Lol I hate it.

That's fucking. AWESOME

At 10/1/08 05:07 PM, marchohare wrote: That's why he can's sue. He can't do anything. STUDENT: "He told me if I didn't re-write my paper in support of McCain and then vote for McCain, he was going to flunk me!" TEACHER: "Do you honestly believe an absurd story like that? Would a teacher, a professional, do such a stupid thing? Or is this student simply lying?"

Actually, he can win. It's called the US of A, and we live in it. You can sue over anything. Welcome to reality.

Shenanigans. No teacher is that retarded... wait, nvm.

At 10/1/08 11:25 AM, OsAmARaMa wrote: 13, male

How old is the girl you wanted to fondle with? 10?

Maybe...

Yeah.

At 10/1/08 11:24 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: How old are you and her?

/13/13. And err, I said some realllllly inappropriate shit. REALLY. Not to mention calling her parents nazis multiple times, and trying to get her to delete the damn aim logs.

hmm, I couldn't think of a title. Well anyways, her fucking mom followed her yesterday, and we went somewhere. She can't date, so she said.. left.. or something. So she proceeds to say that she went with me.. later... and she got grounded. Calls me around 11, and her fucking mom heard her on the phone. Oh and they want to meet me.

Oh and some of the shit my friend said, which I sent her... is a felony. Joy to me. AND, she has some nannyweb.. thing.. that blocks every single damn shit on the internet, including NG.

At 9/29/08 08:17 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote:

At 9/29/08 08:16 PM, xports wrote: Holy fuck, i hated that book.

I couldn't even stand to read it.
I will never pick up another book by George Orwell again...

You dumbshit, like if you ever read anything at all.

People: Subjective. Common opinion =/= TRUTH. Hint: By calling him a dumbshit, you call yourself a retard.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-a p-in-sexoffender-invas,0,2283659.story
... Jesus. H. Christ. Convicted sex offender snuck into a dudes house, the dude 53 year olds, choked the man (who had a heart condition) when he was in/near his 17yr old daughters room. The police found the 53 year old choking the life out of him..

Oh and, It's FRANKLIN pierce. >_>

At 9/28/08 11:35 AM, homor wrote: what about Jimmy carter?
all he did for four years was sit on his ass and wait for russia to have sex with every hole america had.
then ronald regan came along and fixed everything.

literal quote from a friend:

Hyuck, Jimmy carter aint that bad, I mean he din't do notin. Now reagen, he some bad bitch. 'n it's not McCain=Bush 3rd, it McCain=Bush 4th 'cause of Reagen.

Well.. He's also insane.. ./. Very insane.
/Extra thing so I can post this

Uh, Vince Flynn, has a long spy series. Pretty sweet.
Around 8ish books? Lots of death.

At 9/23/08 08:39 PM, Guardian-Angel wrote: I don't think people are getting this lame attempt at a joke. Fuck, stop taking epic fails so seriously and just insult the OPer until he's forced to shut down his computer before he breaks down into tears.

'cept, I didn't write it..

Russian Joke: The Alaskans are drunk retards.

Honestly, T-Mobile > Cingular. I know someone (family) who has both, and they ultimately prefer T-Mobile due to Service. Same with sprint.. it are sucks.

People, you are missing out on the fucking epicness. EPICNESS>

I just found this
http://www.mlive.com/news/kzgazette/inde x.ssf?/base/columns-5/1222093353163230.x ml&coll=7

Sarah Palin is everything Hillary Clinton is not

I just thought I'd write and share my joy with John McCain's selection of a running mate. Wow! A lady politician I can trust, a Second Amendment enthusiast, and she's pretty, too.

To now take the opportunity to rub salt in the wounds of one certain frothy mouthed feminist: Sarah Palin is everything that Hillary Clinton is not.

One is a dedicated American who realizes that God, guts and guns made this country and has kept us free for going on three centuries. Those who would have us disarm ourselves are no better than Bolsheviks and Nazis.

I just purchased an AK-47, in case the day comes when the Chinese decide to land on our West Coast. What is Clinton going to do. Bake them some cookies?

Praise the Lord and pass me some of that Chinese ammunition. Second Amendment forever!

Don Burdick

Bellevue

Surprise!! Buttsecks?!

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments .pl?IDLink=3870201

. Nice scam there huh? ;)

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments .pl?IDLink=3870201

At 9/13/08 10:22 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: How about no!!
No one is ever going to donate that much money
It's just a scam to make money for himself

They're more cynical, hell have an Athiest army, and are more willing to do it than you. You heartless bastard.

At 9/13/08 10:19 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote: Experimental cancer treatment is nice and all, but forking out 100k on a chance that it will work is a tad ludicrous.

First off: It's medicine. That's all they want, is medicine
Second: Medicaid refused to pay, so he's turning to us!
Third: Something similiar was on, and most of the Farkers actually called local news outlets, including CNN and NY Times, soz, I wanted to see what you guys can do.

I saw this on another site: A man needs 100k because medicaid won't cover the costs.

http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20 080913/NEWS/809120261/1007&title=Family_
turns_to_Web_for_help_with_sick_child

I found it on fark, the site that raised 15k dollars. I bet you fools won't even raise... 1000!

The children will not be missed for the epicness

At 9/12/08 05:29 PM, CrypticPoptart wrote: lol, cockberg. And I wouldn't buy that new electric car just yet, these could be fallowed by ice vaginas!

NG'ers and Farkers think alike I see.

At 9/12/08 05:07 PM, andhination wrote:

At 9/12/08 05:05 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: ...Lucky bastard...

Why do you want to live in England? It's fucking shite.

Seriously, getting kicked out of a park for not having a child, WTF?

...... win

Holy shit, the rapture is upon us

Meh, you're fine. Just as long as not your a furfag, I'm fine. with you. ... Are you a furfag?

Meh, they weigh like 70pounds, +. I want to see you taking on 20, 70+Lb'ers at the same time.

Here's another link, More indepth on the WHole, George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Rumsfield creatures..
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/200 5/06/050602011719.htm

http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/art icle?AID=/20080905/ART16/809050322

Well uh, I saw this on another site. Love the first one, but it shows a bunch of creatures named after celebs. Include: stephen colbert.. George bush.. .. READ IT>