Only 94 days away until wwwyzzerdd day 2010. I hope I get a custom Newgrounds header for it.

WELL IPHONE FIRMWARE 3.16 SAYS I JUST WHOPPED YOUR ASS!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE; CUZ STONE COLD STEVE JOBS SAID SO!

From as much as I've heard about this party, I still really don't see why the BBC would actually offer him a soapbox to stand on. I understand the whole impartiality thing, but can you honestly say that the entire ideology of the BNP is mainstream enough to warrant attention?

This really only benefits them as a way of getting the attention that they cannot get regularly. I'm sure their supporters will now view this as a personal attack and actually try to empower their base. Hell; even someone who may not agree with the majority of things they say might catch light of one point he makes and actually be drawn to that. Believe me, that is possible; just look at all the lower-class people here in the US who believe the trickle-down theory benefits them, or angry right-to-lifers who are indifferent to war or the death penalty.

At 10/22/09 01:33 PM, liljim wrote: If you're in the UK and use digital television services, you can press the red button and see a list of comments that stream in throughout it. They almost always make me laugh.

Holy crap, British TV is pretty awesome.

Oh wait; he already pled guilty and will be sentenced in February; most likely a year.

Carter faces felony weapons charges and up to 15 years in prison if convicted.

That should be enough time to allow Auto-Tune to die out of music.

At 10/22/09 12:02 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 10/22/09 11:54 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: You should vacuum and clean the grout around your sink. That's fucking disgusting.

my sink? THERE IS NO SINK IN THESE PICTURES.

Oh; that's your stovetop? Holy shit, your whole place is filthy! I mean, I wanted to discuss teatowels but my attention is drawn away by the mess you wallow in every day. I'm sure the late Billy Mays would be rolling in his grave if he didn't have several bricks of coke on his sides.

At 10/22/09 11:55 AM, FatJoe214 wrote:

does NG have a queen or king?

Yes; JadeTheAssassin is both of them.

You should vacuum and clean the grout around your sink. That's fucking disgusting.

jcp.com

At 10/22/09 11:21 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: Oh shit! www.newgrounds.com/video

That's because you're a lowly forum moderator and not a video moderator with access.

We're still waiting to implement the adult section; gotta clear up a bunch of server space.

Awesome! The Video Portal is up too!

At 10/22/09 08:42 AM, Riech wrote: -Crime rates going up (anyone ever notice every time they put harsher restrictions that take guns out of the hands of civilians, crime rates increase?)

First; that's the dumbest logic I've ever heard. "If they make more laws, then the crime rate goes up!" It's almost like when more people buy cars, traffic seems to increase.

Also what makes you think if you gave more people access to guns, then less crimes would be committed?

At 10/22/09 05:43 AM, PhysX wrote: I'm just glad I kept my expert shooting badge, it looks good for promotions

What paygrade are you?

On the issue of what Oprah said; why shouldn't someone be proud of our society overcoming what we experienced only 2 generations ago where people could overlook something as tripe as race, and do just as MLK asked and "judge by the content of character?" Oh; but I forgot that Oprah wasn't born in segregated Mississippi and raised at the peak of Jim Crow America so she doesn't know what she's talking about.

As for what Oprah is allowed to do with her money in a capitalistic society, why does that even matter? In fact how does this even relate to what you quoted? Is it a crime to not have pride in how you earn money? You act like she doesn't donate money to help people in America. Fuck; she gave an entire audience cars.

Damn, and here I am making something out of my life with a good paying job and all the casual sex I want. How I envy your waiting for a chick to come over and have sex with you only if she is under the influence of drugs.

What the fuck are you asking?

Not mentioned by Las Vegas affiliates of NBC, FOX, CBS, ABC, or even the Las Vegas Review Journal or Las Vegas Sun.

And I was just thinking her topic was stupid.

Although beware of the parody.....

The plan actually is to implement it in the upcoming update that includes the Video Portal.

At 10/21/09 06:31 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: The amount of consonants in your username automatically re-rejects the reality that you have substituted as your own.

I don't want to be the guy who shatters your perception of the validity of anything said online combined with the intent of the seriousness behind it, but.......

At 10/21/09 06:23 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: How many times have you met Tito, again? I forget...

Or I guess it's actually 3 times; I forgot the one in the middle.

At 10/21/09 06:09 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Looks are usually deceiving. He could probably wreck everybody you've ever met in your life.

Unless I've met Tito Ortiz twice.

Doesn't look so dangerous anymore now, does he?

At 10/21/09 04:48 PM, Timmy wrote: Taint: nounThe area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts.

Taint is the area between a woman's vagina and butthole (because it taint her pussy and it taint her ass). Gooch is the correct term for the area between the nutsack and asshole for guys.

I'm sure that guy has injured a lot of women leading upto sex.

At 10/21/09 06:43 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: I'm mostly interested in things to do within walking distance of Times Square...

Subways to the other parts of the city are well within walking distance. Although everytime I have gone it's been mainly Times Square. Check out Chinatown and Little Italy (south of TS), or maybe the Bronx Zoo.

At 10/20/09 10:19 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: How about the ones that resembles Michael Jackson? Jacko, get it?

Yeah; I actually was expecting pumpkins related to Jacko or at least lampooning his death.

Wow; obviously a lot of you don't have big dicks.

Wow. Lucky glaucoma sufferers and AIDS patients.

If only federal law didn't ban smoking on flights.