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Option One- If she's hot, bang her sideways so hard she can't walk in the morning without using a cane. Then continue doing this until one of you two lose intrest.
Option Two- If she's ugly, put a paper bag over her head and bang her sideways so hard she want walk in the morning without using a cane. Then never talk to her again.
Hooray!
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Wait, why're we celebrating about Luis? What's so special about him... I mean sure, he's a mod and all, but I don't see days for the other mods. Fuck this, I'm gonna go celebrate national July 12th Day.
Mine's pretty bad, so that if one of my parents decided to click on a link. They wouldn't be able to talk to me for at least a month. It's a risk I'm willing to take.
Some of my friends went to band camp. They said it was pretty cool, got to stay in cabins and bullshit with friends. They said the only part they hated was actually having to do band practice.
Yeah, me and my brother get in fights all the time. Fist fights. And he's three years older than me. I get my ass handed to me every time though, but it helps release the rage.
Wow, that's really gay. Can't beleive people just can't come up with their own layouts. Next thing you know they'll have a tank as a logo and a black afro dude with a paint palette sitting on top.
I don't trust myself enough to cook. Knowing me, I'd end up leaving it boiling and complete forget about it. Hell, I hardly even know how to make toast.
First of any all other options given, it's because you can live forever, duh. And another pro would be not having to pay for life insurance. You can rob a bank and get shot up all you want and not die. You don't have to worry about food poisoning. You can drive at very fast speeds and not worry about crashing, unless you love the car. And you wouldn't have to take showers, just because.
