Yeah, Madden Football Manager? Yeah.

*Calendar.

And it's been done, hell it was an official thing too.

At 6/21/09 09:33 AM, uzzan101 wrote: I suggest you advice him that its time for him to move on to a teenage life and be a newgrounder :D

The funny thing is; is that he goes to Newgrounds too.

At 6/21/09 09:29 AM, finalomega wrote: but I wouldn't put too much time into it unless he's actually a good friend of yours, but by the sounds of things he's definitely not.

I don't know, I just don't want to constantly talk about someone terribly like this; so I have to change him someway somehow; or attempt to ignore him and get some sort of complication from all the pent up rage.

9:30 to 10 on school days; extremely erratic on weekends.

For audio though, you need FL Studio. The demo has nearly full functionality as is.

I am disappoint.

I most certainly would.

It needs more Neil Patrick Harris, though.

Before I say anything; a reminder is that where I live school is starting, so don't be an idiot and skim the topic and post "LOL IT'S SUMMER U STUPID!" K? ;)

Now, I'm looking to be a nicer guy this year. Which means I'd like to help more people; that is a simple task certainly, helping people with things like homework and whatnot, but for this person, helping him is a monumental task.

Now, he's 12 ( I'm 13, so stfu about being underaged b& :D ) and yes, you'd expect 12 year olds to be morons right? True, true, but I don't think I could spend a whole year with the knowledge that someone who is proud of his crappy YouTube account and proud of getting 9 fucktarded subscribers is unbearable. The knowledge that he has no idea what a fool he's been making of himself is also there; basically when I look back and see him in his seat, I see a failure. I can't take this; I keep thinking "I need to help this guy." I could at least progress him from a childish Club Penguin and Hitler fanatic to a generic kid in puberty, But I can never think of any sure way.

Which is why I'm asking you, Newgrounds. Some argue that you're terrible at giving advice, but hey at least I'd get more cohesive and plausible replies than in 4chan right?

So yeah, I need to help my classmate straighten himself up because he's proud of being a shitmonger.

At 6/17/09 08:59 AM, homor wrote: Some argued

How did I know that that linked to ED

lol dis darknessdweller guy givs u all a bad name!

White castle?

What is this I don't even

At 6/17/09 08:34 AM, cork wrote:

At 6/17/09 08:24 AM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto_tune

Who ever created that, should DIE.

On the contrary, he should be given a god damned motherfucking medal.

He's helped music be better, getting minds who cannot sing to be able to make music.

I never knew this was a country

Diahrhea aura = no

I have a large penis.

At 8/30/08 11:28 PM, Jaye19 wrote: What do you mean about overestimating >:(

You think too highly of your actions.

No one knows my real behavior if you monitor it it is not even enough

You're annoying, that's the reading I'm getting.

At 8/30/08 11:32 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote: I guess, you already have Radiohead and Coldplay.

Aweosmeness.

The sad part is. MGs isn't working.

:((

Everybody marvel at those three zeroes a few posts up.

At 8/30/08 01:53 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Seriously. Tell me why you would write something like this.

To mark my 5000th.

Shit or not, it is marked.

At 8/30/08 01:34 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: cool.

I hate the concept of coolness.

What makes you think I'm wasting a 5000th post to look cool?

Everyone marvel in awe at the unedited version

At 8/30/08 01:33 PM, NikeThanatos wrote: My version was so much better. You blew it up, Sawdust.

Filtering out some content kills many things.

Sorry dude.

Yeah, 5 year olds.

At 8/9/08 11:34 PM, Dekuboy wrote: this guide comes straight from a BBS regular, so it's significantly more up-to-date and personal.

Fucking lol

At 8/10/08 12:07 AM, adrrian wrote: im so evil i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast
WITHOUT ANY MILK
At 8/10/08 12:16 AM, Sawdust wrote: I eat nails for breakfast.
Without any milk

Holy fucking shit a hivemind on NG.

I am Sawdust, but arrogant and God-fearing.

GOD MAN, GOD, GOD, YOU SHOULD ALL FOLLOW HIS WORD, MAN, I'M BETTER THAN YOU THOUGH, HA.

It got funny cancer, cancer of the funny.

At 7/6/08 02:31 AM, ngman10 wrote: Who, me? Yes, me! Couldn't be! Then who?

Oh so this is still that bible-thumping moron eh?

Two words then: go away.

Rub a fireman's helmet and he will fire his hose, I've heard.

At 7/6/08 02:29 AM, ngman10 wrote: Actually, we were kind of here first

Whoa, is this an alt of some sort?