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I'm talking about this freaking large pen made out of metal.

It might not be perfect for writing essays, but sure is useful when you want to crack somebody's head open.

So, NG, what else could I use it for?

This is an amazing site. I wish you lots of luck!

I'm making a platformer game, where you can aim and shoot with your mouse, and when you shoot - a line is generated from your gun's barrel going in the direction you're facing. Pretty much like in this game:

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But I have no idea how to do the "lines" part. I don't know where to start. Any help, advice, links are appreciated.

Weed is shit.

That is so freaking awesome.
I want to have a church under my house too!
But I wouldn't tell anyone, that would be my secret base of operations.

I can sneeze up to 40 times in a row in spring!

damn flowers..

[Icelandic volcano] Eyjafjallajökull

Say that 10 times.

At 4/26/10 12:20 PM, Gagsy wrote: What an amazing attack. It's kind of scary how such little movements can seem to cause anothers bodies so much damage. Must take a hell of a lot of fine tuning. The main guy in the video is one hell of a pro at it.

More
And more
And more of this goodness!

Also, the System is not a sport or a martial art at all. It's not used to please the audience. It is only used to save people's lives in extreme situations. Like I said before, it's a part of the Russian military training.

Basically, there are three types of Russian hand-to-hand fighting:

Sports hand-to-hand - Strictly limited in order to prevent injuries.

Military hand-to-hand - No limitation, as it is used to put the enemy down and soldiers are authorized to use that by the Ministry of defense.

Police hand-to-hand - The middle between the other two - actions are limited, but not as much as in sport.

At 4/26/10 11:41 AM, xKiRiLLx wrote: Did you get to use it during a street fight? How was it? Cause all that matters to me in a martial art is how effective it is in a real fight.

I just realized that I've known about this System, just didn't recognize it. My dad showed it to me a few years ago, it's pretty badass. The full name of the art is "Systema Kadochnikova", the Kadochnikov System. It is used in the Russian army.

The army System exam
Knife tricks with System
Another demonstration video

There are plenty of DVDs and books about it too.

At 4/26/10 11:32 AM, Andersson wrote: I've been training Systema for 1½ year, but I think you reach efficiency with it by training other martial arts along side with it, like I've been doing:
Krav Maga, boxing, MMA and Muay Thai.

Did you get to use it during a street fight? How was it? Cause all that matters to me in a martial art is how effective it is in a real fight.

At 4/25/10 03:04 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: this is truth

You are probably the best 10'er out here

At 4/25/10 07:14 AM, NeNe wrote: Luckly I'm still alive, even after committing suicide so many times.

Nene day, anyone?

How long should it be?

Does that count as writing?
'Cus I'd like to share.

http://kirill-poletaev.blogspot.com/

I usually post once a day/two days.
It's not a novel or something, just a blog. Some internet finds, interesting stories, reviews, etc.

I dunno if posting my blog here is allowed?

oh em gee

I heard of a guy who paid 1000 dollars for an armor set in MU online

Some people are just such losers in real life, that they want to be better in a video game.

Return to castle Wolfenstein.

That game is genius... I still play it!

At 4/20/10 12:41 PM, greatwh1teshark wrote: All these "signs" shall we call them, don't they too sound a lot like the things happening in today's world?

No, they don't.
It's obviously just a coincidence.

Things like wars and diseases will always be there. There, i said it.
Now you can call me a prophet in 100 years.

Fuck this day.
Fuck ya'll dopefiends.

I never watch sports.
But I love doing sports myself.

Get CS5, it has everything CS4 has plus more awesome features.

Unsatisfactory.

/wrist

So the other day I was watching the TV and there was this military guy in a jungle, and a leech crawled right inside his Thomas Johnson and sucked into his bladder.

At 4/17/10 07:20 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Quota? You mean like a quotation?

4 posts per thread

At 4/16/10 12:11 PM, andhination wrote: is everybody just going along with it because they're high?

No.

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Faggots for EVERYONE!

Well it's better than that song about fat birds...

At 4/16/10 07:59 AM, scottishbobby wrote: Its true if drawn boobs on myself , viginas ,and a six pack

I don't need to draw any six packs.

Oooh?