1,015 Forum Posts by "xSarCastiCx"
All jokes aside, I believe in God I just think its ridiculous to demand that others believe it by beating them over the head with philosophy that doesn't actually prove anything.
At 22 seconds ago, KalebKore wrote:My finished reasoning:1) Unicorns, in my opinionated definition, are perfect beings.
(1) God, by definition, is a perfect being.
(2) Contingent beings are imperfect.As are unicorns.
(3) If some possible being does not exist, then it is a contingent being.
(4) God is a possible being.
(5) Suppose God does not exist.Suppose unicorns do not exist.
(6) Therefore, God is a contingent being.Therefore, Unicorns are contingent beings.
(7) Then the being that is a perfect being is a being that is an imperfect being.Therefore, it is false that Unicorns do not exist.
(8) Therefore, it is false that God does not exist.
(9) Therefore, God exists.Therefore, Unicorns exist.
In other words what he's telling you is that anyone can use your logic to believe in anything they want and it makes you wrong if you say otherwise.
hey, i have a million dollars that doesn't exist, I must be rich.
discovering Simon and Garfunkel.
can I just wear an iron man suit?
At 1 minute ago, ttdub wrote: What is wrong with you people??? LOL.
what? you don't like sex?
whatever you have to tell yourself dude.
At 2 minutes ago, kazumazkan wrote: this can only end in fucking disaster
I really hope they do it so one person can ride it to the top and then it can fall over.
catch them at a distance so you can give them a wink a nod and a finger pointing up.
alright everybody, japan's rocks all your socks right? America no hard feelings about that whole pearl harbor thing, we cool right? ok. We're just going to need all the resources necessary to buil a tower to space, so if you can just give us all your carbon tubing and a ton of other shit we can successfully make china's great wall look like a giant turd. lets start building people!
what did he do to YOU?
At 2 hours ago, TecNoir wrote: I...I don't get this?
you're supposed to sound it out
status
st "ah" tus
that
th "ah" t
both have an "ah" sound if you pronounce it that way.
status as in that
data as it bait
tomato as in bait
potato as in bait
they should put a cake on the apple website with a bouquet of lilies.
I don't get why he's a sneaky bastard. I think someone had too much caffeine and gay porn.
At 3 minutes ago, TehPoptartKid wrote:
Wouldn't be too hard. Just fire every Janitor in the world from doing their jobs, and let trash roam the streets till they pile up into giant heaps of trash. And then, like Futurama, make the trash into big stinky balls of trash, and shoot them into space.
I dunno, sound like a lot of work.
At 1 minute ago, TheRainbowZilla wrote:At 16 minutes ago, Manly-Chicken wrote: Fuck, it's already happening!Shit. They have footage of it! Fucking Japan.
that elevators a piece of shit! its worse than my iphone!
At 48 seconds ago, TehPoptartKid wrote:At A few seconds ago, xSarCastiCx wrote: imagine the earth just gets covered with things like this. our planet will look so tacky we'ld be the junkyard of the milky way.Kind of like that movie Wall E?
yeah! I like that movie lets do it!
imagine the earth just gets covered with things like this. our planet will look so tacky we'ld be the junkyard of the milky way.
I like everyone except rednecks and people that are mean.
At 1 hour ago, Klik wrote: Featuring James Murphy of LCD soundsystem and Andre 3000 of Outkast.
Warning: it's sexy as hell, and also completely free.
it sounds alright its a little upbeat for my tastes, but I'm a gorillaz fanboy and its a free song so I digg :)
I liked the way it sounded. Didn't really have anything to do with the words actual definition.
At 4 minutes ago, Blazejsg wrote:
I respect that's exactly how it happened, but it just needed a little filler up on things! :O..
make it sound exciting that would lead into a very interesting conclusion~
swag. I might include pepper spray next time.
At 2 minutes ago, Blazejsg wrote:At 1 minute ago, Dogmeat wrote: Listening to people talk about their own dreams is usually so boring. This one is no exception.^ This guy is right xD and your dream is very long so I didn't feel like reading all of it :C.
the way it started was just lacking detail lol.
lol
Yeah I started rewriting it with more detail, but I like the idea of feeling like I'm in a setting I know little about when I read it. Its probably best as just one of those stories you tell people as jokes, but if I ever decide to rewrite it then it might end up good.
At 2 minutes ago, Blazejsg wrote: How is this a nightmare?
sounds like some weird book with a very weird setting and story line.
its about betrayal, helplessness, and misplacing trust in strangers. its also about having your eyes sockets burned out in from of a large group of people.
So I wrote a story about it:
in the dream the main character is me and the friend is actually my dad. The rest is essentially what happened with a bit of "sanding" where appropriate.
A guy named Dan ends up meeting a new friend. The friend tells him about a place he likes to hang out, they serve food, talk about sports, and every thursday night they have fight night.
Dan says that sounds great.
They get to this old shack, and the Dan asks "is this a joke?" His new friend says no, walk inside. Inside the shack is a legit establishment complete with a marble tiled floor, green lacquered countertops, and red satin curtains. About 25 people have already showed up.
He's introduced to the head honcho who tells him to take a load off and order whatever he wants free of charge since its his first time there. "We like to keep our new members coming back, " he says, patting him on the back as he walks to the center of the room, onto a wooden stage to give announcements and keep the event flowing.
"I'm going to get the fried mushrooms, the grilled cheese, and the cherries au flambe for desert. And its fight night so everyone gets a free drink if they order a three coarse meal."
Dan says "I don't know what I'm getting." His friend says, "wait there a minute I have to go use the can."
While his friend is gone the festivities simmer down and everyone is talking at a whisper. Dan leans to a tall slender man sitting across from him. He's dressed in blue jeans, and a blue shirt with a black vest layered overtop. He has messy hair that partially covers a red bandanna. He asks him the question:
"So when does fight night start?"
25 people turn to face him as he asks the question, and the guy with the bandanna gets up out of his seat. He looks around and reiterates with "soon?" The bandanna guy pulls two lighters out of each of his vest pockets and walks up to him with a stern pace. Stopping just in front of him he grabs his right arm and slams his head on the table. Another guy with a leather jacket races over.
The guy with the leather jacket holds both of Dan's arms in a full nelson as the bandanna guy holds one of the lighters up to Dan's eye. "Guys come on! This isn't funny!" No one can hear him over the cheering. Raymo and the owner are nowhere to be found, as Dan frantically scans the room.
"PLEASE I'M HERE WITH A FRIEND!" He shouts with all the power his voice can command.
"I ain't your friend kid." Says Raymo standing across the room.
He can hear the hiss of the lighter fluid being transformed into gas just beyond his eyelid. "Please! I'M BEGGING YOU!" The bandanna guy holds the other lighter up to the gas. FSST, FSST.
He feels the heat starting to melt his eyelid as he writhes in pain screaming.
Finally...
He opens his eyes up at his job site, laying in the back of his pickup truck with the sun glaring on his face.
Raymo walks by, "You ready for Lunch man?"
At 30 seconds ago, stinkychops wrote: For what type of spirit?
Biccardi rum
