1,015 Forum Posts by "xSarCastiCx"
At 6 minutes ago, Braiton wrote: Tell them you like Nickelback.
that might work
I don't know what I'm scared of until its in front of me.
At A few seconds ago, Lare wrote: Sexual assault works every time.
I know right, best solution.
At 1 minute ago, SKHM wrote:
cum down their neck
that could work I didn't think about that.
How do you tell somebody you're not friends with them if they keep insisting that you're joking around with them? I know this sounds like a bad movie, but there's actually two people in my life that are exactly like this. And without be straight up mean, I don't know how to get them to leave me alone.
At 41 seconds ago, MagicMichael66 wrote: He was gay or bisexual. Are you a homophobe or something?
he was definitely gay. Loverboy is a scary song, but I still like Queen.
listen to the Loverboy.
Yes.
I dunno dude its fuckin' weird.
I basicly said eff the iphone because its way overpriced and bought a blackberry curve for about $100 dollars with the same capabilities and for $10 cheaper starting price with a deal that the price goes down after every few months by like $10 or something.
At 48 seconds ago, MushookieMan wrote: I've had a bug in my eye, I was at the pool and it flew right in there. It stung like hell and when I got home I lifted up my eyelid and there was a dead bug just sitting in there drowned in my eye fluid.
ew sick dude. did you get it out?
Get something stuck in your eye and you can't get it out and the more you rub it the more annoying it gets?
what kind of things are really annoying you today?
if you watch jurrasic park in reverse dinosaurs become fossils again
if you watch a walk to remember in reverse its about the two characters having sex and then gradually hating each other.
if you watch batman in reverse its about super criminals deciding turn a new leaf and then having awkward conversations with batman afterwards.
guys have offered and been turned down.
I think you should keep letting me tell you what to think. Write this down:
"coors light is the best beer in the world."
everytime I fap, my room mate walks in slamming the door like 10 minutes after I'm done.
that sucks dude.
At 17 hours ago, J-qb wrote:At 7 hours ago, dominic22 wrote: Dude it doesnt even look like you killed Scyther...He's in the progress of being annihilated or something I dunno...
haha, my scyther lives on!
At 19 hours ago, thedark8877 wrote: 1.Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
2.Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
3.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
4.Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
5.If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
6.How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
7.If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
1. you open your eyes first, unless you're a buddhist monk or have been at a 5 star spa for a week.
2. Most people I know reuse towels, but they have to be washed eventually.
3. I dunno. round boxes are probably harder to make and aren't as structurally sound.
4. lol
5. whatever color its touching
6. he's dead so...
7. ghosts aren't real, so physics don't have to make sense.
At 13 seconds ago, xSarCastiCx wrote: neither of them was talking. She obviously wasn't a city girl, and I would probably feel annoyed if someone sat next to me and was completely silent apart from body language. Whoever was talking in the background called it right: "ENGLISH!"
wai.. I watched it a second time and the door said kor-rail. so if they're in korea then the whole situation is opposite, and he was probably just trying to talk to somebody.
neither of them was talking. She obviously wasn't a city girl, and I would probably feel annoyed if someone sat next to me and was completely silent apart from body language. Whoever was talking in the background called it right: "ENGLISH!"
At 6 hours ago, MiloBased wrote:At 48 seconds ago, Squidbit wrote:because I want a sex drive.At A few seconds ago, MiloBased wrote: How can i remedy this situation?Why does it need to be remedied?
so basicly what you're saying is, "its time to stop masturbating so I can bang more."
sound logical captain, get some.
no you only connect to one server at a time.
