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Author Search Results: 'WTL'

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Topic: Da Pink Knight

Posted: 05/01/09 12:46 AM

Forum: General

At 5/1/09 12:34 AM, HotActionYiffFur wrote:
At 5/1/09 12:32 AM, WTL wrote: any opinions?
Oh my it seems you didn't read the first reply!

Try again bro ;)

loosen up you douche


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Topic: Da Pink Knight

Posted: 05/01/09 12:32 AM

Forum: General

any opinions?


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Topic: Da Pink Knight

Posted: 05/01/09 12:21 AM

Forum: General

At 5/1/09 12:20 AM, RandomExploit wrote: What the why is this here

hurr durr


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Topic: Da Pink Knight

Posted: 05/01/09 12:15 AM

Forum: General

This game is really addicting / fun / challenging. why isn't it more towards the top page? Seriously underrated.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/reviews /493665

post high scores here


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Topic: Girl Thrown From Bridge

Posted: 01/29/09 12:21 AM

Forum: General

At 1/28/09 11:15 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: This is why I don't like the world in it's current state.

War!
Fuck the system!
War!
Fuck the system!
Fuck the system!!
War!
Fuck the system!
War!

you're a fucking idiot


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Topic: Lost my virginity

Posted: 01/29/09 12:19 AM

Forum: General

talk about it on the internet faggot.

enjoy your stds


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Topic: Slain toddler says "I love you"...

Posted: 01/27/09 08:36 PM

Forum: General

I was referring to the bitch who killed the kid, shes getting the death sentence


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Topic: picture of me dual wielding weapons

Posted: 01/27/09 08:32 PM

Forum: General

At 1/23/09 01:59 PM, Mr-Money wrote: Haha, this whole thread is so fucking dumb.

say that to my face


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Topic: Slain toddler says "I love you"...

Posted: 01/27/09 08:30 PM

Forum: General

bitch got owned


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Topic: Show NG your desktop!

Posted: 01/25/09 11:05 PM

Forum: General

sup

Show NG your desktop!


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Topic: picture of me dual wielding weapons

Posted: 01/22/09 11:42 PM

Forum: General

At 1/22/09 09:37 PM, bodom-child wrote: Your Novelty Hammer does not impress me
My Orc Sword shall slay thee on the battle field!

dude i have that one too whered you get it


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Topic: picture of me dual wielding weapons

Posted: 01/22/09 09:29 PM

Forum: General

At 1/22/09 07:26 PM, Onizero wrote: Leave the BBS. Don't come back until you've gotten a life.

i do have a life i have a cane and a mallet and other awesome things what do you have loser?


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Topic: poem i wrote about my life...

Posted: 01/22/09 09:27 PM

Forum: General

i so lonely i dont fit in anywhere i cant keep any of my friends at my jr high
and i dont know what to do im fat and i wear these stupid glasses and braces and people
call me names Like braceface and four-eyez and pizza face or tubby i dont know how
i can get people to like me i try and wear cool clothes from ll bean and i have this one tony hawke
sweatshirt but still people just treat me mean


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Topic: picture of me dual wielding weapons

Posted: 01/22/09 06:56 PM

Forum: General

At 1/21/09 10:04 PM, iMiserable wrote: You like like Zach Effron if he were in Mortal Kombat.

not cool man


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Topic: is there a new version of...

Posted: 01/22/09 06:27 PM

Forum: General

nope you just have a shit computer


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Topic: picture of me dual wielding weapons

Posted: 01/21/09 09:11 PM

Forum: General

i guess i could teach some of you how to get laid


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Topic: Holy crap moments.

Posted: 01/21/09 09:11 PM

Forum: General

one time i died


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Topic: picture of me dual wielding weapons

Posted: 01/21/09 12:24 AM

Forum: General

At 1/21/09 12:22 AM, Mrmilkcarton wrote: Your nips are hard in that last picture.

Are you coming on to me?

its called being awesome


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Topic: picture of me dual wielding weapons

Posted: 01/20/09 11:19 PM

Forum: General

At 1/20/09 08:38 PM, EL-7 wrote:
At 1/19/09 09:47 PM, WTL wrote: hey guys just got a new mallet and i found that cane what do you think i am pretty much a warrior
I own the same plastic mallet...

i actually welded and forged that shit tbqh.


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Topic: American winning canadian lottery

Posted: 01/20/09 11:17 PM

Forum: General

just shows that america is better


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Topic: the 5 best minutes of ur life!

Posted: 01/20/09 09:12 PM

Forum: General

obviously raping someone


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Topic: So Today in Chemistry...

Posted: 01/20/09 09:07 PM

Forum: General

At 1/20/09 09:07 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote:
At 1/20/09 09:06 PM, WTL wrote: no why would i wanna talk about this site in real life like some sort of loser
Because you are some sort of loser.

well your mom


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Topic: So Today in Chemistry...

Posted: 01/20/09 09:06 PM

Forum: General

no why would i wanna talk about this site in real life like some sort of loser


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Topic: Am I romantic?

Posted: 01/20/09 09:02 PM

Forum: General

At 1/20/09 08:50 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote:
Yeah. While my fatty girlfriend is sucking my dick, im going to be thinking how I would give this up in a second to be just like WTL and dual wield a total of three fucking dollars in weapons.

rofl gj being desperate getting with a fatty loser


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Topic: the story game

Posted: 01/20/09 09:00 PM

Forum: General

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. - That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, - That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. - Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. - And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.


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Topic: Am I romantic?

Posted: 01/20/09 08:47 PM

Forum: General

At 1/20/09 08:43 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote:
At 1/20/09 08:42 PM, WTL wrote: rofl nice whale of a girlfriend bro
DUDE

Your a faggot with a cane and a plastic war hammer. Real epic win you got there.

And she did respond, but I didnt think you needed to see that.

you try to hard, and you have a fatty girlfriend, shows how much of a pussy you are rofl i dual wield weapons and all you can do is cry to your fatty girlfriend about her teen angst, nice life bro


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Topic: 2009 Super Bowl Discussion Thread

Posted: 01/20/09 08:46 PM

Forum: General

football is boring as shit and the people who watch and talk about it are also boring as shit


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Topic: Am I romantic?

Posted: 01/20/09 08:42 PM

Forum: General

rofl nice whale of a girlfriend bro


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Topic: Newgrounds is changing.

Posted: 01/20/09 08:40 PM

Forum: General

because you as someone who hasn't even been here for a year has seen so much.


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