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Your assignment:

Debate upon the history of debating and debate whether debating a debator while debating with a donkey is debatably a poor debatable idea. Then debate the fundamentals of debating and how debating ties in with the history of debating. Afterwards, discover how scientists debated and created the unique debating technique called debating debating, which is the art of debating a debate with a debator in the debatingly green room while debating on whether to eat that sandwhich that is debating debating on staying in the same room as the debating debators and thus jumps into the donkey's mouth, who then debates on debating debating the decision to spit said debating sandwhich at debating debators and instead farts, which before that said donkey had been debating debating debating whether to hold said fart in for the said of the debating debating debators in the debatingly green room, which is debating whether to strangle the architect, who is debating whether to steal that debating debating sandwich from the debating donkey, and debates whether to kill himself from the sheer number of the words "debate" within this debatingly long debating sentence, and debates in using the debatingly suspicious-looking gun or to use the debatingly debatingly suspiciously talking debating rope, who just loves to debating upon the fundamentas of debating debate and debates whether to kill the architect via debating debates debating about debates or to kill him and leave a debatingly supsicious corpse in the debatingly green room with the debating debators debating debating debating debates, with the debating donkey who had debatably farted while eating the debatable sandwhich who can be debatilingly described as a debatable pulled pork sandwhich, which in fact came from a debatingly strange looking pig that could debatably talk and, of course, talked about debating upon debates in which debates debated debatingly on debates with debates and other debates, while debatably dieing slowly from a debatable virus that scientists debated on calling the Swine Flu, due to the fact that it debatably came from the debatable swines within the debatable backyard of the debating debating Scottsman, who debated sending the debating debating pig to the market when it was debatably pale and ugly to look at, then the Scottsman debataby killed himself with a debatable looking car with its brakes debatably, deliberatly yanked out for the debatable debatingly attempt at debatable suicide, and thus the debating debatable debatingly debating debating debatable world implodes upon the debatable debatating of its debatable residents in this debating debating debatably debating debatable universe. Debate!

you may proceed to hit with a debatably suspicious stick :D

I'm surprised no one said Twilight.

WORST. MOVIE. EVER.

At 17 hours ago, Cold-HawK wrote:

At 56 minutes ago, Xinimater wrote:

Can he die?

I can kill him, if that's what you're asking. *kills Jesus by believing he only came from some twisted mind of a little muslim toddler.*

Can he kill himself?

I can make him kill himself. *imagines Jesus stabbing himself with a toothpick until he dies*

Lies.

Jesus never existed, therefore he is a figment of an imagination and can be morphed into whatever one pleases without having to worry about being right or wrong.

In my case, Jesus is six feet underground covered in toothpicks.

At 1 minute ago, MiloBased wrote: When i hear that I think more along the lines of Fidel Castro.

What are you, stuck in the Vietnam war?

How about someone in the modern ages, like say..... our current members of Congress?

At 2 minutes ago, RadienX wrote: is there anyone you know within this world that used to be a cool to OK person until they were given a bit of power and then were corrupted by it and turned into a total asshole? i know a few myself (my friend's sister for one).

*raises hand*

At 5 hours ago, BlackmarketKraig wrote: I wonder...

Can he make a noise so loud he goes deaf?

I can do that for him. *imagines him deaf* He is deaf.

Can he make another god more powerful than himself?

I can do that for him. *imagines a god more powerful than Jesus and God* There is a more powerful god now. His name is Steve.

Can he die?

I can kill him, if that's what you're asking. *kills Jesus by believing he only came from some twisted mind of a little muslim toddler.*

Can he kill himself?

I can make him kill himself. *imagines Jesus stabbing himself with a toothpick until he dies*

Can he be killed?

Stop repeating questions.

Rob a bank

At 6 minutes ago, Autri wrote: What's a furry? Like them lil dolls at walmart that you stick batteries up their ass and they move/bark?

Yes and no. You stick cocks up furries butts, not batteries.

At 54 seconds ago, MushookieMan wrote:

At 1 minute ago, fuzzum111 wrote: Are you just spamming shitty topics today? Did you get hacked or something? The fuck is with your topics.

What do you mean did he get hacked? He always posts shitty topics wherein he makes up things that he thinks will "troll" people. Where the hell have you been?

Oh sorry, I've been hiding him under my desk. He's really good down there, you know. Worth the money.

I'm a furry.

I find this offensive. Not one part in that post relates to me or anyone else I know.

STFU and GTFU, crybaby.

At 12 hours ago, XenonMonkey wrote: ...because I get all the bitches on Newgrounds.

She can't even be bothered to spell-check her own spam.

KILL THE WHORE! *pulls out dildo*

At 8 minutes ago, RockLou wrote: Lock. Thread. Now.

Might as well lock all the other "religious" threads out there. Oh look, there's an angry mob of people coming after you.

I'd run....

At 1 hour ago, CalvinGodly wrote: Just to put out, for all those Christian folks, there is no real proof that any of this happened, it's all been translated so many times that the entirety of the "book" could be false.

The entire book is false, idiot.

At 1 minute ago, FoAngel wrote: Come a little closer and ill show you exactly where to find it

Alright, I'll fall for it. comes closer

Well, I already know where this is going....

ahem

STFU and GTFO.
We're all going to heaven, so stop bitchin' about it.

mine's gonna be full of cocks. o 3o

Fuck it.

[quote]Hard. [/quote]

At 18 hours ago, TheGrim wrote: Besides, why do you want gay porn of Tom? He looks like a guy with an average pecker. Besides, if you saw his penis, it would ruin everything. All the myths are of Tom with his massively large over 9,000 cock that can buttfuck a million people at once. If we saw that he had a boring six inch dick then he would become just another pathetic NG male.

Exactly.

At A few seconds ago, SpaceWhale wrote: Didn't we need to reach 150k fans or something? I don't think we did that.

Pfft....so we missed by one idiot. He still owes us.

Especially when he got rid of easter eggs.

Where are those naked pictures of Tom, hm? He promised he'd finally release them.

Well, only one thing to do... *puts on shades, lights a smoke, and grabs a can of gas* Light em' up!

At 10/31/11 12:52 PM, MrPercie wrote:

At 10/31/11 12:50 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote:

At 10/31/11 12:42 PM, MrPercie wrote: All water is holy, it is what gave life to earth and keeps us living

What if i unholy the holy water? is it still holy

well as you said, you unholy-ed it so it aint holy anymore.

You would have to put cyanide and uranium in it for it to be unholy, would kill anything it touches

Cyanide and Uranium? What are you, Hitler?

How about something more realistic? Like, say....homeless people using it as a toilet. One, it still kills plenty of people. Two, it's outside.

sheesh....

....is water that's been sitting outside for a good couple of months. And they get to pour it all over your head and shit.

Still wanna be baptized?

A dictionary.

Ah crap, scratch that last part about NOOBS. I didn't see your profile before I blurted out, CorpseCrank. Sorry, dude.

But Newgrounder? Dude, if you want to be taken seriously, start doing something instead of lolly-gagging around for the next three years.

Woah woah woah, wait a minute...

A NOOB...no, no, wait....NOOBS are asking US to donate to Spriter's Resource?

No explanation needed....

Shit, I'd take immortality. Then I will never die when I rob another Bank of America again!

Either that, I'll take the potato and shove itup his brain. Through the nostrils.

Talking to himself: Hell, we all do that.

Making very weird noises: Okay, we've got a problem...

Here's this for your next Science Fair: If he is being molded by playing Diablo, then give him the Barney series instead and report his behaviors.

While C++ is my best language, I never wrote a game using that code. So I have no fucking idea.

I would destroy as much of America as possible with a shotgun and an eighteen-wheeler before getting shot in the ass. Or burned alive. Preferably shot in the ass.

Your loss.

All you can do now is break into her parent's house, steal her clothes, and do what you intended to do to them before. Either that, set them on fire.

Suck it up, wussy. That's for four-year-olds!