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facebook is so trendy. I want to have my picture taken in front of it.

We stop talking about the clock crew. they are dead. we don't even know what B is.

Only douche bags go through a drive through and make custom orders. The pickle is a fundamental component of a well made burger. If you take away the pickle, why not take away the onion? then the cheese, and you can just have yourself a plain burger like a boring ass crab boner.

I hear it tastes like licking a 9 volt battery. I wouldn't know though I don't go down where I suspect it ain't fresh.

Stop posting political issues! Am I the only one that feels like reading a book today now that I've seen so many politics?

pro tip: obligatory declarative statements do not solve world issues or make you appear intelligent.

op: its not up to you to decide what people should think about an important issue. Why should we listen to you or care about anything you have to say?

Here's what you're doing wrong:
1. You're creating a straw man argument, if you don't know what that is then use wikipedia.
2. You're mixing issues that aren't related and saying its all the same, which makes you obtuse.
3. You're posting in the wrong forum, I'm guessing because nobody cares about what you have to say in a legit context, so why should we care here.
4. You're playing devils advocate for Joseph Kony, so I can't imagine you have many friends, and don't expect to make any here.
5. FIVE?! FIVE?!!! I don't know you just seem kind of douchey.

this is what I use to roll up to mcds to buy dem shamrock shakes

At 47 seconds ago, Skaren wrote:

All the time, and I've already tried clearing my cache.

stop going on cracked they're clearly tired of your shit.

its probably a glitch or a small bug. try clearing your cache. if that doesn't work then reboot. If the problem doesn't go away then reinstall firefox, or try a different browser. A glitch like that might even stop on its own.

At 3 minutes ago, MrRager wrote:

At 13 minutes ago, Blazejsg wrote: Pretty sure Snookie while giving birth.
That child must not make her get famous.
Again.

Damn it, I was thinking this. Hopefully she will have a miscarriage.
For some reason, I think Jim Belushi might be next, I dunno why, but I feel it.

new topic: how long before snookie kills her baby and how long will it take her to do it.

At 49 minutes ago, TehPoptartKid wrote: Only see Yellow?

Am I the only one to say, The Simpsons? Hellooo? he can pretend he's in Springfield! That would be sorta fun I suppose. Go to a Mini Mart, buy a donut, that sorta thing.

lol what?

someone wrote cock in one of the pull out desks in my university's metals lab. They got caught. you're going to get caught. I hear the office staff talking about bathroom graffiti about once every few weeks and they just make the janitors clean it.

sup. the primer on the back is for aesthetic. My favorite movie is tron.

At 1 minute ago, dlxrevolution wrote: Kim Kardashian.

Hopefully...

I don't see this happening. Its gunna be eddie murphy.

At 3 minutes ago, MoonCraft wrote: You should grill him a cheese, he seems like the kind of chap to thank you kindly.

or cry.

At 1 minute ago, dlxrevolution wrote: She went back to her husband.

dang!

nice controller, we want the stain.

At 1 minute ago, Blazejsg wrote:

At 1 minute ago, xSarCastiCx wrote:

At 1 minute ago, Blazejsg wrote: As for me it was mostly like this.

grill me a cheese

I'm not grilling you a cheese.

pretty please

At 1 minute ago, Blazejsg wrote: As for me it was mostly like this.

grill me a cheese

Colorblind is more or less about not being able to see colors when they're placed a certain way. I think red green deficient means the person has trouble telling if something is red or green when the colors are side by side.

At 8 minutes ago, MiloBased wrote:

At 2 minutes ago, xSarCastiCx wrote: sammuich biches

I never got why they made yogurt cups upside down..

because it tastes better inverted.

sammuich biches

lol

Give you a hint, they're not lollipops.

this topic comes up like once a month and I still don't know.

They're adorable.

that's hilarious.

At 7 hours ago, Coop wrote:

Can someone make a Technik version, with moving parts, so that we can do it properly?

I'm pretty sure that won't be the final product.

At 46 seconds ago, Spretznaz wrote:

In other words what he's telling you is that anyone can use your logic to believe in anything they want and it makes you wrong if you say otherwise.

What your saying is that my definition of God is opinionated. I'm simply using the standard Jewish/Christian definition (which IS the same for all you trolls):

excuse me? I didn't say anything about your opinion. you want to try again?

God is absolutely perfect in the order of all things. He does not lack any perfection found in the created order because he is the first efficient cause and creates all perfection.

anybody want to start a cult?