1,015 Forum Posts by "xSarCastiCx"
yeah Tom, NG girls need their breasts to be comforted properly.
At A few seconds ago, Blazejsg wrote:At 45 seconds ago, xSarCastiCx wrote:you have very little choice here. pepper spray is calling you.Lol what exactly am I going to do with the quesadilla?
throw it like a doggy treat at the assaulters while I run away?
...wait...a minute.. :D!
lol yes!
At A few seconds ago, Blazejsg wrote:At 31 seconds ago, xSarCastiCx wrote: tasers a lame get the pepper spray and make quesadillas.Your name says it all.
you have very little choice here. pepper spray is calling you.
At 1 minute ago, Blazejsg wrote:At 21 seconds ago, xSarCastiCx wrote:Omg you've read my mind.
Yeah but hers are like bongos and they make her look like a cow.
Bravo -Slow claps-.
really? because I actually want to put my face in them and go buggah buggah buggah.
tasers a lame get the pepper spray and make quesadillas.
At A few seconds ago, Blazejsg wrote:Old she has bigger tits.
Elvira looks a lot like Zoe Deschanel. spO_Oky!
Lol.
Yeah but hers are like bongos and they make her look like a cow.
At 5 minutes ago, Blazejsg wrote: If witches don't exist what do you explain this is?
shes 60 years old and still looks the same as when she was 25.
sort of.
Elvira looks a lot like Zoe Deschanel. spO_Oky!
girls are like hamsters.
hooray. I was wondering why I got an A- when my dl speed is slower than like, all of you, then I noticed my upload speed was legit.
At 6 minutes ago, ChamberPot wrote:At 16 minutes ago, Lagetar wrote: I read most of the replies and I must say that you're all virgins.Virgin.
potato.
At 2 hours ago, saqwert wrote:
Bitch got no class
bitch got no class
that sound epic. We're doing swimming in my gym class next week.
lol what? a gas station girl? you probably see like 10 hot chicks a day and you're going for the one that works at a gas station? You have already screwed up royal by taking an interest in her book. Now all she'll want to talk about with you is that gay little book. you might as well shave your head and bow to the east because you're not getting in those pants sir.
Yeah that's pretty racist in this instance. Like if my car stalled and somebody said "cracker with jam" I'd be so upset.
At 2 hours ago, SnoopyChicken wrote:
You realise vileplume is toxic right? I wouldn't stick my dick near something that could paralyse me.
this thread is weird,just saying.
polywhirl would give a good handjob, cloyster looks like a vag, goldeen has dsl (im not talking about internet), cacoona is full of possibilites, jigglypuff, and vileplume, if I had to pick one I'd pick vileplume.
likitung, diglet, tangella
finger bang (men)
listen to me tell you how awesome you are.
you're pretty awesome.
Ripped jeans and a color t-shirt layered on a long sleeve white shirt. Every day. Forever.
Nintendo does awesome sound tracks, I don't know what one I like the most.
I think the ocarina of time sound track resonates the most with me. I get so happy whenever I hear saria's song being remixed. or songs like epic song of storms. just rock.
At A few seconds ago, Nicknicolau wrote:At 4 minutes ago, xSarCastiCx wrote: baconCream bacon
grits
tell her dropping her pencil was a strong signal, then rip off her parka (its a parka btw not a hoodie) and do her. legally you can't get in trouble since you probably live in afghanistan.
actually black and white bumble bee stripes would be pretty bitchen.
a fat chick is shakled next to a bucket and is told to force herself to throw up a the key before she's attacked by a group of wild turkeys with razors strapped to their feet.
