Didn't McCain catch shit last time he ran in 2000 because of his "kid" situation?

You ginger-loving mother fucker.

At 8/29/08 10:30 PM, DanTheBard wrote:

:( this is what 666 thing means btw)

Devil, Satan, or Lucifer do not add up. Can you prove this yourself?

At 8/29/08 04:58 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: God gave you those giant legs for a reason.

Because he's a dick?

At 8/29/08 10:32 AM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Please tell me someone got my Mikey reference?

How about you give your post more than 3 minutes? Jesus.

3 hours ago. I can't believe you missed it.

Is that a scooter? DON'T FUCKING LIE!

Having to listen to this going into work everyday.

I'd take the naked Arab pyramid anyday.

Does it satisfy you to hold your audience in mind-numbing anticipation Mr. Tom Fulp? Do you think that people are not losing sleep over contemplating what may be? Is this how you get your jollies?

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING? I DEMAND THE TRUTH!

......That's the wayyyyyyyy they all became The Brady Bunch.

At 8/26/08 01:37 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Here is Accuweather's forecasted movement path. They are generally very good at Hurricane predictions.

Are they as good with predicting oncoming HADOKEN though?

At 8/27/08 09:24 PM, Z-esty wrote: that looks like fucking sunburn... not burnt skin

Step up to the plate then junior. Lets see you knock one out of the park.

It really sounds like your mother hates you so much that she would try to drown you, and not just that, but would allow you two to go without showering.

He's from planet Roids.

Your text is fucking humongous.

At 8/27/08 08:43 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: BOW, PUNY BOYS.

You know in most states that will get you registered.

YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO SAVE HER WAYNE!
YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO SAVE HER!

The worst thing you can do is not talk to her. Women are not typically offended if you are polite and try to talk to them, but just maybe you should get to know her before just jumping right at her. Just don't feel afraid of rejection, but unless you already knew her, you really dont have that much to lose.

Honestly, would anyone miss the US state of Georgia if it were invaded?

What a load of malarkey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbfebuBN6 SQ

no clue.

Why stop at just sounding and just go for the full effect? Like Robocop.

Not true. Samuel L. Jackson's soul is safely stowed away in a briefcase with the combination "666."

Whatever happened to ApeMcFeces?

I dunno. I probably wouldn't call the next day. Besides, I heard I've slept with tons of people.

Hmmm, I had all 4 of mine yanked and all I got was novicane during and generic aspirin afterwards.

Pussy.

And here I am thinking the issue would've been with Robert Downey Jr.

Keep in mind that someone else who probably won't find your shit funny has possession of your pizza and no eyes on them until your pizza arrives. All types of shit they could do.

10 minutes ago.