At 9/21/09 09:48 PM, armorwarrior wrote: So I just learned that German's like to involve piss in their porn, why the hell do they do this? Is there a urine fetish that all Germans have?

The world may never know.

Icky yucky gross.

Legitimate threads being marked as spam threads and being deleted.

Die from shoving my dick too far down my throat.

Here you go.

EVE

Who likes it?

No, just venting steam and hoping you guys will provide some Newgrounds - specific witty comment that may lighten my mood.

At 3/10/09 08:35 PM, zer0gravity1 wrote: What do you think about when you shower/take a bath?

Usually why I'm showering at all.

Oh. My. Fuck. I have EVE online, right? And it has a recent fucking patch, and it downloads at about, oh, 12KB a second. How fucking gay is that? Now I'm pissed off because I want my fucking Amarr Frigate Skill up to level 3!

Yes.

This girl is just about my best friend, and I like her in that way, and I think she likes me too. But I'm unsure of what to do.
You guys are probably the worst resource for this stuff, but you're funny as hell so let the hilarity ensue.

At 2/17/09 10:16 AM, xmrsmoothx wrote: Heartbeats by Broove on our very own newgrounds audio portal. Link coming soon.

link

Heartbeats by Broove on our very own newgrounds audio portal. Link coming soon.

gtfo my newgrounds

At 2/17/09 09:52 AM, TSstudios wrote: dude. no. NO. NO!
you can't ask someone out over the interwebs. thats like dumping someone with a text message. Its wrong. you gotta grow some balls and ask her out in person.

Don't you mean ask him out in person?

I made this account called "Dickgobbler" as a fucking joke.
WTF. Bitches can't take my joke?

I just got mothafuckin' banned from a mothafuckin' forum for making a mothafuckin' multi account.

At 12/13/08 10:33 AM, Dr-Nefarious wrote:

:I fucking love that guy.

lolwut

At 12/13/08 01:53 PM, bangyouredead wrote: What the hell did you want it for?

Seeing what's in my mailbox before I look inside.

At 12/13/08 01:51 PM, Ghyfty wrote: I know it sounds weird, but it is. My 2 year old little brother messed with it and put the screen ( Not the monitor) sideways somehow. I don't know how to put it back the way it was.

Help?

I've done that before. It has some sort of key combonation having to do with the arrow keys and other stuff...

At 12/13/08 01:51 PM, STEM wrote:

At 12/13/08 01:49 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Except for when you're stuck inside a lead box.

Or when everyone is already naked! Zing

That's not what I wanted it for!
But that is an interesting side effect...

At 12/13/08 01:49 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Except for when you're stuck inside a lead box.

Yes, but when and why would you be?

It's the best superpower eva

At 12/7/08 07:17 PM, H-K-S wrote:

At 12/7/08 07:14 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Honestly, if it were a fucking miracule, i still would not buy it.

Those ADS scare off any sane people

What if the ADS were like this.

I lol'ed
SO FUCKING HARD

At 9/19/08 05:59 PM, Bomb-Fulp wrote: Moe Sizlac created this.

I beleive I'm the only one who noticed that gun has a cock on it...

At 9/19/08 08:36 PM, Earfetish wrote: He looked at my bottom and put his finger up it

That's what she said.

At 9/19/08 08:34 PM, rahvin-the-vampire wrote:

"I've been doing this since you were jizz."
Wow. Amazing. You are the insult god.

At 9/19/08 08:26 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: I'll put you down in a second boy!

That's what she said!

At 9/13/08 06:24 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 9/13/08 06:20 PM, xmrsmoothx wrote: What do you guys think? Should I? Or should I stay straight?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What the fuck do you mean?

At 9/13/08 06:22 PM, KevnSevn wrote:

At 9/13/08 06:21 PM, Pounce wrote: You don't "become" bisexual you twit

Yes you can! I was Bi two months ago and then this month I was straight again!

Also about 4 months ago I was completely gay! Trust me! you can do it!

hehe, you said "do it"

Thanks for the advice, assholes.

if this shit is true, then I am bi