thing that says submit a flash.

I thought i was bad n all but god was i wrong.

that is most fucking stupid thing i have heard any1 ever ask. ha ha ha

thanx for making me laugh.

ooooooooooooooooooook

ok i didnt no of them