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1.

Elated

Topic: Has anybody seen MANswers

Posted: 07/03/09 04:36 AM

Forum: General

My favorite two were "How long can you survive in space without a suit?", and "How would boobs jiggle on the moon?"


2.

None

Topic: Proof Not All Vampires Are Homo!

Posted: 07/03/09 04:28 AM

Forum: General

This sounds a lot like Hels...

Never mind.


3.

None

Topic: Laptops?

Posted: 07/03/09 03:58 AM

Forum: General

Whatever you do, stay far, far away from anything that has "HP" on it.

You'll thank me later.

4.

Elated

Topic: Will you remember Jackson as...

Posted: 07/03/09 03:54 AM

Forum: General

"A B C. Easy as 1 2 3..."


5.

None

Topic: Songs You Cannot Stand At Work

Posted: 07/03/09 03:53 AM

Forum: General

At 7/3/09 03:47 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 7/3/09 03:45 AM, xports wrote: In the store, the only music that plays is that elevator music. But in the break room, the radio is fixed to the local rap station.

Enough said.
Where the fuck did you work, hell?

Win-Dixie.

Funny story about that. Up until a few weeks ago, country music was all that played in the store. That didn't bother me to much, but it did get annoying every now and then. Then, one day, this emo kid came along and started to whine and bitch about how he hated country music to the manager. So the manager, not wanting to miss a chance to mess with the kid, changed it to elevator music.

The only reason I still go to work and put up with that shit is to watch and see how long it takes for that kid to crack.


6.

Resigned

Topic: Songs You Cannot Stand At Work

Posted: 07/03/09 03:45 AM

Forum: General

In the store, the only music that plays is that elevator music. But in the break room, the radio is fixed to the local rap station.

Enough said.


7.

None

Topic: Game Of The Moment?!

Posted: 07/03/09 03:42 AM

Forum: General

At 7/3/09 03:31 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: I'll leave you an enchanted knife that will make your dick longer. All you have to do is slice away.. heheheehehehehe.

I've been out of Stickam wayyyyy to long.

Anyways, what's the requirements for the "Game of the Moment?" So far, that one game has been front paged, mentioned in one of Tom's posts, and now, a giant front page link.

Sounds suspicious if you ask me.

8.

None

Topic: How do you view flash on NG?

Posted: 06/26/09 01:29 PM

Forum: General

Because most of the medals only work when played in Pop-up mode, I've instinctively pushed the Pop-up button every time I watch a movie or play a game.


9.

None

Topic: The Game (an experimental project)

Posted: 06/26/09 01:01 PM

Forum: General

I wish I could find all my cards I made for this game back in 6th grade. We came up with the funniest ones.


10.

None

Topic: from this moment

Posted: 06/26/09 12:53 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

From this moment, I want more medal games like bomb a shit added.

Lol Zing.

11.

None

Topic: This isn't fun anymore!! WTF

Posted: 06/26/09 12:50 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

At 6/25/09 12:42 AM, loverdude1 wrote: You know that Torture game where you have to click a fucking 10K times?
I clicked a total of 12,000 times, showed I got my medal INGAME and when I check my profile it ISN'T THERE!

Just to let you know, if you click 10,001 times or more, you won't get the medal. You have to click exactly 10,000 times.


12.

Angry

Topic: The Game (an experimental project)

Posted: 06/26/09 01:32 AM

Forum: General

You guys blow.

Bump for justice.

The Game (an experimental project)


13.

None

Topic: Google Image Search Yourself

Posted: 06/26/09 12:42 AM

Forum: General

I've been asked numerous times to Google my NG name, so just for fun, I Googled my real name. All that came up were pictures of the local high school that shares my last name.


14.

None

Topic: You Guys Wanna Do A Sfw Porn Game?

Posted: 06/26/09 12:39 AM

Forum: General

At 6/26/09 12:19 AM, Piss wrote: I recall seeing a thread like this. I'll see if I can find it.

BAM.


15.

None

Topic: 36Holla and I

Posted: 06/26/09 12:24 AM

Forum: General

At 6/26/09 12:23 AM, BagOfBoxes wrote: That his him on the right and me on the right.

I'm sorry. You lost me.


16.

None

Topic: Michael Jackson is dead, now what?

Posted: 06/26/09 12:10 AM

Forum: General

At 6/26/09 12:06 AM, Spartan907 wrote: -Will they still make parodies about him being a pedo?

I know I will. It's still funny.

-What's gonna happen to all the people who bought tickets to see him live in concert?

Sucks to be you.

-How many fucking people are gonna go to his funeral?

Every fucking person in the world. Period.

-Will they make any tributes or anything for him?

What, you haven't heard of the new Rockband: Michael Jackson? Why, it's all the latest rage.


17.

None

Topic: The Game (an experimental project)

Posted: 06/26/09 12:01 AM

Forum: General

I had to much fun with this.

The Game (an experimental project)


18.

None

Topic: Audio Portal Rating's Ass Backwards

Posted: 06/25/09 08:02 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

Did you ever think that maybe your audio wasn't zero-bombed, but judged accordingly? I mean, think about it. Your audio had a 4.51 and a top spot on the page. When I stroll over to the AP, that's the kind of stuff I look for: high ranking audio on the first page. The majority of the time, when I listen to that music, I won't be as good as I expected it to be. I won't zero-bomb it, but I'll vote according. If I think it deserves a 2, I'll give it a 2.

I know a lot of people who frequent the AP who do the exact same thing, every day. They'll hang around the higher scoring audio, and listen to that. If they think it deserves a 2, they'll give it a 2. And with enough users voting accordingly like that, it's no surprise that your audio can fall off the front page easily.


19.

Expressionless

Topic: Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips

Posted: 06/25/09 07:45 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

Well, I just went through the trouble of getting every medal in one run in Shalak, but only to refresh my page and see that they're not there.

I swear I will kill someone if the medal system isn't fixed.


20.

None

Topic: What're you wearing?

Posted: 06/25/09 06:35 PM

Forum: General

Camo shorts and T-shirt. Nothing too special about that.


21.

None

Topic: Michael Jackson Hospitalized

Posted: 06/25/09 06:26 PM

Forum: General

At 6/25/09 06:25 PM, MoriChax wrote: MSNBC says he's dead... I'm waiting for CNN to say something. Till I know he's dead for sure.

LA Times just said it as well.

Guys, I think he's gone.

22.

Winking

Topic: Getting new HD, but not sure..

Posted: 06/24/09 06:41 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

At 6/24/09 06:11 PM, Haggard wrote: Just touching a heater just before you open the case should do the trick. It's not like a PC would explode if you aren't earthed, because... a PC can only work because it is connected to electricity, right? ;)

Of course, it's not going to explode, but critical components of your computer can be ruined if a spark is to arc from your body to the inside of your computer.

It's always smart to be grounded at all times. Just as long as you're touching the floor, you should discharge most static. Also, make sure that the floor you're working on is not carpeted, as that will help build a charge, and increase the chance that you will shock your computer. Always try and make sure that you're touching the metal computer case, as that will also discharge any static you may build up. Lastly, try not to open/change parts on a cold day. It's unbelievably easy to build up a charge in cold weather.

Just don't do anything stupid to build a charge while you have your computer open, and you should be fine.


23.

None

Topic: You can now make fun of me...

Posted: 06/24/09 04:38 PM

Forum: General

So long to one of my favorites. I just hope you'll still pop by in Stickam to stare awkwardly to the left, just like you always did...


24.

None

Topic: Medal games problem

Posted: 06/20/09 12:54 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

Taking directly from the author's comments:

IF YOU GET QUESTIONS THAT SHOW UP AS "UNDEFINED," THEN REFRESH THE GAME. I HAVE UPDATED IT TO THE POINT THAT QUESTIONS SHOULD WORK PROPERLY. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.

==Troubleshooting==
If questions show up as undefined, please visit the Flash Settings page at http://www.macromedia.com /support/documentation/en /flashplayer/help/setting s_manager07.html and click "Delete All Sites." That'll clear up any problems.


25.

None

Topic: how to do...

Posted: 06/20/09 11:49 AM

Forum: Where is / How to?

I guess your talking about your art not appearing in the Art Portal.

You technically did not upload art into the Portal, you only uploaded it to you userpage, which you can find here.

The reason your art is not appearing in the Art Portal is because you haven't been scouted yet. This simply means that you have not been recognized by other artists yet. If your art is good enough, you'll eventually be found by other artists, and if they like you, they'll scout you. But until then, the only thing you can do is sit back, and wait patiently for someone to find your work.

Hope that answers your questions!


26.

None

Topic: Alone On Friday Night? Party!

Posted: 06/20/09 04:13 AM

Forum: General

I'm bringing my sexy self, and probably some brownies.

Can I get in?

27.

None

Topic: Fun with fire

Posted: 06/20/09 03:48 AM

Forum: General

Styrofoam + Gasoline.

Trust me on this.


28.

None

Topic: Scariest Game Ever?

Posted: 06/20/09 03:17 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 6/19/09 06:50 PM, supperman2 wrote: Metroid Prime 3 made me jump out of my skin on the G.F.S. Valhalla, where you open a door and suddenly a corpse is standing in front of you disintegrating.

QFT

I probably screamed like a little school girl when I got to that part.


29.

None

Topic: Floss in my teeth

Posted: 06/20/09 02:55 AM

Forum: General

At 6/20/09 02:36 AM, ZyklonB wrote: Use a toothpick to get it out

So what happens when the toothpick breaks off and gets stuck?

HUH???

30.

Winking

Topic: Survey and Philly Meetup Today!

Posted: 06/20/09 02:33 AM

Forum: NG News

Let's hope this survey works out this time. I don't think I can stand wasting another 2 minutes of my time like that again.


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