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Response to: Is Santa a pedophile? Posted December 6th, 2011 in General

he's a little a pedophile.

Response to: Draw Something Stupid/Funny Posted December 6th, 2011 in General

BROOFO

Draw Something Stupid/Funny

Response to: how tell girl i like Posted December 6th, 2011 in General

yeah dude I dunno

Response to: How good are you at... Posted December 6th, 2011 in General
At 12/6/11 08:49 PM, CheapTrick wrote: Does cereal and sandwiches count?

what kind of sandwiches?

Response to: whats stopping you? Posted December 6th, 2011 in General

iunno.

Response to: How good are you at... Posted December 6th, 2011 in General

I can cook pretty much anything that isn't extreeeemly complicated. my specialty is steak-ums and pasta.

Response to: Hey guys remember when Posted November 29th, 2011 in General

pot shots

Response to: American Horror Story Posted November 29th, 2011 in General

do they have this on HULU?

Response to: I invented a time machine Posted November 29th, 2011 in General

oh... well fancy that. :I

Response to: I invented a time machine Posted November 29th, 2011 in General

yeah because I was totally there watching your gay ass time machine.

/jealous

Response to: I invented a time machine Posted November 29th, 2011 in General

so...? yeah yeah?

Response to: i have a second degree burn Posted November 29th, 2011 in General

dummass

Response to: What do your friends smell like Posted November 29th, 2011 in General
At 11/29/11 05:56 PM, Falonefal wrote: Weed.

boobs

Response to: If Ronald Mcdonald was at your door Posted November 29th, 2011 in General

you guys are sick, I love ronald mcdonald. Id ask him what was his favorite sauce.

Response to: The human punching bag Posted November 29th, 2011 in General

you fucking piss shit cock blasting cum guzzling pussy lips ass bucket big lipped hoochie fucking piece of shit cok mother ass fucker dick blg cock fucker chicken nugget douche bag.

actuatllly I just think your a fucking homo.

Response to: Too old to sleep with a plushie? Posted November 29th, 2011 in General

yeah dude plushies are fucking lame unless you're getting mad head.

Response to: Critique request Posted November 29th, 2011 in Art

i hate you.

Response to: When girls say "K." Posted November 29th, 2011 in General

yeah this girl in my metals thats right fucking metals class is just like that. actually every fucking girl in that class is like that pisses me off to high hell.

Response to: How gender discrimination can end: Posted November 29th, 2011 in General
At 11/29/11 10:44 AM, hongkongexpress wrote:

:They look softer than Justin Beiber himself.

lmao

:become men.

dude if any girls I knew started growing dicks I would freak the fuck out because of how cool that would be. then I'd stare blankly at my penis and say what now? archives of porn will become more valuable than gold and i will buy a porn bank with all the porn I sell and bank out porn.

Response to: Would you buy a Strawberry Clock? Posted October 18th, 2011 in General

hell no I wouldn't

Response to: Okapi, the pride of cryptozoology! Posted August 27th, 2011 in General
At 8/27/11 01:44 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 8/27/11 01:19 PM, Addict wrote: Dinosaurs.

They can't possibly be 100% extinct
they aren't

birds aren't dinosaurs dipshit.

I'm hoping they find a meglodon

Response to: my drawing Posted August 5th, 2011 in Art

I like the one of chun-li

Response to: Your top 5 Internet websites Posted July 13th, 2011 in General

in order
1. Facebook.com
2. Cracked.com
3. Newgrounds.com
4. Wonderhowto.com
5. Youtube.com

Response to: not trusting parents Posted July 11th, 2011 in General

do your parents use drugs and rape you?
cuz yeah that's weird if you don't trust them.

Response to: A homeless man ask you for money Posted July 11th, 2011 in General

I dunno, I used to ride the bus through the city, and have seen enough homeless people to know that they are all assholes, so if they bother me about giving them money or cigarettes they should be lucky I don't give them the finger.
If its a situation where I can't avoid them and they ask for a cigarette, I will give them one just to avoid hearing them yell like insane 60-year-old babies.

Response to: Wou you do this for a million $$$ Posted June 29th, 2011 in General

considering you would probably die, I'd say no

Response to: I laugh at people who smoke. Posted June 29th, 2011 in General

they should just pass a law that all cigarettes have to smell and taste like pickles, I would quit in a snap.

Response to: Need help with job related question Posted June 29th, 2011 in General
At 6/29/11 02:04 PM, MatrixGravity wrote: Well, what would be a great answer if they ask me

"How do you think you'll benefit this company?"

Don't let the question intimidate you. If it was me I would say I'm a great team player and will give back what the company gives me. There are times when going above and beyond just means sitting patiently behind the desk and listening to the customer and times when you its appropriate to get up and show them around. I can do both of these for you.

If you can't answer the question yourself though then I doubt you can do any of that, you should just give up right now.

Response to: Need help with job related question Posted June 29th, 2011 in General

if its a retail store and the rest of your app is competent, then "I shop there a lot and enjoy the clothes and like other people who like the clothes you sell" is a perfectly respectable answer. The last thing you want to do is get super cheesy and say something stupid that isn't true. Base your answer in truth and artfully make it sound more interesting.

Response to: I laugh at people who smoke. Posted June 29th, 2011 in General

I don't like people who post on newgrounds for the same reasons. just replace lungs with brain.

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