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Response to: I was in Special Forces, son Posted December 6th, 2010 in General

At 12/6/10 06:58 PM, TheGrim wrote:
If you have better things to do, WHY ARE YOU ON NEWGROUNDS?

If anyone else responds to TheGrim after this I will be disappoint.

Response to: How Much Are You Worth? Posted December 5th, 2010 in General

If I was in some kind of auction and I could name my own price, I would probably start the bidding on my self at something like $75,000. That seems pretty cheap for a person, to me. I don't value myself very much.

Someone who I didn't know would probably be somewhere around the same. I don't know anything about them, so I can't go very high or very low, but there's still sort of a base "this is a Human and it should at least be this much" cost.

Response to: Empathy & Humanity Posted December 4th, 2010 in General

At 12/4/10 06:38 AM, WaterShake wrote:
1] Are humans naturally violent?

I think yes is a pretty obvious answer for this question, I won't give a reason as to why because I would just be repeating things the other posts have already gone over.

2] Is utopia achievable?

No. Utopia is impossible as long as there is someone with a different opinion, and there will always be someone with a different opinion.

3] Are you empathetic towards others?

I find it very difficult to have any real feelings toward other people. There are a (very) few exceptions, but for the most part, people are distant and difficult to relate to for me.

4] In the past, Rifkin argues that circles of empathies extended only within the tribes that human lived in. As humanity developed, empathy grew beyond tribes into larger networks, such as towns and nations. Is it possible, with the advancement of the internet, that humanity will become one, single empathetic network?

I'm not entirely sure I understand this question. Are you asking if the internet will help spread empathy? If that's the case, it seems to me that it's doing the exact opposite.

5] Do you donate money to charity?

No.

6] When was the last time you did anything truly selfless?

This question is very vague. "Selflessness" can be perceived as something as common and insignificant as holding a door open for someone, to pushing someone out of the way of traffic. I don't think "true" selflessness exists, as there is always an ulterior motive.

Response to: The Heirarchy of the Gay world Posted December 2nd, 2010 in General

We get it, you're gay.

Congratulations.

Response to: If you had a gun.. Posted December 1st, 2010 in General

inb4 cock gun

Response to: I'll Make a Cartoon picture of you. Posted November 27th, 2010 in General

At 11/27/10 06:29 PM, HayBayBee wrote:
No it's fine. :P

He made you look like an inbred Mexican.

Response to: PM Contacts List Posted May 7th, 2009 in General

I completely forgot that was there.

So no, I don't use it.

Response to: Stupidest thing ever! Posted May 7th, 2009 in General

Are you black, by any chance?

Response to: I Had A Holy Shit Moment: Marriage Posted May 7th, 2009 in General

I don't plan on ever getting married, or having kids, for that matter.

Married couples and children are two things that often annoy me.

Response to: The NG...community? Posted May 7th, 2009 in General

At 5/7/09 02:29 PM, Brick-top wrote: Sometimes I wonder if people are revolving their entire lives around this quirky little site.

Yes.

Is that a bad thing?

Response to: Foods you could go for right now. Posted May 7th, 2009 in General

Anything. I haven't eating since yesterday morning.

I hate being poor.
Response to: I sniffed my mother's panties. Posted May 7th, 2009 in General

What the fuck.

Response to: NG has popups!?!?! Posted May 6th, 2009 in General

Yeah, I've been getting it as well.

I thought it was Youtube, though.

Response to: Wow Posted May 6th, 2009 in General

I don't see what was funny enough to make you laugh out loud in that sentence.

Response to: Bedwetting Posted May 6th, 2009 in General

I did, until I was 19.

Pretty awkward, sometimes.
Response to: First Memories Posted May 5th, 2009 in General

Falling off of a bunk bed onto an exposed metal fan blade when I was, I think, 3.

Explains some shit.
Response to: ATTENTION DUMMIES! Posted May 4th, 2009 in General

At 5/4/09 07:00 PM, Psycho-Pickle wrote: How can people be stupid enough not to know if its not from you or another staff member its probably fake. I seriously doubt that Absenthe would send out Pm's like that.

I have my doubts as well. Considering he doesn't exist.

Response to: ATTENTION DUMMIES! Posted May 4th, 2009 in General

I don't get why someone would believe anything the mods say anyways, even if it was the real absent.

They wouldn't hesitate to PM someone about it just for the lulz.

Response to: Screen resolutions Posted May 3rd, 2009 in General

1280x1024.

Response to: My first pube. Posted May 3rd, 2009 in General

At 5/3/09 04:32 PM, Gagsy wrote: This thread lacks pictures of our pubes. Am I going to have to go first?

I encourage you to do so.

Show us how it's done, pl0x.

Response to: Picture goddess in your head Posted May 1st, 2009 in General

This thread confuses me. A Goddess is supposed to be a woman, no? Then would a God not be a man?

Response to: Very Important Alert Pm Trojan Posted May 1st, 2009 in General

As soon as I saw the sender's name I deleted it.

What's sad is that there's probably a bunch of people downloading it right now.

Response to: Is there something wrong with me? Posted May 1st, 2009 in General

I think it's fairly normal to feel as you do. You eventually get desensitized to things of that nature, I don't see why you should care that this stupid woman hurt her ankle. It was her fault, it didn't really effect you in any serious way, there's no reason to care about it.

Response to: Huge goddamned spider Posted May 1st, 2009 in General

At 5/1/09 01:21 AM, RageVI wrote: Obligatory close up

It's eyes are piercing into my fuckin' soul, man.

Trippy shit.

Response to: Huge goddamned spider Posted May 1st, 2009 in General

It's all hairy and shit. You should just leave it trapped until it starves to death.

That's the humane thing to do.

Response to: Happy Pico Day! Posted April 30th, 2009 in NG News

Yay, Pico Day.

I went and got my Pico medals.
Response to: oops I swallowed a bead Posted April 29th, 2009 in General

I got drunk and cut my dick and balls off, then poured salt and hot sauce on them, and fed them to my cat.

Response to: Now I'm a Ninjer! Posted April 28th, 2009 in General

Oh God, that's all we need, Mexican ninjers running around.

They already get across the border easy enough as it is.

Response to: Massive photo op fail Posted April 27th, 2009 in General

I don't understand how someone thought that would be a good idea.

Response to: Don't you just wanna give it a lick Posted April 27th, 2009 in General

That thing is creepy as shit, why the hell would I lick it?