I completely forgot that was there.

So no, I don't use it.

Are you black, by any chance?

I don't plan on ever getting married, or having kids, for that matter.

Married couples and children are two things that often annoy me.

At 5/7/09 02:29 PM, Brick-top wrote: Sometimes I wonder if people are revolving their entire lives around this quirky little site.

Yes.

Is that a bad thing?

Anything. I haven't eating since yesterday morning.

I hate being poor.

What the fuck.

Yeah, I've been getting it as well.

I thought it was Youtube, though.

I don't see what was funny enough to make you laugh out loud in that sentence.

I did, until I was 19.

Pretty awkward, sometimes.

Falling off of a bunk bed onto an exposed metal fan blade when I was, I think, 3.

Explains some shit.

At 5/4/09 07:00 PM, Psycho-Pickle wrote: How can people be stupid enough not to know if its not from you or another staff member its probably fake. I seriously doubt that Absenthe would send out Pm's like that.

I have my doubts as well. Considering he doesn't exist.

I don't get why someone would believe anything the mods say anyways, even if it was the real absent.

They wouldn't hesitate to PM someone about it just for the lulz.

1280x1024.

At 5/3/09 04:45 PM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 5/3/09 04:44 PM, Sinitech wrote:

At 5/3/09 04:40 PM, RKthrilla wrote: So you want making fun of people illegal?

It already is. It's called "hazing".

So I wouldn't be able to say "LOL YOU'RE A GINGER YOU HAVE NO SOUL"?

Unfortunately not. Around here, school kids get in trouble for commenting on someone's shoe color in a negative tone.

At 5/3/09 04:32 PM, Gagsy wrote: This thread lacks pictures of our pubes. Am I going to have to go first?

I encourage you to do so.

Show us how it's done, pl0x.

This thread confuses me. A Goddess is supposed to be a woman, no? Then would a God not be a man?

As soon as I saw the sender's name I deleted it.

What's sad is that there's probably a bunch of people downloading it right now.

I think it's fairly normal to feel as you do. You eventually get desensitized to things of that nature, I don't see why you should care that this stupid woman hurt her ankle. It was her fault, it didn't really effect you in any serious way, there's no reason to care about it.

At 5/1/09 01:21 AM, RageVI wrote: Obligatory close up

It's eyes are piercing into my fuckin' soul, man.

Trippy shit.

It's all hairy and shit. You should just leave it trapped until it starves to death.

That's the humane thing to do.

Yay, Pico Day.

I went and got my Pico medals.

I don't understand any of this.

Why is the topic title warning?

What are you talking about? Who's abs? What girl?

I got drunk and cut my dick and balls off, then poured salt and hot sauce on them, and fed them to my cat.

Oh God, that's all we need, Mexican ninjers running around.

They already get across the border easy enough as it is.

I don't understand how someone thought that would be a good idea.

That thing is creepy as shit, why the hell would I lick it?

Everyone knows there's not really chicken in KFC.

Soylent Green, anyone?

No, I hate my level icon. My entire userpage is dedicated to hating my level icon.

Browsing NG for 19 hours straight while listening to the same song over and over again.

That's gross. Put some pig semen in it, and it'll be fine, though.