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Response to: Real Alien Footage Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

It wasn't funny yesterday, it won't be funny today.

Response to: A question for catholics. Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

At 8/21/08 10:41 AM, Gabriel234 wrote: Specially goth guys?

Oh yeah, gothic is a religion.

Response to: Clock Day 2008 Results! Posted August 21st, 2008 in NG News

That rag.

I want it.

Response to: Anyone Going To Video Games Live? Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

Anyone going to Video Games forum?

Response to: Your first Masturbation. Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

I used to play with my little member all the time. Then I heard about something called masturbation and I thought, "Hey, that's cool, I'm gonna try it."

And so I did. When I reached orgasm, I didn't ejaculate since I was around 10, and as I was told something's supposed to come out, I continued stroking it to the point of pissing all over the damn bed.

Response to: Top Braces Off! Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

I too took having my braces took off as a big achievment.

Congratulations. Now the bottom ones.

Response to: People; use commas. Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

While this is - how the first poster said - really awful subject to pick and rant about, I'm going to have to agree.

Response to: Is anyone else... Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

It's called the fantasy genre.

But, you're pretty much right. There's not a one 'fantasy' movie without a dragon.

Response to: I Hav A Gud Idea 4 Flash Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

hey guys you need a villain i made one its an elf

I Hav A Gud Idea 4 Flash

Response to: Tom retires? Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

I'm sure there will be at least 5 Fulps fighting over Newgrounds by the time Tom dies.

Hell, why do you care, anyway? You're gonna be either dead or old as well.

Response to: now.. HE has no life... Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

He's gonna fuck up, eventually.

Response to: Biology Class Posted August 21st, 2008 in General

I guess it's not that hard.

Response to: 4chan is weak. Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

At 8/20/08 03:54 PM, Thimbles wrote: I'm banned at the moment. Besides, everyone knows that *chan threads expire after the tenth page.

Someone put up a screenshot plox.

Forgot to read the topic did we?

Response to: 4chan is weak. Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

Samefag.

Response to: I am sick of this world Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

If you feel you can't mentally handle it anymore, kill yourself.

Response to: my dog is lickin itself Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

My bunny fucked a ball.

Response to: New 007 Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

Sean Connery's gonna do it.

Response to: Have any bad areas where you live? Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

There's this old factory.

Response to: Faceyourmanga (create An Avatar) Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

Oh how I hate seeing things like these as forum avatars.

A nice me nonetheless.

Faceyourmanga (create An Avatar)

Response to: If I was to quit football... Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

You would be "That pussy that doesn't have either money or balls."

Response to: So i found this rock and its moving Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

At 8/20/08 01:53 PM, Xaxrox wrote: I have no idea what it is. You're going to die anyway.

On a slightly more serious note, why did you put it in a lizard cage?

Response to: Racist People!! Racist! Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

At 8/20/08 01:49 PM, ThePretenders wrote: By its history, by its seriousness. I've never heard anybody that has used honky in a derogatory term.

Then again, what kind of a history must've the word fuck had.

Response to: The nerdiest thing you do. Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

At 8/20/08 01:47 PM, Gagsy wrote: I wear glasses every waking moment.

Seconded.

Response to: So i found this rock and its moving Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

I have no idea what it is. You're going to die anyway.

Response to: wierd b-day Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

Age/Gender: 14, Male

A special rapist that was.

Response to: Racist People!! Racist! Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

At 8/20/08 12:57 PM, ThePretenders wrote: Be thankful honky is the worst insult to a white person because it's weak.

Oh, how do you determine the strength of an insult again?

Response to: I am scared Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

At 8/20/08 01:22 PM, GeorgeLopez wrote: tell them your black, and they won't mess with you

No, you misunderstood. He wants to be their bitch.

Response to: Find your KKK name! Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

The Black lord residing in a black tower based in the Black forest.

Black Silencer, oh god...
Response to: NG staff page [updated] Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

At 8/20/08 12:45 PM, solardave wrote: I give you a :D

I gladly accept, sir.

Response to: NG staff page [updated] Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

At 8/20/08 12:40 PM, solardave wrote:
At 8/20/08 12:37 PM, Xaxrox wrote:
At 8/20/08 12:36 PM, solardave wrote: Stamper draws them. PsychoGoldfish looks mental
No. JohnnyUtah does.
bob's newspost says Stamper does

Of course, I don't deserve any of the credit for this fine piece of work. All I did is upload the beast, Stamper deserves all the credit.

Yes, JohnnyUtah drew the characters, and Stamper designed the character select as a whole.