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Response to: Merry Christmas! Posted December 25th, 2011 in General

wassssuuuup

Response to: If you could have super powers Posted December 23rd, 2011 in General

matter materialization or teleportation with the ability arrive in a way that seems natural to the people at the location I'm teleporting to.

Response to: When Is A Pineapple Not A Pineapple Posted December 23rd, 2011 in General

When they put it in the telefrancais collab

Response to: Dear newgrounds, I have a problem Posted December 23rd, 2011 in General

ewwww man. that's gross... ewwwwwwww

Response to: I havent had a nightmare in 4ever Posted December 23rd, 2011 in General

it was robustly f'ed up, yes.

so anyway should I buy starcraft II if its 25% off? cuz thats what this thread is really about.

Response to: The greatest 51 seconds of my life Posted December 23rd, 2011 in General

did you see youtube has snowflakes for playheads now?

Response to: I havent had a nightmare in 4ever Posted December 23rd, 2011 in General

At 12/23/11 04:27 PM, beardkiller wrote: and that dream didnt unnerve you?

well yeah, it was really graphic and pretty horrific, but in the same dream I was hit on by 3 hot chicks, carried 2 cats to a house, and played a string instrument resembling a violin with an orchestra of my friends for my art history professor.

I havent had a nightmare in 4ever Posted December 23rd, 2011 in General

Then last night, I had a dream that someone claiming to be a doctor locked me in the bathroom and said my gallbladder had to be removed because it needed more sun. So they removed all my organs and tied them to a tree and intertwined my intestines with a bull skull and left me under the tree and told everyone I was their art project.

Response to: TV Antivirus ads Posted December 23rd, 2011 in General

yeah I was going to say. I did not want to ram that at all. I would be running slow through her system all night man. my worm would not be getting das boot. ya?

Response to: TV Antivirus ads Posted December 23rd, 2011 in General

I hate those. did you see the one with the chick who had a german accent?

Response to: I worked at a pizzeria (disturbing) Posted December 23rd, 2011 in General

I'm fucking hungry, and someone jizzed on my meat cleaver!

Response to: Double standards you hate Posted December 23rd, 2011 in General

some parents don't let their kids post on newgrounds, but yours do.
hm.

Response to: if you like this you're an idiot Posted December 23rd, 2011 in General

what the xxxx I forgot you can't edit posts.
This song isn't something you listen to, its something you have as background music in a reality tv show

Response to: if you like this you're an idiot Posted December 23rd, 2011 in General

you guys see the side bar videos? byoOIng

Response to: I'm gonna hit you so hard... Posted December 16th, 2011 in General

Im gunna hit you so hard, they'll change your name to damian pierce

Response to: ITT we make bolo sad Posted December 16th, 2011 in General

hey you guys see the new episodes of the simpsons? yeah me neither, I would force bolo to watch them.

Response to: thoughts on Eggnog with alcohol Posted December 16th, 2011 in General

you know what goes good with eggnog? various cookies.

Response to: Giving and recieving. Posted December 16th, 2011 in General

I think giving gifts is creepy

Response to: About Optimism Posted December 16th, 2011 in General

Optimism, definitely works.

Response to: thoughts on Eggnog with alcohol Posted December 16th, 2011 in General

I don't like alcohol in my eggnog at all

Response to: Tastiest Thing Posted December 16th, 2011 in General

At 12/16/11 12:27 AM, MoonCraft wrote:
At 12/15/11 10:59 PM, xSarCastiCx wrote: charlies burgers and five guys burgers
5 guys is awesome. Although saying "I just had 5 guys and it was awesome" around people who have never heard of the chain can be awkward.

that's true some people just don't like large quantities of quality meat in their mouth.

Response to: Tastiest Thing Posted December 15th, 2011 in General

charlies burgers and five guys burgers
more generally steamed crab and lobster and popcorn shrimp are always good choices

Response to: Hi, may I please have some critique Posted December 15th, 2011 in Art

the one likes like spider man, I would not put in the shading around the shoulders it just seems scratched on the paper because maybe you felt like filling the space. I would reconsider that. other than that they look fine.

Response to: Are These Ufo's? Posted December 8th, 2011 in General

they're clearly giant lightning bugs

Response to: Fat People Posted December 8th, 2011 in General

That's a pretty severe thing to say, I know a lot of fat people, and many of them are just lazy, but to say they are just fat and not people is you being a dick. I hate people plenty myself, but not because they are fat.

Response to: Is it weird if I crack my penis? Posted December 8th, 2011 in General

dude, i don't know what's wrong with your penis but it shouldn't be cracking. ever

Response to: Worst penalty 4 attempting suicide? Posted December 8th, 2011 in General

I'm too fucking beautiful for suicide

Response to: Whats your favourite chocolate bar? Posted December 8th, 2011 in General

twix are pretty sweet I like that and snickers.

Response to: ever met or seen a famous person? Posted December 6th, 2011 in General

do 8 of the 1999 phillies count? (even though I don't know their names)?

Response to: Why have a kid? Posted December 6th, 2011 in General

I jut think of the smell of dirty diapers piled up in the trash and the lack of sex and it sucks.