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1.

Expressionless

Topic: misery inspires

Posted: 09/17/09 02:19 AM

Forum: General

I really don't care about any thing you just said. Get out of my face you flaccid penis!


2.

None

Topic: misery inspires

Posted: 09/17/09 12:07 AM

Forum: General

At 9/16/09 11:14 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: I like how you think that two stolen quotes from Waking Life are substance enough to make a topic.

its a topic about the movie


3.

Expressionless

Topic: misery inspires

Posted: 09/16/09 10:21 PM

Forum: General

They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?
On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion.


4.

Expressionless

Topic: Knuck If You Buck

Posted: 07/02/09 01:30 PM

Forum: General

Negus - a Ethiopian king.

NOW SHOW ME YOUR FLACCID PENIS!

5.

Shouting

Topic: Nigaz

Posted: 07/02/09 01:20 PM

Forum: General

Man do you know what a Negus is?


6.

Shouting

Topic: Non mod with mod powers?

Posted: 07/01/09 08:45 PM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 08:19 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 7/1/09 07:53 PM, wtb wrote: ok so some of you do think I'm a freak and some think I'm cool. I'll just keep an eye on how things go when I keep posing. not gonna change the way I post.
NO I'M NOT ALLOWING YOU TO KILL THIS THREAD OFF, I WANT THAT VERY HONOUR.

Whoever replies after me is a complete asshole and I hate them. Let me killll the thread.

Hahaha, Yeah That's another thing I wanted to see was going to end my thread. Lets see who can do it...


7.

Resigned

Topic: Non mod with mod powers?

Posted: 07/01/09 07:53 PM

Forum: General

ok so some of you do think I'm a freak and some think I'm cool. I'll just keep an eye on how things go when I keep posing. not gonna change the way I post.


8.

None

Topic: Non mod with mod powers?

Posted: 07/01/09 07:13 PM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 06:36 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: It's a coincidence, but I highly recommend bragging about your topic killing skills with a sig image. It'll get people's attention, and they may start posting after you just to be assholes and ruin your topic killing (which is exactly what you want, in this case).

I Don't have photo shop. and bragging is for tools.

At 7/1/09 06:36 PM, Luis wrote:
At 7/1/09 06:34 PM, Proottalfain wrote: You are an evil person.
yea im frankly frightened to ever even ban you wtb. i dont want you flying your plane into my house :(

I do know how to fly a plane....

At 7/1/09 06:38 PM, killa9512 wrote: your sig has ENDOFLINE it in, so there for................

tehehehe.

At 7/1/09 06:50 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Your random, but not unexpected and funny, just awkward and wierd.

:: Your an unpleasent person to talk/post to.

see I told you so every one.


9.

Resigned

Topic: Non mod with mod powers?

Posted: 07/01/09 06:32 PM

Forum: General

So I've noticed that almost every thread I post in, depending on how good of a topic it is, gets 1) a severely halted reply count, 2) gets no reply's after me, or 3) just powers through and keeps going because its a god damn good topic. I figure it is because I grace the thread with my social awkwardness and no one finds the need to post in the thread any more OR that every one hates me so they just don't want to post near me.
example here, and here, also here. You can just go through my posts and see how many threads I damage, I don't mean to I'm just posting what I feel like. And I Don't really feel like its a power, more of a curse I just didn't have a good word for the thread title.
My main point is there are to many examples for it to be a coincidence, so why the fuck do you all hate me? Or don't like posting after me?


10.

None

Topic: I got a really good deal on a bass

Posted: 07/01/09 06:01 PM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 05:56 PM, TAUfanatic wrote: bla bla bla

hey yeah me too dood.

like my shades?

I got a really good deal on a bass


11.

Resigned

Topic: If I was a firetruck

Posted: 07/01/09 05:50 PM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 04:40 PM, yodd wrote: I'd shoot my hose all over everyone

GET IT HAHAHAHAHA

who is hose?


12.

None

Topic: Anatomy Question

Posted: 07/01/09 02:02 AM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 02:00 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
In case you're particularly sensitive, I'll clarify here. The above paragraph wasn't serious.

I lol'd so hard at the kids face in that link.


13.

None

Topic: what do the jonas brothers...

Posted: 07/01/09 02:00 AM

Forum: General

they have never damaged my ears so I really wouldn't know.


14.

Elated

Topic: Quick question: One hour or none?

Posted: 07/01/09 01:58 AM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 01:56 AM, flashplayer5 wrote: Okay newgrounds I'm on the morning of a successful all-nighter (with a reason, not just for fun), and I intend to "get up" around 8AM and start my day. It is now 6:55AM.

My question is:

Is it better to grab one hour of sleep or just power through?

you will feel like shit if you sleep an hour and wake up. power through, you have great sleep tomorrow.


15.

None

Topic: A1 steak sauce.

Posted: 07/01/09 12:47 AM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 12:43 AM, Roboy wrote:
At 7/1/09 12:31 AM, Adio wrote: A1 is by far the best condiment on the planet.
'THE FUCK YOU SAY!?!?!

OH FUCK
I can really drink that stuff, no joke. If you buy me a bottle I will chug the hole thing and then put it on youtube.


16.

None

Topic: lol @ deathcore+their fanbase

Posted: 07/01/09 12:45 AM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 12:41 AM, Gore-Hound wrote: oh wow

YOUR CAR WASH SUCKS!

I Don't really like Deathcore.

17.

Happy

Topic: Fruit2O bong water?

Posted: 07/01/09 12:44 AM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 12:42 AM, Quickaluminum wrote: Hey, I was just curious if anyone has any experience with fruit2o as bong water? I dont have a readably accessible source of tap water, so this is my only option lol.

I only have a my bud, the bong, and fruit2O, i dont have like a reular bowl or whatever. I really want to smoke this stinky cali weed I picked up not too long ago lol

thnaks,
Quick

Really you can put anything liquid in your bong as long as it doesn't give off toxic fumes. You'll be good man.


18.

None

Topic: A1 steak sauce.

Posted: 07/01/09 12:33 AM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 12:31 AM, Adio wrote: Thirsty? Drink some.

nah I'm good.

I can actually say, I have never tasted the stuff.


19.

Expressionless

Topic: My future ain't looking hot.

Posted: 07/01/09 12:31 AM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 12:23 AM, jewgrounds wrote:
At 6/30/09 11:47 PM, wtb wrote:
At 6/30/09 11:46 PM, igott wrote: Any advice on being homeless?
suck lots of dick.
And if you're good at it, never do it for free.

My point exactly .


20.

None

Topic: My future ain't looking hot.

Posted: 06/30/09 11:47 PM

Forum: General

At 6/30/09 11:46 PM, igott wrote: Any advice on being homeless?

suck lots of dick.


21.

Expressionless

Topic: Photoshop George Lopez

Posted: 06/30/09 11:36 PM

Forum: General

At 6/30/09 11:35 PM, ScorchedMoose wrote:
At 6/30/09 08:48 PM, Chdonga wrote: Ooh. What happened to your face, George?
You gave him the Rihanna look.

Too soon?

It was never too soon...


22.

Misunderstood

Topic: I Hate Posting After Scarab.

Posted: 06/28/09 06:24 PM

Forum: General

At 6/28/09 06:23 PM, Twilight wrote: Anyone else "NGer" enough to say they suck as a person?

Don't even get me started....


23.

None

Topic: Death of Billy Mays

Posted: 06/28/09 06:18 PM

Forum: General

At 6/28/09 06:17 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:

:to one of the greatest men to ever walk this earth.

.....B..........BW......BAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA


24.

None

Topic: Does anyone have..

Posted: 06/28/09 05:50 PM

Forum: General

At 6/28/09 05:48 PM, jackelhammer wrote: Cool story bro

you couldn't put something better than cool story bro for your first post?!

Related:
this?


25.

Expressionless

Topic: The pet post!

Posted: 06/28/09 05:15 PM

Forum: General

mine. 5 week old Siberian husky.

The pet post!


26.

Elated

Topic: How would you like to die, sir?

Posted: 06/28/09 05:07 PM

Forum: General

been workin' on this one for a while, here it goes.

first I would get on top of the Burj Dubai, and jump off doing as many back flips as I can on the way down setting the world record for most back flips in one jump. then right before I hit the ground I pull the shotgun off my back and blow my face off. Once I hit the ground the explosives covering my body would explode and destroy the building I jumped off of and many people around me, no one will know what happened or will they try to recreate it.


27.

Winking

Topic: Does This Picture...

Posted: 06/28/09 02:20 PM

Forum: General

At 6/28/09 01:50 AM, SohlTofang wrote: I like this picture better

I like it A lot better.


28.

None

Topic: I Have a Foot Fetish

Posted: 06/28/09 02:22 AM

Forum: General

SHOW ME YOUR FLACCID PENIS YOU NGER!

/caps

29.

None

Topic: I swear to you...

Posted: 06/28/09 01:26 AM

Forum: General

At 6/28/09 01:24 AM, esko-man wrote: ... on all that is holy, this half gallon of orange juice will be in my tumtum before sunrise!

I'm going to have to piss pretty bad.

cool story bro?
its 1:24 am...


30.

Crying

Topic: Don't forget the e in Newgrounds.

Posted: 06/27/09 08:02 PM

Forum: General

My eyes! they buurrrn!


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