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Response to: I feel opressed Posted November 9th, 2014 in General

At 11/9/14 01:34 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: "Tolerance it is not a choice anymore."

I like that.
You get a glass of warm nipple milk.
Also, I'll probable steal that for something.

That's actually deeper and more truthful than you could possibly believe about today's political and cultural climate.

I'm serious. That needs to be a hashtag or a t shirt

Response to: To pee through your whole body Posted November 9th, 2014 in General

Naw man, a tremendous bowel movement is better than a piss.

When I was in high school, I would sneak into the teachers bathroom. The stall was huge and you could blow that fucker apart. I'd spread my legs like GoryBlizzard and just explode and leave it be for some dickhead teacher to deal with.

also they had magazines in there

To pee through your whole body

Response to: Villains That Would Play You In A.. Posted November 9th, 2014 in General

At 11/8/14 07:41 PM, Gagsy wrote: Misère

Stephen King said he based that character "100%" off of his experience with cocaine

Cat calling, or complimenting? Posted November 9th, 2014 in General

So, buzzfeed had a story about cat calling (warning, it's about a tumblr page, so you know what to expect)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rossalynwarren/women-are-sharing-photos-of-what-they-wore-when-they-were-ca?bffb&s=mobile

So most of the (alleged) comments were pretty vile. "Yo babe I would tap the shit outta dat azz" etc. but then again, not all of them were truly vile. Some girls were simply called 'beautiful' or 'pretty', but it was apparently enough to force a tumblr post.

This got me to thinking, I've done that to girls all the time. A girl would say, "I got no sleep last night" and I would reply "really? you got your beauty sleep" or just general comments I think are nice, like saying a coworker looks like Sandra Bullock, or other movie stars. Another girl at work took a half hour to get ready after her shift. She comes out, looking great, but I'm like, "Why did you spend so much time? Over polishing nicks gem stones, you know." (Because I thought she had natural beauty and didn't need 30 minutes to gussy up.) To which her reply was "omg thank you :0"

The article is about tumblr posts, so it hardly contains thoughtful discussion. But that's why I made this topic. It seems really unclear to me what constitutes "unwarranted" kind words and simply expressing good thoughts. Obviously, I don't talk crass and gross topics with girls, I don't have the balls to say anything the guys in this story said.

Where is the line between compliment and creepy, guys and gals?

Response to: Hotdog , what do you put in it Posted November 8th, 2014 in General

Take a hot dog bun

Put your penis in it

Post about it on newgrounds

Response to: Obama's Forced Housing Diversity Posted November 8th, 2014 in Politics

At 11/8/14 05:31 PM, lapis wrote:
At 11/8/14 05:22 PM, Feoric wrote:
At 11/8/14 05:04 PM, leanlifter1 wrote: I am not racist.
Of course not. You just use racist terminology, as a joke of course. I believe you.
You're coming off as a stalker. Posting offensive jokes on an open channel like Youtube is pretty stupid, but it doesn't look like anyone who wasn't specifically searching for it would have found it, so you're teetering on the edge between public and private.

What I want to know is how he found leanlifter1's YouTube profile.

The only NGer I've seen off-site was Ragnarokia, which was pretty cool, but totally accidental in a YouTube video. I should try to find that again....

I'd rather slit my wrists than go through the ~22,100 search results.

Hahaha XD

Response to: Naruto Club Posted November 8th, 2014 in Clubs & Crews

So.....the main conflict of the series has ended. I won't say what happened, only that a resolution has been found.

Yes, the series may be officially over now. Many people had, or still have, a lot of emotional attachment to this series. It is a very gloomy, heavy and emotional manga that has often been mislabeled as "emo" for many years. But the theme of the show boils down to many heavy subjects. Isolation, loneliness, war, deaths of entire families, friends before the character's eyes. It is, naturally, going to attract some deep souls who yearn for connections and bonds, or who hurt deeply for whatever reasons.

I hope we can all look back fondly on what Naruto has given us. Like all endings, it's bittersweet.

Ms Paint Your Favorite Ngbbs Mod Posted November 8th, 2014 in General

It can either be of what their name is or of them as a person.

Me first

guess who

Ms Paint Your Favorite Ngbbs Mod

Response to: Obama's Forced Housing Diversity Posted November 8th, 2014 in Politics

Aaaaaaaand....scene! That's another episode in the can for our politics forum soap opera. Nice job, gents.

Response to: World with Video Game Rules Posted November 7th, 2014 in General

All sex would be censored or not there at all. That sounds like an awful existence. If a game has an AO rating, it can't be sold in retail stores, which is called the "kiss of death" finance wise.

Response to: Offical Us Constitution Thread Posted November 7th, 2014 in Politics

Couple of questyunz

1. Camaroa, do you give free legal advice?

2. So being a lawyer seems a little boring. How do you guys break up the monotony and tedium etc.?

video related

http://youtu.be/Drqj67ImtxI

Response to: "Feminist" tshirts; underpaid women Posted November 7th, 2014 in General

At 11/7/14 08:48 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 11/7/14 03:16 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: oh lordy what have I started
"This is it, the Apocalypse"

Granted you should have know better.

Yeah yurgburger, now we are being invaded by walls of text. It's like an army of thwomps have cum in

"Feminist" tshirts; underpaid women

Response to: WoW 10th anniversary Posted November 7th, 2014 in Video Games

To me, Vanilla WoW was the greatest game I ever played. But it consumed me and my life, so I had to harsh detox myself from it. It was a fun time for a while, but there is always too much of a good thing.

Response to: Dreamt someone cut my throat Posted November 7th, 2014 in General

I dreamt I did a sliding knee slide like in Call of Duty Ghosts. I haven't played it in months.

Also I was riding a bus, and it was actually a nice day out...

Response to: 2014 US Midterms Thread Posted November 6th, 2014 in Politics

At 11/6/14 09:46 PM, Feoric wrote:
At 11/6/14 09:26 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote: The Democratic Party President of the United States isn't a representation of the Democratic Party? hahahahaha
Correct. Nearly every single Democrat on the ballot distanced themselves from the President. So, yes, let me repeat myself: the Democratic Party does not start nor end with Barack Hussein Obama II

They sunk a lot of blood and treasure to get him elected and continually prop him upright after scandal after scandal.

Obama is their child, and preserving their progeny, their future legacy seems to be their number 1 priority at the moment.

Response to: Newgrounds in one image? Posted November 6th, 2014 in General

Just one picture? Well, ok.

Newgrounds in one image?

Response to: Can you do a pull up? Posted November 6th, 2014 in General

YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME, PRIVATE PYLE! YOU CANT DO ONE SINGLE PULL UP?! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!! GET OUT OF MY FACE!!

Can you do a pull up?

Response to: Man arrested for giving food... Posted November 5th, 2014 in General

At 11/5/14 08:15 PM, naronic wrote:
At 11/5/14 08:09 PM, Slint wrote:
At 11/5/14 04:01 PM, Wegra wrote:
At 11/5/14 03:54 PM, orangebomb wrote:
You people are the cancer of society.

urr durr as long as it doesn't hurt anyone

There's laws to abide to, and they exist for a reason,
Hmm, where is that familiar...

1984?

Response to: Top 100 Forum Posters of 2014 Posted November 5th, 2014 in Where is / How to?

Hey so not being in the top 50% is fine with me, but being #51 has to make me, like, king of the lower 50%. I'm like Peryite from The Elder Scrolls in that case =DDD

But congrats to all the rest....I say congrats half-heartidly because we have been pushing the limits of what constitutes "shit posting" for a while now. Won't name names, but I'm looking at some of you. Myself included.

Response to: Your day as a white man Posted November 5th, 2014 in General

I spent today as a white man....
....working for The Man. Aka, other white men.

double shift, understaffed, work was hell
Response to: Tumblr posts Posted November 5th, 2014 in General

wtf that's a meme that originated from a Newgrounds photoshop topic isn't it?

Edit: fuck forgot to post a picture. Don't do what I did

Response to: Man arrested for giving food... Posted November 5th, 2014 in General

At 11/5/14 03:58 PM, SithCorduroy wrote:
At 11/5/14 03:54 PM, orangebomb wrote:
Don't they have homeless shelters or something? They could always use more volunteers and food, so why couldn't he use that instead?
Are there no workhouses? Are there no prisons?

That line is from Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol. You smarty pants you.

Response to: Post Random Stupid Youtube Comments Posted November 5th, 2014 in General

Bump

This is a comment FROM YouTube, on my gmail. Does this scammer/phisher really think I'm that stupid?

A. My name is not Alex
B. Girls don't send links to missed connections, unless it's a craigslist ad

Post Random Stupid Youtube Comments

Response to: World's Most Powerful People Posted November 5th, 2014 in Politics

At 11/5/14 05:47 PM, leanlifter1 wrote: Your list is incomplete as you forgot one very important person ... leanlifter1

As I read this, a wry smile curled across my face. :3

You've been gone too long, man

Response to: 2014 US Midterms Thread Posted November 5th, 2014 in Politics

At 11/5/14 04:19 PM, Feoric wrote:
At 11/5/14 02:58 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Obama is holding a news conference about the elections LINKY I do hope its about the copious amount of cream applied to getting burned so bad. LOL
Not a whole lot has changed, the GOP already de facto controlled Congress via obstructionism and Boehner's inability to control the hardliners in the House. The only difference is that it's now a lot harder to pin the inevitable failures of the Republican Congress on the President, which paints 2016 highly favorably for Democrats, especially if Hillary is on the ticket.

I was happy with the grid-lock before. Less bills, less growth in Uncle Sam. But now that the scales are tipped, that's probably a bad thing for those who think governing least is the most effective government.

Response to: "Ebola is not something to joke Posted November 5th, 2014 in General

Is this about that train wreck of a topic we had yesterday about Africa?

Response to: 2014 US Midterms Thread Posted November 5th, 2014 in Politics

A lot of black tea party candidates elected. That was interesting.

Edit:

At 11/4/14 11:21 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: People talk about the Republican party killing itself or being dismantled

I definitely remember saying this about Republicans in 2012, but they rebounded. Democrats can win big again....maybe they just need to copy the Republican's success :P

Response to: Idiots who think all of Africa... Posted November 4th, 2014 in General

At 11/4/14 03:51 PM, exudaz wrote: They are not as fit to live in modern times as their European or east Asian cousins, therefore they are a failure in evolution compared to us.

Idiots who think all of Africa...

Response to: Top 100 Forum Posters of 2014 Posted November 4th, 2014 in Where is / How to?

Almost dead even in #51 for me. Not too shabby, considering I post mainly in general and few other locales

Also look at the 2 post difference between Viper and NGPulp.....RIVALRY!

Response to: The Trans-Siberian Orchestra Posted November 3rd, 2014 in General

At 11/1/14 11:52 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Trans-Siberian

That's offensive