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A reading from the Gospel of Vnzi, 6:118

Consent is patient, consent is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Consent does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

And now these three remain: equality, tumblr and consent. But the greatest of these is consent.

At 11/3/14 08:59 AM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 11/3/14 12:07 AM, Bit wrote:

At 11/2/14 11:34 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Waiting for when Beth and Daryl finally hook up.

Y-you mean Carol and Daryl!

why not both ?

"Carol is sterile and Daryl is feral."

You know, my wife is a sex object.

Yeah, every time I want sex, she objects.

Steelers won against raven and it couldn't have been better. They even broke a record or some shit, I was too smashed to remember what record.

But I had a weird dream where the steelers had actually lost 35-36 and so I woke up bummed until I went back and looked at my DVR.

Nope. Still cleaned house. *smug face*

Mew. Seal. Slowpoke.

C'mon Nintendo, you can think of better names.

Yup, it'sh mah 21st birthday.

Dawww you guysh are shuch shweetiessss...HIC!

Well, it's that day again. Who or whom did Daryl bring back? Are Glenn and Abraham gonna clash again? I think so.

Also I found this photo on Facebook to be pretty funny

EDIT: I'm gonna call Carl CORAL from now on. I loved the over-acting from Rick when the prison was overrun by the guvnah

CORRRALLLL!! WE GOTTA GO DONT LOOK BACK

At 11/1/14 02:30 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:

At 11/1/14 03:13 AM, Piper wrote: Ironically I could probably get down with SuperGhandi64 too lol

score!

--supergandhi64

Gone for 7 months cmon Ghandi that's not cool

Wriggle, TheKlown, InsectGadget

If i went back in time, I'd be like, "woah I'm back in time"

My birthday is tomorrow. Would somebody make a thread for me? Hell, today would work, too

Animal sacrifice is performed by about 1/2 the world. But the animals body is rarely put to waste. Often, the "good" parts of the animal are burned in sacrifice to whatever deity they give it to. Then the lousy parts of the animal are eaten in a feast. S

Sometimes wine is used as a "libation" to their gods, but sacrifice is still a very common, very normal act. The indigenous cultures are almost always humane to the sacrificial animal, making it quick and precise where they cut, because a pained animal would insult their gods.

At 11/1/14 11:29 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 11/1/14 11:12 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Yo monster, that old lady is going to give you and your office buddies something to talk about for months. You should thank her for giving a shared, common experience with you and your co workers

What if I prefer my women... in the 17s-20s?

Picky. A hole is a hole.

Yo monster, that old lady is going to give you and your office buddies something to talk about for months. You should thank her for giving a shared, common experience with you and your co workers

"Duck Amuck"

"Sweetheart, will you marry me?"

"OMG YUS but....hay this is an opal! Wtf?"

"I m not giving money to these African tin pot dictators who enslave other Africans just for a shiny rock. My love is enough to show my commitment."

"It's fine." <----that is exactly why poor oppressed Africans will remain poor and oppressed. Because white girls have to have their shiny diamonds...

At 10/31/14 06:07 PM, Gagsy wrote:
Its calling me now. I've always loved the idea of rebirth. The scariest thought to me is how when we die that it is, game over. If I can get my mind on actually believing that reincarnation is possible then I could do this.

Sorry. Gagsy, you only get one chance; no mulligans.

Cats, the way they always seem to gravitate toward you when you're going down the stairs carrying something heavy.

Wade is Luigi and Tom is Mario, of course.

I like the alliteration in the title.

Anyway, this topic will be one long love letter to our favorite regular, Makakov.

I'll start.

Have the democrats given people a reason to vote for them, or is it still "lesser of two evils" pitch?

Third party 2014

Okay, isn't this thread's conversation starting to become circular? The same questions keep being asked and answered. Perhaps this topic has exhausted t's usefulness by now.

x-gary-gigax-x your name looks like some straight edge emo name. Plus you fucking misspelled Gary Gygax's name, you fucking idiot. Wade should change your name to "IM2YUNG2POSTHEER"

I'd say politics. It's so out of place on this website that it really doesn't belong here.

No plans, and it makes me sad. Too much work lately has afforded me no chances to set up anything. I'll probably just go downtown and look at all the costumes....

At 10/30/14 12:02 AM, Jackho wrote: Sometimes I wonder if everyone on this forum is just pretending to be retarded and I'm not in on the joke.

You are in on it. By the way, you're doing a great job of selling it

At 10/30/14 02:02 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Lucina!

Oh wait

My eyes rolled so much they tilted my house on it's side.

Before any of you call him a pussy, remember, sonic.exe is full of jump scares and screamers. Nobody can brace themselves for a woman's high pitched scream, unless you're a total badass like Tony-Darkgrave

Edit: fixed the syntax, happy OP?

Damn, this thread had such a good repertoire going before Minlesson ruined everything

RUINER

I like the light hearted mirth coming from you guys when ya just don't take life so seriously

What happened at the end of Ghosts?

All I saw was the guys little brother being dragged off and probably raped.