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30th of December

hello

I want a jazz sig

don't fap, smoke less, drink more

this is all of you

One kind of gecko consists purely of females which can give birth all by themselves. It also seems that humans are getting somewhere around there.

rolling

Again?

Scare the shit out of him on every possible occassion so he ends up biting you whenever you get close.

These land vehicles are all pretty much planes anyway.

I'd like to see said outfit before supporting this idea.

Well honestly, I can see myself simply being far too lazy and optimistic to do anything, probably to the point of getting raped and consequently sinking into depression too heavy for me to further think about anything.

Honestly. Although I really hope such shit doesn't happen if I do go to jail, sometime.

I see everyone saying they discovered NG at least 2 years prior to actually registering.

something along the lines of being depressed to the point of committing suicide the first day.

there's also a raid board on 4chan, it's just noone knows about it.

...

My parents are far too old to copulate.

At 3/28/10 11:06 AM, KittehAnims wrote: Jesus. He's a pretty cool guy and fights aliens and stuff and he doesn't afraid of anything.

oh look. a '10 register.

and a very unoriginal one at that.

At 3/28/10 02:34 AM, letiger wrote: Mr.Happy Face?

I remember being insanely scared of this back when I had no NG account.

I always had an affection for homunculi.

At 3/27/10 10:53 PM, CagedSilhouette wrote:

At 3/26/10 12:27 PM, Xaxrox wrote: Request

i can't tell whether or not i like this one. i've been feeling kinda uninspired these last few days.

You're awesome beyond words. Thanks.

At 3/26/10 03:21 PM, mattuiop wrote: personally, I beleive in the theroy of evolution.
WE ARE JUST HUMAN!!!
I think it was some crazy chinese guy that came up with aload of jiberis.
the brain is misteriose though
yet everything is made from attoms!

you wouldn't believe how much I laughed upon reading this.

isn't the whole 2012 affair just a misinterpretation of the Mayan 'new year'?

there'll be more guys imagining the world being ten years older

I have yet to sneak out of my bad to play stuff.

but other than that, I'm worried

Just like I don't name my penis, my birthday cake and basically everything you can possibly think of.

No.

At 3/26/10 01:17 PM, DM692 wrote: I just know it.

And is probably getting no further than a bouncer in his life.

At 3/26/10 08:01 AM, walterwagner wrote:

we both know that i could kick your ass just shut the fuck up no ones loves you

anything you can see under the table you're currently sitting behind

preferably not your filthy legs

I really hoped you'd post a picture.

At 3/26/10 01:04 PM, ertysproductions wrote: Nah, made it up 3 years ago as a joke about the very same subject.

But made up nevertheless.

At 3/26/10 12:59 PM, UnreaK745 wrote: Why would you need to spot fake boobs? It's not like you're gonna get any action. Ever.

I don't see how is the knowledge of origin of someone's boobs related to having sex with said someone.

At 3/26/10 12:52 PM, ertysproductions wrote: I went to McDonalds the other day. I ordered 9002 cheeseburgers for a party and the Japaneese guy taking the order suddenly yelled "IT'S OVER NINE TOUSAAAAAAAAAND"!

I'm never going to McDonalds ever again.

You just made that up.