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Topic: Crap, it is 80 degrees here

Posted: 11/18/08 08:19 PM

Forum: General

It JUST started getting cold yesterday. The lowest it's been this week is 48 degrees.

<3 the south.

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Topic: I didn't think she'd be hot..

Posted: 11/18/08 08:14 PM

Forum: General

And all this time, from the previews, I thought that was a guy...


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Angry

Topic: Funniest Phrases Heard In Porn

Posted: 11/17/08 10:03 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/08 09:37 PM, agustana wrote: "Wah, wah"

If anyone gets this, lmao. <3

You went there...


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Topic: $50k or 1night with...

Posted: 11/17/08 10:01 PM

Forum: General

Cash.

Dude, with $50k, I could buy her.


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Topic: Photoshop Jeff Dunham

Posted: 11/17/08 09:41 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/08 09:07 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Photoshop the comedian Jeff Dunham.

I want to...but I just...can't...

Must resist urge...for penis...

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Topic: The Bitch About Twilight Thread

Posted: 11/17/08 09:38 PM

Forum: General

I tried reading the book, got to the second page, got bored, and skipped to the last page.

Spoiler: She turns into a vampire.

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Topic: Photoshop my retarded friends.

Posted: 11/17/08 09:36 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/08 09:34 PM, wegra2007 wrote: Yes, I have their permission

Where's the fun in that?


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Topic: Antarctica.

Posted: 11/17/08 09:33 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/08 09:31 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Really though, that's one of the last places that you want to conquer.

But really, how bad ass would it be if you walked up to your friends saying "Guess who just conquered a whole continent?"


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Topic: Bonding with objects

Posted: 11/17/08 09:30 PM

Forum: General

I once found a leaf when I was 7. I named him Douglas.

He's now hanging up on my wall.

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Topic: Hi, my name is Dr. House

Posted: 11/17/08 09:27 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/08 08:35 PM, milinko959 wrote: NO ONE dies in my hospital.

WELL HOW COME THAT BABY DIED TONIGHT! YOU SO KNEW CHASE WOULD FUCK UP THAT TEST!

</caps>

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Topic: Photoshop request

Posted: 11/17/08 07:36 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/08 03:55 PM, Mr-Bo-Jangles wrote: I was just curious if any of you could photoshop him into a dinosaur?

Well, here he is going into a dinosaur.

AM I DOIN IT RITE??

Photoshop request


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Topic: NG Header Logo?

Posted: 11/17/08 06:57 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/08 06:48 PM, ZagmenO wrote: I am using Mozilla Firefox and I see the usual tank man thing.

^This

<3 the cock

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Topic: If you could pay Tom...

Posted: 11/17/08 06:51 PM

Forum: General

The $2.87 jingling around in my pocket.


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Topic: what is popcorn?

Posted: 11/17/08 06:37 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/08 06:04 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 11/17/08 06:01 PM, xports wrote: Go put corn in the microwave and tell me what it does.
it just sat there i put it in 30 seconds

It works, actually. I do it all the time.


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Topic: Funniest Porn Star Name!

Posted: 11/17/08 06:16 PM

Forum: General

Dickie Jiggler

I'm definitely going by that name from now on.


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Topic: what is popcorn?

Posted: 11/17/08 06:01 PM

Forum: General

Go put corn in the microwave and tell me what it does.


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Topic: Tomato a fruit?

Posted: 11/16/08 11:46 PM

Forum: General

At 11/16/08 10:47 PM, Shakyjake wrote: Like such:

Porn

Bricks have been shat.


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Topic: Happy Birthday Mein Führer, Wade.

Posted: 11/16/08 11:39 PM

Forum: General

Heil Wade!


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Topic: Ufc 98: Potato Vs Jos

Posted: 11/16/08 10:48 PM

Forum: General

At 11/16/08 10:47 PM, JoS wrote: I have extensive training in combat sports, so any notion that this will be a slap fight is absurd.

I have trained in karate, freestyle wrestling (in which I am undefeated) and Brazilian jujitsu over the last 13 years. In addition I have played and coached rugby for a number of years.

Does Potato have anything going for him?


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Topic: What do you do when you are bored

Posted: 11/16/08 09:37 PM

Forum: General

Watch tv, play with my dog, or this.

Anything works.


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Topic: Ufc 98: Potato Vs Jos

Posted: 11/16/08 09:05 PM

Forum: General

I predict that both of you will sissy-slap each other around until Wade jumps in and kicks both your asses.


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Topic: Monopoly: The movie

Posted: 11/16/08 04:59 PM

Forum: General

I'm putting this movie in the same category as Guitar Hero: The Movie.


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Topic: Dear southerners:

Posted: 11/16/08 04:46 PM

Forum: General

I <3 my chubby redneck people.


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Topic: Help me!

Posted: 11/16/08 10:38 AM

Forum: General

Have you already voted on the submission today?


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Topic: Show NG your desktop!

Posted: 11/16/08 10:34 AM

Forum: General

At 11/16/08 10:19 AM, JollySpace wrote:
At 11/16/08 10:17 AM, JollySpace wrote: New Back Ground!
Saved a .JPG this time.

Copycat!


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Topic: I just broke your screen!

Posted: 11/16/08 10:32 AM

Forum: General

At 11/16/08 10:08 AM, MissingNYC wrote: it doesnt look right in my screen.... i got a big one....

Check the first page. There's a link to a bigger one.


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Topic: Periodic Table of NG

Posted: 11/16/08 01:53 AM

Forum: General

Yay me.

Periodic Table of NG


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Angry

Topic: Homework

Posted: 11/16/08 01:48 AM

Forum: General

At 11/16/08 01:46 AM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: People obviously aren't reading my post.

No, we are. It's not that hard to click the fucking power button and do your damn homework. There's nothing "psychological" about it. Do what needs to get done and then get back on the computer.


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Topic: Homework

Posted: 11/16/08 01:44 AM

Forum: General

At 11/16/08 01:43 AM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: Is there some psychological thing that can't bring me away from my computer other then to eat, sleep, and take a shit?

Look behind your computer. See that cord sticking out of the wall? Pull it.


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Topic: I just broke your screen!

Posted: 11/16/08 01:40 AM

Forum: General

At 11/16/08 01:05 AM, Eclipse914 wrote: I mean post a link, upload it and il only be 599x700 >:(

I actually found this video looking for a picture of a broken screen, so I could do this prank. I came across this video and stopped there.

But in the 15 or so minutes I spent on Google, I didn't find any large pics of broken screens. If you guys happen to find one, link it here.


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