The gene pool was pure back then. Mutations that exist today due to incest and inbreeding didn't exist back in the day.

Or that's how I understand it.

I'm looking at a repeat of last year: Florida and Alabama in the Championship, with Florida coming out on top. Anyways, Bama's going to do quite well this year.

Roll Tide Roll motherfuckers.

At 8/30/09 12:42 AM, Gergaloth wrote: Don't you guys love beer?

Fuck beer.

Beer is for pussies that can't hold whiskey.

Looks like I came back just in time.

A few months ago, Sony announced that Little Big Planet might be ported over to the PSP. The PS3 version was great, and I can only assume the PSP version will be just as good.

Simply type this into your address bar.

www.FRIENDS' USERNAME HERE.newgrounds.com

Make sure to take out any spaces in the address when you type it, though.

At 7/26/09 11:58 PM, Jerich0 wrote: Anywho... I jumped in the water several times and ended up swallowing quite alot of salt water threw up on the spot. I was just wondering what happens when you drink alot.

Apparently, you throw up on the spot.

If you look at it from a different point of view... water hydrates you salt dehydrates you. So its as if they are Opposites. Opposites make perfect as they say.

Actually, it dehydrates you faster than it hydrates you. That's why you're not suppose to drink sea water.

At 7/26/09 11:40 PM, milinko959 wrote: Lol, hopefully they don't have that much power. Verizon ftw!

It's not that hard really. A kid in Boston (I think) a few years ago got into a telephone company's computer system. He restarted the system and all phones went down for about 3 weeks.

But whatever AT&T does, I hope they know what consequences WILL befall them.

I swear to God, if 4chan crashes my phone...

Ultimate irony: it gets blammed.

Haha.

But anyways, It'll be interesting to see what sick, twisted ideas a sleep-deprived Pox can draw and animate.

Also, OLOLOLEMAIL_LOL@aol.com PW: pen0rdicks

All I can think is to e-mail it to yourself and then print it out tomorrow at school or wherever. I'm sure that you can find a computer and printer in the school somewhere.

Mine wouldn't be that bad. I'd have to explain the occasional trips to 4chan and whatnot while wallpaper hunting, but other that that, I'd be good.

At 7/13/09 12:01 AM, Madmongul wrote: Which aura is best? lol.

It's like I said in my first post. Aura doesn't matter anymore (unless, of course, it's the mod aura). Just pick your favorite color and have fun! If you don't like a certain color, you can always change it back to something else.

At 7/12/09 11:46 PM, NEVR wrote: I'm not sure when the whole "voting to change your aura" thing ended, but it was definitely before I signed up.

'06 I believe? It might have before that, though. I wasn't around that often back then, and I really can't remember the exact date it changed.

At 7/12/09 11:02 PM, Madmongul wrote: How the hell do you get scouted anyway? I want people to see my art lol!

Taken directly from the FAQ:

Q: How do I get scouted?

A: Do NOT ask to be scouted! Do not ask in the Forums or send the staff a Private Message about being scouted as these will only hurt your chances. Just submit at least four pieces of quality art and be patient, someone will find you! Every single person with art in the Art Portal has the ability to scout others, so there will be a lot of people with their eyes peeled for great submissions.

At 7/12/09 11:32 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:

At 7/12/09 11:24 PM, Madmongul wrote:

At 7/12/09 11:20 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: The only thing they represent is the colour you like - the whole thing about voting isn't taken in consideration anymore.

what did it used to do?

I think that, depending on which aura you picked, determined how you generally voted on submissions.

It's the opposite. Depending on how you voted, your aura would change. Before the big redesign, you couldn't change your aura at will. It would be dark if you regularly voted to blam submissions, light if you regular voted to save submissions, and neutral if you didn't vote one way every time. This system was removed due to the fact that people would vote just to get a certain aura, meaning they would 5 every flash they saw just to get a light aura, or 0 bomb a flash just to get a dark aura.

Now, auras mean nothing. Just pick your favorite color and go with it.

The Newgrounds thingy is pretty cool. You can quickly go to just about any page on NG with a few simple clicks.

Also, if you don't already, go get StumbleUpon. It's quite possibly the best thing to ever happen to the internet.

At 7/12/09 11:22 PM, Xarnor wrote: The death sentence is the only real justice in this modern world.

Quoted for truth.

I still say we should bring back the firing squad.

Haha.

My newest technology consists of a 3 year old MP3 player, a 4 year old flip phone, and my Gamecube.

My favorite two were "How long can you survive in space without a suit?", and "How would boobs jiggle on the moon?"

This sounds a lot like Hels...

Never mind.

Whatever you do, stay far, far away from anything that has "HP" on it.

You'll thank me later.

At 7/3/09 03:47 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 7/3/09 03:45 AM, xports wrote: In the store, the only music that plays is that elevator music. But in the break room, the radio is fixed to the local rap station.

Enough said.

Where the fuck did you work, hell?

Win-Dixie.

Funny story about that. Up until a few weeks ago, country music was all that played in the store. That didn't bother me to much, but it did get annoying every now and then. Then, one day, this emo kid came along and started to whine and bitch about how he hated country music to the manager. So the manager, not wanting to miss a chance to mess with the kid, changed it to elevator music.

The only reason I still go to work and put up with that shit is to watch and see how long it takes for that kid to crack.

In the store, the only music that plays is that elevator music. But in the break room, the radio is fixed to the local rap station.

Enough said.

At 7/3/09 03:31 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: I'll leave you an enchanted knife that will make your dick longer. All you have to do is slice away.. heheheehehehehe.

I've been out of Stickam wayyyyy to long.

Anyways, what's the requirements for the "Game of the Moment?" So far, that one game has been front paged, mentioned in one of Tom's posts, and now, a giant front page link.

Sounds suspicious if you ask me.

Because most of the medals only work when played in Pop-up mode, I've instinctively pushed the Pop-up button every time I watch a movie or play a game.

From this moment, I want more medal games like bomb a shit added.

Lol Zing.

At 6/25/09 12:42 AM, loverdude1 wrote: You know that Torture game where you have to click a fucking 10K times?
I clicked a total of 12,000 times, showed I got my medal INGAME and when I check my profile it ISN'T THERE!

Just to let you know, if you click 10,001 times or more, you won't get the medal. You have to click exactly 10,000 times.

I've been asked numerous times to Google my NG name, so just for fun, I Googled my real name. All that came up were pictures of the local high school that shares my last name.

At 6/26/09 12:19 AM, Piss wrote: I recall seeing a thread like this. I'll see if I can find it.

BAM.