At 6/26/09 12:23 AM, BagOfBoxes wrote: That his him on the right and me on the right.

I'm sorry. You lost me.

At 6/26/09 12:06 AM, Spartan907 wrote: -Will they still make parodies about him being a pedo?

I know I will. It's still funny.

-What's gonna happen to all the people who bought tickets to see him live in concert?

Sucks to be you.

-How many fucking people are gonna go to his funeral?

Every fucking person in the world. Period.

-Will they make any tributes or anything for him?

What, you haven't heard of the new Rockband: Michael Jackson? Why, it's all the latest rage.

Did you ever think that maybe your audio wasn't zero-bombed, but judged accordingly? I mean, think about it. Your audio had a 4.51 and a top spot on the page. When I stroll over to the AP, that's the kind of stuff I look for: high ranking audio on the first page. The majority of the time, when I listen to that music, I won't be as good as I expected it to be. I won't zero-bomb it, but I'll vote according. If I think it deserves a 2, I'll give it a 2.

I know a lot of people who frequent the AP who do the exact same thing, every day. They'll hang around the higher scoring audio, and listen to that. If they think it deserves a 2, they'll give it a 2. And with enough users voting accordingly like that, it's no surprise that your audio can fall off the front page easily.

Well, I just went through the trouble of getting every medal in one run in Shalak, but only to refresh my page and see that they're not there.

I swear I will kill someone if the medal system isn't fixed.

Camo shorts and T-shirt. Nothing too special about that.

At 6/24/09 06:11 PM, Haggard wrote: Just touching a heater just before you open the case should do the trick. It's not like a PC would explode if you aren't earthed, because... a PC can only work because it is connected to electricity, right? ;)

Of course, it's not going to explode, but critical components of your computer can be ruined if a spark is to arc from your body to the inside of your computer.

It's always smart to be grounded at all times. Just as long as you're touching the floor, you should discharge most static. Also, make sure that the floor you're working on is not carpeted, as that will help build a charge, and increase the chance that you will shock your computer. Always try and make sure that you're touching the metal computer case, as that will also discharge any static you may build up. Lastly, try not to open/change parts on a cold day. It's unbelievably easy to build up a charge in cold weather.

Just don't do anything stupid to build a charge while you have your computer open, and you should be fine.

So long to one of my favorites. I just hope you'll still pop by in Stickam to stare awkwardly to the left, just like you always did...

Taking directly from the author's comments:

IF YOU GET QUESTIONS THAT SHOW UP AS "UNDEFINED," THEN REFRESH THE GAME. I HAVE UPDATED IT TO THE POINT THAT QUESTIONS SHOULD WORK PROPERLY. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.

==Troubleshooting==
If questions show up as undefined, please visit the Flash Settings page at http://www.macromedia.com /support/documentation/en /flashplayer/help/setting s_manager07.html and click "Delete All Sites." That'll clear up any problems.

I guess your talking about your art not appearing in the Art Portal.

You technically did not upload art into the Portal, you only uploaded it to you userpage, which you can find here.

The reason your art is not appearing in the Art Portal is because you haven't been scouted yet. This simply means that you have not been recognized by other artists yet. If your art is good enough, you'll eventually be found by other artists, and if they like you, they'll scout you. But until then, the only thing you can do is sit back, and wait patiently for someone to find your work.

Hope that answers your questions!

I'm bringing my sexy self, and probably some brownies.

Can I get in?

Styrofoam + Gasoline.

Trust me on this.

At 6/19/09 06:50 PM, supperman2 wrote: Metroid Prime 3 made me jump out of my skin on the G.F.S. Valhalla, where you open a door and suddenly a corpse is standing in front of you disintegrating.

QFT

I probably screamed like a little school girl when I got to that part.

At 6/20/09 02:36 AM, ZyklonB wrote: Use a toothpick to get it out

So what happens when the toothpick breaks off and gets stuck?

HUH???

Let's hope this survey works out this time. I don't think I can stand wasting another 2 minutes of my time like that again.

At 6/19/09 10:18 PM, livelygirl wrote: cold showers feel like hell

Anyone else notice this?

Also, I can't stand cold showers. They're so damn annoying.

At 6/20/09 01:31 AM, Veranan wrote: im using Autodesk Maya 2008

After doing some random Google searches, I found out that if you're using Windows, there's an option in the program to change that button.

So I guess if you have a Mac, you might as well go get a cheap mouse with a middle button.

Don't worry. The excess hate and anger radiating out from your body will eventually disintegrate the floss.

Just be patient.

usually, programs like that have an alternate button combination, in case you're using a lap top, or, in your case, an older mouse. Look around for a different button combination, and if all else fails, it would help to know what program you're talking about.

At 6/19/09 11:55 PM, StoryOfNothing wrote: Well, they sell used panties in Japan, so I guess this works too.

Very true, and also relevant to the link a friend just sent to me.

12 Bizarre vending machines.

At 6/20/09 12:51 AM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Anyone notice it before they changed it?

And when exactly was this?

AYB FTW.

So far, I've gotten nothing but inactive accounts.

Also, has anyone gotten themselves yet?

You can't. To prevent piracy (stealing games), you must own the original .FLA or .SWF file to upload it to Newgrounds.

If you don't have one of the two, then you probably don't have the permission to post it on Newgrounds.

It's called an "orgasm," son. That's a good thing.

I had the Newground's toolbar for Firefox installed, but ever since the Art Portal, It's been fucked up.

As the title implies, sex toy vending machines.

Tabooboo has created machines that let you sell (or buy) sex toys at bars, clubs, gyms, hair salons, or any other inappropriate location you can think of.

I'm taking bets on how long it will be for those to appear in gas station restrooms across the world.

Discuss.

Taken from the FAQ

Q: Why doesn't my art appear instantly in the Art Portal like it does in the Flash Portal?

A: Art will appear instantly on your user page, but you will need to be scouted by an approved artist before your art appears in the Art Portal. These "approved artists" aren't necessarily moderators, merely fellow artists who are already members of the Art Portal themselves.

Simply put, it means you have not been acknowledged as an artist by other artists. The only way to get that message to go away is to be "scouted" by another artist who has already been scouted themselves.

So just sit back, relax, and wait. If your art is good enough, you'll eventually be scouted.

I believe that title belongs to Gagsy, winner of the Never logs off Award.

Huzzah!!!

I'm happy now.

At 6/18/09 05:28 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I'll pay you that much to never post on NG again!

I'll split the cost with you.

At 6/18/09 04:17 PM, evan210 wrote: I noticed that on the online users thing, the "vagrant users" thing on the KEY is gone.

That's been gone for a while now, bub. Catch up with the times.