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None

Topic: People who believe zombies exist

Posted: 12/10/09 07:53 AM

Forum: General

OP, those discussions you see are -hypothetical.- Now, I know that scares you, because obviously all that should be talked about is things that can be proved by fact. (Oh. And God. God is real. Because you said so.)


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None

Topic: I'm gonna get in a fight!

Posted: 12/09/09 11:35 PM

Forum: General

Just remember: You can still look manly getting your ass beat if you wear tight clothes, a head-band, and smoke.

Oh, and get one of your friends with glasses to scream 'SNAKE? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!' when you go down.


3.

Angry

Topic: You right or left handed?

Posted: 12/09/09 11:32 PM

Forum: General

Right handed. Like the Not-Satan Children. You damn Satan Child. Get out of here, lefty.


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None

Topic: Are google gna takeover the world?

Posted: 12/09/09 11:08 PM

Forum: General

I'm here with the "STFU, You're wrong, get off my Internet" truck. Where do you want it parked? Right over the OP's face? Got it.


5.

Elated

Topic: My Classmate Is Racist!

Posted: 12/09/09 11:02 PM

Forum: General

I see nothing wrong with her opinion. Races shouldn't mix. That is all.


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None

Topic: HUGE spiral over my city!

Posted: 12/09/09 07:56 PM

Forum: General

Shopped. I can tell by the Pixels.

And the fact its a shitty shopping job.


7.

Misunderstood

Topic: Official Blizzard 12/8-12/10 Topic

Posted: 12/08/09 08:29 PM

Forum: General

I fucking hate Tennesee. No snow for us, as usual.

Can I come live with one of you northeners? I promise to keep my inbred flipper child here. :(


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None

Topic: Weezer Singer in Bus Accident

Posted: 12/07/09 10:29 PM

Forum: General

Thats what he gets for that shit-tastic new Album.


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None

Topic: Creepy Childrens Show!?

Posted: 12/07/09 10:24 PM

Forum: General

I loved that movie.


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None

Topic: What. The. Fuck.

Posted: 12/07/09 05:20 PM

Forum: General

What a douce. I vote you Analog Stick Semi-Circle X this kid.


11.

Crying

Topic: Why is NG so slow today?

Posted: 12/04/09 09:28 PM

Forum: General

Quite what? WHAT ARE THEY QUITE LIKE!?

I'm confused.


12.

None

Topic: Too Fat to Work.

Posted: 12/04/09 09:23 PM

Forum: General

Lesigh. There goes what little faith I had left.


13.

None

Topic: Don't call it a come back.

Posted: 12/04/09 07:37 PM

Forum: General

Its a Comeback. Lolol.


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None

Topic: Porn sites should be banned! >:(

Posted: 12/04/09 11:13 AM

Forum: General

The OP in real life:

Porn sites should be banned! >:(


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None

Topic: Obama's coming to my town!

Posted: 12/03/09 10:53 PM

Forum: General

PIHB.


16.

Expressionless

Topic: I didn't use a condom, right

Posted: 12/03/09 10:51 PM

Forum: General

If you're fucktarded enough to try the Pullout method, I hope your woman becomes the next Octomom.


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None

Topic: Who is the Biggest Nerd?

Posted: 12/03/09 10:39 PM

Forum: General

Being a Nerd isn't that big a deal anymore.

Also, you sound like a Video Game Douche who'd rather stare at a screen.

Your friend sounds cool, though, anyone who plays D&D and Warhammer 40k is win in my book.


18.

Shouting

Topic: Zombies agaisnt military

Posted: 12/03/09 10:33 PM

Forum: General

Its obvious they would stand no chance against the US Military, because we have...

METAL GEAR!


19.

None

Topic: I was the best.. And so were you!

Posted: 12/03/09 05:39 PM

Forum: General

... I feel slightly better about myself.


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Expressionless

Topic: I've got a World Record!

Posted: 12/03/09 05:35 PM

Forum: General

It must be hard to sing with that cock in your mouth, but you proved it can be done.

Seriously though, grats.


21.

Expressionless

Topic: I could die at any second D;

Posted: 12/03/09 05:30 PM

Forum: General

"HOLY SHIT MOM, I JUST REALISED... THAT I'M NOT GOD."


22.

None

Topic: Cellphones in pockets kill sperm!

Posted: 12/03/09 05:28 PM

Forum: General

This is.. Seriously nothing fucking new.


23.

None

Topic: Name a hot sauce!

Posted: 12/02/09 11:36 PM

Forum: General

At 12/2/09 07:27 PM, zalecot wrote:

Satan's anal leakage

anyone have any other ideas

Already been done, Bro.


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None

Topic: Toilet Seats

Posted: 12/02/09 11:32 PM

Forum: General

At home? A warm one. Because I'm forced to think "Who the fuck has been on my toilet while I've been asleep!?"


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None

Topic: I didn't use a condom, right

Posted: 12/02/09 11:29 PM

Forum: General

OH NO, YOU GOT HER TEEN PRGENANT.

Nothing a Falcon Punch won't fix.


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None

Topic: Gilette Razors...

Posted: 12/02/09 11:20 PM

Forum: General

I have to agree. The first time I sued a Gilette, I was like, "Well, Razor, was it good for you?"


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None

Topic: I making a game and want your idea

Posted: 12/02/09 10:33 PM

Forum: General

At 12/2/09 06:48 PM, MadWalkthroughs wrote:
At 12/2/09 04:42 PM, megakill wrote: how about a game, where, you have to come up with your own idea for a game?

could be pretty hard...
That would work, but i have no idea where to start with that and it could take really long, I'm looking for a quick game to make.

WOOSH, RIGHT OVER THE HEAD AND OUT OF THE BALLPARK!


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Expressionless

Topic: Boys Arrested For Kick A Ginger Day

Posted: 12/02/09 04:44 PM

Forum: General

Gingers don't have souls. I see no crime here.


29.

Happy

Topic: Too old for birthdays?

Posted: 12/02/09 04:17 PM

Forum: General

Things you can do at 18:
Buy Cigarettes.
Be charged as an adult
Legally watch Porn.
Buy your own M-Rated games.


30.

Sad

Topic: I will blow your mind.

Posted: 12/02/09 11:57 AM

Forum: General

This was done two weeks ago.

My mind is not blown.


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