At 11/7/09 07:10 PM, Gian wrote: Just wanted to share how shitty is to be 19.

Yay happy birthday?

I live in New Jersey, so at 19 you can now legally buy tobacco.

Jersey has the strictest laws it pisses me off. Strictest gun laws in the nation, can't pump your own gas, have to be 17 to get your license, 19 to buy tobacco.

fuck nj

At 11/7/09 08:27 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: TEE ELL DEE ARR

Faggot.

Your now cool. Please continue masturbating to child porn now.

I'm bored out of my mind, and haven't been on Newgrounds for like 6 months so I thought I'd pass the time by telling you guys an adventure. Enjoy.

It all started 4 weeks ago. One of my friends parents were going to the Bahamas for a week, leaving him the house to himself. We decided it would be a great idea to throw a party on Halloween. Thus began the planning. We got a friend to buy 5 30's and 5 bottles of smirnoff. While I got my sister to buy me some Tequilla and an assortment of other liquor. My friend spent $130 on drinks, and I spent $80. In order to get into the party you had to pay $5, so we were pretty confident we would make the money back.

The day was approaching, and news of our plans got around the school. I found out from sources that over 100 people were planning on coming, but I held this news from my friend knowing he would panic and probably cancel. In case you don't follow sports, world series game 4 was on this date, and I'm a Yankee fan and all my friends are Phillies fans ( I'm from the Bronx, but moved to south jersey :( ). That will come into play later.

Me and a friend went over his house around 2 o clock to "proof" the house so nothing got broken or stolen. Meanwhile, all the drinks were there so we decided to start. Ended up having about 3 shots and a few games of beer pong. So I was feeling it, ( 140 pounds and 6 feet tall ), but didn't think anything of it.

Now comes the beginning of my demise. One of my friends decided it would be a good idea to play a drinking game during the Yankees game. Everytime the Phillies got a hit, I would take a shot, and opposite for him. We didn't think at the time the absurd amount of alcohol that would be in our systems.

People started coming in, and things got started. I played a few games of pong, but it got so busy the line got too long to play. So I went upstairs and noticed some people had brought weed. I remembered how to make an apple bong, and enjoyed a few hits.

Perhaps it was the smoking, or the previous drinking, that lead to my inability to control myself, but that Yankee game started. Within the first five innings, I had taken over 15 shots. I was so messed up I could barely function at this point. Than, a pretty good looking girl started hitting on me and I tried my best to keep my cool. I went to get my wallet for some reason, and noticed I had lost it. So I'm flippin shit because I had over $200, license, credit card and everything in their. So I began to scour the house looking for it. Needless to say I blew my chance with the girl.

Then, it's a series of blurs because of how much I had drank. People told me later than I knocked over a flower pot, for some reason pulled down my pants( ? ), and was overall losing my mind. Than, I passed out on the toilet, vomiting all the way ( can't believe I made it to the toilet, but thank god ). Than the cops showed up, and everyone who was able to function ran out of the house. They found me passed out on the toilet, gave me a breathalizer which was absurdly high, I don't remember exactly, and took me to the hospital.

I had to have my stomach drained, and stayed overnight. They also found out I was smoking weed, so I got busted for that to. My sister also got fucked over for buying me alcohol for the party. I was grounded until just now. My friend almost got beat by his parents. I have ruined my record, and my chances of getting into the colleges I want are slim to none.

So yea, that's the story of how I fucked up. Hope you enjoyed, and if you didn't, well it took 20 min. of my time. But in between me starting this and finishing my friend asked me if I wanted to got bowling. So peace out and hopefully I can get over 100 this time. :)

At 10/1/09 09:56 PM, vnmb wrote: you are so full of shit u should be killed how could anyone have their head so far up their ass

Be nice.

After many years of research, I have found the answer to this question. You see, when white people colonized America only the weak people who couldn't make it in Europe came. While when black people came over only the strong survived the trip. So black people have better genetics when it comes to physical strength, makes complete sense.

Thoughts? Discussion? Praise?

So I'm a senior, and am starting to apply to colleges. I know NG isn't the place for this, but I have to where else to go on the internet to ask for advice.

Is anyone here familiar with Rowan University? That's where I want to go, and all my friends say I'm going to get in easily but all the websites I'm looking at say it's really hard. And I just got my class rank today, and it's not that impressive :/

Here's my stats:

GPA : 3.3613 ------------RANK: 163/464
WGHT GPA : 4.3659----RANK: 164/464

SAT :

Math = 600
Crit Read = 570
Writing = 570

I ran year round freshman and junior year, didn't feel like running this year. But I have had a job for 2 years and another summer job. So in general, I would like to hear your opinions on these stats and whether or not you think I'll get in. Any input is appreciated.

God damn it's been a while since I've come on here. I'm beginning to forget how this website used to be such a big part of my life.

Lately I've just been working to pay for college, and I just got back from a 10 day trip to Europe that took me to Germany, Austria and Czech Republic. Amazing time.

So just coming on to say Hi and let everyone know I'm not dead. Maybe I'll start coming on again once school starts up ( senior year! ) and I'm not working so much.

Until than, peace out.

im the one with the giants shirt grabbing his crotch

Yo guys.

Just stopping by to say hi. I'm really busy in real life so I'm leaving this place for a lil' bit. Hope that when I come back there's still a spot for me here.

Anyway, until next time. Cya.

Just a casual survery.

He's just gathering information to inspect the current state of the site. It's not like he's planning on launching a new portal or anything.

lit?... maybe...?

At 6/19/09 06:52 PM, Lizzardis wrote: By the way, has anyone seem X around? He hasn't posted here in a while....

Yea, while finals were going on I thought it best to not come on here. I'll tell myself I'll be on for 10 min., than that turns into 30 min, than an hour, and so on. So I just focused on my studies.

Ended up doing good, so it was worth it. But I'm back now.

At 6/19/09 09:04 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: He seems to have fucked off for the time being. Something to do with those finals he was on about, maybe?

Correct :P

You guys are lucky, I'm still in the midst of finals :/

So far I'm doing mediocre I guess. Got an A on my english exam ( big surprise ), a C on my Algebra exam ( expected ) and a D on my Chemistry exam ( ouch! ). Luckily, neither of those finals brought down my letter grade. So I still have a B in Chem and Algebra.

I should probably start taking finals more seriously :P

At 6/12/09 07:54 PM, EnjoiLove wrote: SAT Results

Math-389 (Knew I'd blow the math)
Critical Reading-679
Writing-754

Nobody gets their scores back until June 25th. Also, those scores are impossible considering score are in intervals of 10. So I'm calling your bluff, do I win or is there an explanation?

At 6/9/09 11:24 PM, EnjoiLove wrote: I know this will be off subject, but I just took my first SAT test. It was the most hardest test I've ever taking in my life. I'm going to be taking it again in December, and hopefully do better on my 2nd try. They say first time horrible, then 2nd time decent, then your 3rd should be your best, so it'll average out the scores. I'm wondering, if you have a 3.0 GPA, does it really matter what score you get when you apply for college? I heard you can blow the test, but because of that 3.0, college's will accept you (certain college's).

I didn't think that the SAT was that bad, I did decent my first try..

570 - Critical Reading
600 - Math
570 - Writing

I also just took the one in June, I think I did better in Math but know I did worse in Writing and Critical Reading. It's really the luck of the draw as to what sections are hard and what are easy. That's why you want to take it three or so times so hopefully you can get an easy portion on each section.

Good luck! Be sure to post how you did when the scores come back.

At 6/11/09 02:13 PM, Corky52 wrote: - Foot Picture -

(Put the skin back in place so it's safe for work)

When I first looked at that picture I thought it was a fingernail with no nail lol. It still looks really bad, though. Smart choice to work on the upper body until that heals up.

you have hairy-ass legs :P

At 6/10/09 04:48 PM, THEJamoke wrote:

At 6/9/09 10:22 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: Photoshop my senior picture. It better be good.

A tuxedo for a yearbook photo? You mother fucking pimp, you.

It's my senior year, you have to.

An occasion this special calls for just one thing.

Holy shit, that's amazing! You have skills at Photoshop.

At 6/9/09 09:45 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: rant

Why do you always act so angry on the BBS?

I'm sure in real life your a nice guy, but you act like a fucking tool here.

Photoshop my senior picture. It better be good.

At 6/9/09 09:17 PM, Corky52 wrote: Ha, must of been the same storm. Mine was from about 3 to 5 in the morning give or take an hour. Don't get me wrong I love thunder storms, but that was just quite annoying.

I think it hit here around 8ish. Loudest one I've heard in a while. It even sent a power surge throughout the school which set off the fire alarms. So we had to go outside in the pouring rain :/

Side note here too. Tore all of the skin off of the back of my heel falling down today. At first I thought it just hurt like hell, but when I realized that all of the skin was hanging off of my foot... that it was a little more serious. No running from me for a little it. I'm sure even swimming my hurt a little.

Classic abrasion. Just had my health exam so all these terms are in my head lol. There so painful because the nerve endings become exposed. Only treatment is to apply any anti-bacterial ointment you may have or just rinse thoroughly. Keep off of it for a little while too, as you said.

I feel like such a tool

3,000 experience points!

At 6/8/09 10:18 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: No, sorry. You were inactive and therefore kicked from the NGDD. You need to re-apply but we're not accepting applications at the moment. Sorry. Feel free to stick around though and help with the reconstruction of the NGDD.

:(

But I did get a PM from TheThing asking the questions. He also said that he would be "negiotiating whether you can return with full rank until the redesign is sorted out.".

No big deal if I can't return until the re-design, though.

At 6/9/09 12:02 PM, Corky52 wrote: Was going to go for a run this morning, but it decided to storm from 3 in the morning to about 6. Couldn't get a wink of sleep between those times because of it either. I don't know if I ever heard a storm so loud. Too tired for a run this morning. We'll see how I feel throughout the rest of the day though.

I know, it was crazy! I was in my history class writing my essay for the final exam and couldn't go more than 30 seconds without jumping a little from the immense thunder.

On a side note, has anyone else every experienced this. Keep this in mind, I haven't been sick in years. But for the last two weeks since I've stopped running I've been sick three times and currently have a sore throat. I think this may have something to do with my body being used to physical activity and when I suddenly stopped something happened? I don't know, it just sucks.

At 6/8/09 11:16 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote: I told myself the same thing. Too much fat covering it up. You should try P90X Ab Ripper X workout. You won't say your abs don't burn after that. First time I tried it I was sore for three days straight.

I want to get that, but I'm always skeptical about those commercials. I think there lying just to sell their product, but I have heard some good things about this one. Over the summer, I may want to try it out.

At 6/7/09 04:46 PM, MissingNYC wrote: maybe i should get my tonsils out... (and yes i'd have to pay for that)

Do it, when I was 10 or so I was getting sick literally every other week. My doctor decided to take out my tonsils. It was a bitch for the next two weeks, and I could barely talk. But now, I rarely get sick.

I highly suggest doing it.

At 6/7/09 10:55 AM, Corky52 wrote: Hope those guys do good. Great times that I wouldn't imagine being able to run. My time is a little over 5 minutes. D: I think 5:14 or something like that, which may not be good for a guy, but I also don't ever run a mile faster than a warm up run.

For a warm up run, 5:14 is pretty damn fast..

The last couple of days I've been moving my girlfriends family out of her house and into their new house and let me tell you what... I'm not going to run for another couple of days or so because taking those beds and dressers down and up the stairs did a number on me. It's one of the best workouts I've had in the last couple of weeks.

Haha, yea. I had to help move my friend out roughly a year ago and it was a pain in the ass. A good workout, but completely trashed my next week of running.

Nothing was over 200 pounds, but just the constant up and down the stairs was enough for me.

As for the benching your own body weight, it's not bad if you don't lift much. You should be able to start with at least your own body weight. Don't worry if you keep lifting you'll go up in weight fast. I can get my body weight somewhere around 30 times give or take a few depending on the day.

I'm not really looking to get stronger at lifting, just more reps as MrTristen said.

At 6/7/09 03:38 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: In case you guys didn't know, you might be interested by the Nike Prefontaine classic, it's on right now on NBC. Going on down here in Eugene (about an hour away from me) at my rival school. They have one of the nicest track and field stadiums ever.

Ahh, I missed it. Stupid LPGA tour is on right now. I hate golf so much.

Yea, I secretly go on Newgrounds when no one is looking.

Seriously, with the hundreds of hours I've spent on here, my mom has no clue. I wonder what she thinks I'm doing. Wait, I don't want to know.

At 6/6/09 07:46 PM, KingPanther13 wrote: Any tips? Suggestions? Insults? Help me Newgrounds, you're my only hope.

Sorry for double post, but I have to say this.

If your 17, have a wife and kids, and rely on the government for money, why the fuck are you on newgrounds?

At 6/6/09 07:46 PM, KingPanther13 wrote: Any tips? Suggestions? Insults? Help me Newgrounds, you're my only hope.

Oh, so your joining the "chair force"?

Now that that horrible joke is out of the way, let's get down to buisness. That boot camp is by far the easiest. You should have that hard of a time. Just think, once you get out your family and yourself will be in a much better situation.

At 6/6/09 04:42 AM, RKthrilla wrote: I'll be up for a fucking week now, I regret drinking it so late into the night, I can't sleep now.

They make me tired.

Kind of a paradox, eh?

At 6/6/09 09:02 PM, Bryangamedude wrote: I drank monster and i quickly got very tired, can someone please tell me what that means?

I know dude, I love the taste but they make me feel like shit.

I suppose I should stop. Ahh, who am I kidding. I'm hooked.

*takes sip of monster*

Hey guys,

I used to be active here in late 08', but took a break from newgrounds to focus on school and other problems. According to the DoDBot, I'm still a member. Maybe I could resume my duty, instead or re-applying?

Because after reading through a few pages, I see you guys aren't taking new members. But would I still be considered a "new member"?

At 6/6/09 04:58 PM, Porkchop wrote:

At 6/6/09 03:50 PM, Lizzardis wrote: NGPD Roster - Saturday 6th June 2009

You forgot yourself and Terrorist.

Were both out of the police ranks :(

And I can't get my self out of the hole with my whistle, so right now I'm in pergatory lol

At 6/4/09 10:04 PM, EnjoiLove wrote: Well, from what I heard, you should be at least be able to lift your own body weight. If you can't even accomplish that, you are weak. I don't know what the work out machine are called for the thigh's, but man, they do some good stuff. I have 1 built at home, and I try to do it everyday, heaven forbade. So far, I can lift about 360lbs with both my legs, and on 1 leg each, 130lbs . I don't know if thats good or bad, but I'm thinking of increasing 10-15lbs a week. I need to get stronger leg muscles before season starts.

I can lift my own body weight, just not by much. One of these days I'll post a picture of me flexing, because my bodies weird. Slim muscles but freakishly defined.

Track season for me starts beginning of school, and when winter comes along. I'm going to try out Cross Country! Yay.

Good choice, that's my favorite season. Learn to love the distance :P

At 6/4/09 11:11 PM, DaPsychoHippy wrote:

Yeah, I'm a freshmen in High School. You?

Junior now, going to be a senior in about a week, though.

At 6/5/09 12:34 PM, MrTristen wrote: Yeah, my off season ends on Tuesday, which is gunna suck cause I'm mid-swimming season. And I've been lifting too much lately. I'm up to 150 and need to slim down a little again.

Don't worry, it's better to have too much than too little. Looks better for the ladies :P

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BIG NEWS

My team is celebrating after one of our own, one girl and one boy, ran AMAZING races a few days ago at the NJ meet of champions.

My good friend, Ryan Gavin, ran a 4:11 mile and my friends girlfriend, Kaitlyn Or, ran a 4:52. Shes's now 21st in the country, and 5th among juniors.

In case you don't know, these times are good enough to one day have the potential to be in the Olympics. Ryan is going to Rutgers next year, so watch out. Kaitlyn is in my grade, junior, so she has one more year to train.

So yea, I'm exited for him. But in a way jealous :P

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