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1.

Angry

Topic: Military Crew

Posted: 11/19/09 10:48 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 11/19/09 08:42 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
At 11/19/09 08:40 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Have I just not seen you in my thread before or are you just posting completely randomly and accidentally in the wrong thread?
Wait a second never mind.
I didn't say anything. I totally just read that wrong. My bad.

So what is "Marine" an acronym for again?


2.

Angry

Topic: Military Crew

Posted: 11/19/09 06:53 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

So for the last 3 weeks I've been at design school for Virgina Class subs. The school is ran by and held at Knolls Atomic Power Lab. If you don't know much about the origins of nuclear propulsion you would be amazed at how it began with people like Adm. Rickover and General Electric. I still think it's stunning that a full-scale reactor was fit into a metal can and sent under the polar ice cap before we even began large-scale commercial nuclear plants. I've honestly become more intrigued with the scientific background of this more than I've been concerned with the military in general.

Needless to say though, I'm glad this school is over. It's kinda like watching the Discovery Channel for 3 weeks straight; and none of those weeks are Shark Week. We're taught about the design aspect of our ship from engineers, although our end-job is operators. As an electrical operator, I have learned nothing new about what I'll be doing. I've learned some cool shit about noise reduction, reactor testing, and a bunch of other classified information, but very little of it will make me a good operator.

We've also been working on our ship's badge too. Being that we're named the Mississippi, there isn't much we can work with. We can't put the state flag on for obvious reason, and other than a gator there isn't much else. It'll probably be a sub with the state outline and a gator behind it. My idea of a Ford F-150 sitting on cinder blocks in front of a double-wide, and a chick with 3 teeth holding a 12-pack of Keystone Light got shot down.


3.

Angry

Topic: The Pomegranate Phone.

Posted: 11/19/09 12:22 AM

Forum: General

At 11/18/09 07:05 PM, camobch0 wrote: its just an ad for nova scotia

Which is the only place you can buy the phone.


4.

Angry

Topic: Got arrested, advice?

Posted: 11/17/09 08:54 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 08:49 PM, Reed wrote: he doesn't really have a choice but to live with it?? hes just saying whats the best thing i can do at this point

Do his best to not do it again. And not seek legal guidance from an animation website.


5.

Angry

Topic: Got arrested, advice?

Posted: 11/17/09 08:45 PM

Forum: General

You decided to break the law and make a stupid decision like get in the car with a drunk driver, so you should live with the consequences.


6.

Angry

Topic: Twilight Day '09.

Posted: 10/23/09 03:42 PM

Forum: General

Only 94 days away until wwwyzzerdd day 2010. I hope I get a custom Newgrounds header for it.


7.

Angry

Topic: Fuck touchscreen phones.

Posted: 10/22/09 08:21 PM

Forum: General

WELL IPHONE FIRMWARE 3.16 SAYS I JUST WHOPPED YOUR ASS!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE; CUZ STONE COLD STEVE JOBS SAID SO!

Fuck touchscreen phones.


8.

Angry

Topic: Question Time

Posted: 10/22/09 06:52 PM

Forum: General

From as much as I've heard about this party, I still really don't see why the BBC would actually offer him a soapbox to stand on. I understand the whole impartiality thing, but can you honestly say that the entire ideology of the BNP is mainstream enough to warrant attention?

This really only benefits them as a way of getting the attention that they cannot get regularly. I'm sure their supporters will now view this as a personal attack and actually try to empower their base. Hell; even someone who may not agree with the majority of things they say might catch light of one point he makes and actually be drawn to that. Believe me, that is possible; just look at all the lower-class people here in the US who believe the trickle-down theory benefits them, or angry right-to-lifers who are indifferent to war or the death penalty.


9.

Angry

Topic: Question Time

Posted: 10/22/09 06:10 PM

Forum: General

At 10/22/09 01:33 PM, liljim wrote: If you're in the UK and use digital television services, you can press the red button and see a list of comments that stream in throughout it. They almost always make me laugh.

Holy crap, British TV is pretty awesome.


10.

Angry

Topic: Lil' Wayne In Trouble

Posted: 10/22/09 02:31 PM

Forum: General

Oh wait; he already pled guilty and will be sentenced in February; most likely a year.


11.

Angry

Topic: Lil' Wayne In Trouble

Posted: 10/22/09 02:26 PM

Forum: General

Carter faces felony weapons charges and up to 15 years in prison if convicted.

That should be enough time to allow Auto-Tune to die out of music.


12.

Angry

Topic: citricsquid fucking loves teatowels

Posted: 10/22/09 12:08 PM

Forum: General

At 10/22/09 12:02 PM, citricsquid wrote:
At 10/22/09 11:54 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: You should vacuum and clean the grout around your sink. That's fucking disgusting.
my sink? THERE IS NO SINK IN THESE PICTURES.

Oh; that's your stovetop? Holy shit, your whole place is filthy! I mean, I wanted to discuss teatowels but my attention is drawn away by the mess you wallow in every day. I'm sure the late Billy Mays would be rolling in his grave if he didn't have several bricks of coke on his sides.


13.

Angry

Topic: Funniest meme ever...

Posted: 10/22/09 11:57 AM

Forum: General

At 10/22/09 11:55 AM, FatJoe214 wrote:
does NG have a queen or king?

Yes; JadeTheAssassin is both of them.


14.

Angry

Topic: citricsquid fucking loves teatowels

Posted: 10/22/09 11:54 AM

Forum: General

You should vacuum and clean the grout around your sink. That's fucking disgusting.


15.

Angry

Topic: Your favorite porno sites?

Posted: 10/22/09 11:45 AM

Forum: General


16.

Angry

Topic: fuck off maintenance

Posted: 10/22/09 11:25 AM

Forum: General

At 10/22/09 11:21 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: Oh shit! www.newgrounds.com/video

That's because you're a lowly forum moderator and not a video moderator with access.

We're still waiting to implement the adult section; gotta clear up a bunch of server space.


17.

Angry

Topic: fuck off maintenance

Posted: 10/22/09 11:20 AM

Forum: General

Awesome! The Video Portal is up too!


18.

Angry

Topic: Support Massachusetts Refugee Found

Posted: 10/22/09 10:09 AM

Forum: General

At 10/22/09 08:42 AM, Riech wrote: -Crime rates going up (anyone ever notice every time they put harsher restrictions that take guns out of the hands of civilians, crime rates increase?)

First; that's the dumbest logic I've ever heard. "If they make more laws, then the crime rate goes up!" It's almost like when more people buy cars, traffic seems to increase.

Also what makes you think if you gave more people access to guns, then less crimes would be committed?


19.

Angry

Topic: My 2nd Usmc Expert Rifle Qual

Posted: 10/22/09 10:01 AM

Forum: General

At 10/22/09 05:43 AM, PhysX wrote: I'm just glad I kept my expert shooting badge, it looks good for promotions

What paygrade are you?


20.

Angry

Topic: Oprah Please Gtfo Of The Us.

Posted: 10/22/09 09:48 AM

Forum: General

On the issue of what Oprah said; why shouldn't someone be proud of our society overcoming what we experienced only 2 generations ago where people could overlook something as tripe as race, and do just as MLK asked and "judge by the content of character?" Oh; but I forgot that Oprah wasn't born in segregated Mississippi and raised at the peak of Jim Crow America so she doesn't know what she's talking about.

As for what Oprah is allowed to do with her money in a capitalistic society, why does that even matter? In fact how does this even relate to what you quoted? Is it a crime to not have pride in how you earn money? You act like she doesn't donate money to help people in America. Fuck; she gave an entire audience cars.


21.

Angry

Topic: Help! I just took a bunch of X!

Posted: 10/21/09 09:50 PM

Forum: General

Damn, and here I am making something out of my life with a good paying job and all the casual sex I want. How I envy your waiting for a chick to come over and have sex with you only if she is under the influence of drugs.


22.

Angry

Topic: FL Studio 8, synth-maker

Posted: 10/21/09 09:46 PM

Forum: General

What the fuck are you asking?


23.

Angry

Topic: Hostage is bieng held at Walgreens!

Posted: 10/21/09 08:33 PM

Forum: General

Not mentioned by Las Vegas affiliates of NBC, FOX, CBS, ABC, or even the Las Vegas Review Journal or Las Vegas Sun.


24.

Angry

Topic: Nice grammar there, reporter!

Posted: 10/21/09 08:10 PM

Forum: General

And I was just thinking her topic was stupid.

Although beware of the parody.....


25.

Angry

Topic: Wheres chat? Fuck it I'll tell you.

Posted: 10/21/09 06:50 PM

Forum: General

The plan actually is to implement it in the upcoming update that includes the Video Portal.


26.

Angry

Topic: I just met Ken Shamrock!

Posted: 10/21/09 06:48 PM

Forum: General

At 10/21/09 06:31 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: The amount of consonants in your username automatically re-rejects the reality that you have substituted as your own.

I don't want to be the guy who shatters your perception of the validity of anything said online combined with the intent of the seriousness behind it, but.......


27.

Angry

Topic: I just met Ken Shamrock!

Posted: 10/21/09 06:25 PM

Forum: General

At 10/21/09 06:23 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: How many times have you met Tito, again? I forget...

Or I guess it's actually 3 times; I forgot the one in the middle.


28.

Angry

Topic: I just met Ken Shamrock!

Posted: 10/21/09 06:16 PM

Forum: General

At 10/21/09 06:09 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Looks are usually deceiving. He could probably wreck everybody you've ever met in your life.

Unless I've met Tito Ortiz twice.


29.

Angry

Topic: I just met Ken Shamrock!

Posted: 10/21/09 06:01 PM

Forum: General

Doesn't look so dangerous anymore now, does he?


30.

Angry

Topic: Taint

Posted: 10/21/09 05:44 PM

Forum: General

At 10/21/09 04:48 PM, Timmy wrote: Taint: nounThe area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts.

Taint is the area between a woman's vagina and butthole (because it taint her pussy and it taint her ass). Gooch is the correct term for the area between the nutsack and asshole for guys.


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