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At 4/22/10 05:00 PM, chiefindomer wrote:

How about...

5. "pshh I can put up 290 with my cock"

Actually that'd be 4, because I repeated the first one.

Choose a joke:

1. More than you.
2. I benched your mother last night.
2a. I sometimes mix up benching and sex.
3. All of it.
4. Plain ol' "More than you".

I can't choose.

Nice. Though I just like to use my foot. Or some string. Works real well.

At 4/22/10 04:41 PM, Trystlions wrote: Submit a piece of quality flash animation

He's just a man, not a god, bro.

At 4/22/10 04:01 PM, drknes wrote:

At 4/22/10 03:54 PM, protoAuthor wrote: Violin is NOT eclectic.

You're pretty fucking stupid they do have electric violins.

You're pretty illiterate, bro.
Try again, and take your time reading those hard words.

At 4/22/10 04:01 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

...Eclectic isn't a genre or scene. It's a philosophy that drives to take the best from multiple different sources and perspectives. It's having a wide range of taste

Well, thanks for informing me that. No sarcasm. I love being proven wrong, because then I'm not wrong anymore.

At 4/22/10 03:57 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 4/22/10 03:54 PM, protoAuthor wrote: Violin is NOT eclectic.

Alone, no it's not. Violin, Piano, Mandolin, Guitar, Bass, Drum, Clarinet, Chello, Etc

Being a fan of all those instruments together would be eclectic.

You sure you know what that word means?

Not entirely. But I usually associate it with underground kinda stuff. Stuff that's never been popular. Underdog.

Violin is NOT eclectic.

My computer just punched me in the face, what the fuck?

You should make a high-budget movie for a big production company about the horrors of war.

At 4/22/10 02:46 PM, greatwh1teshark wrote:

At 4/22/10 02:19 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: If the end of the world is near I want to spend my last hours with my girlfriend.

good for you schizo0sephy, as for you protoauthor you're right, jesus is coming back to save Canadians from lesbian vampires.

No, no, the lesbians are being attacked by vampires, and skinned so the vampires can walk in the daylight. He'll team up with famed mexican wrestler El Santos, too.

Fight crime by fixing the education system.

Run for president.

Find a more efficient energy source.

Good for you, OP.
Glad to see people sticking with their goals.
Hope you hit your desired weight.

Well, Jesus IS coming back. With a new look, too! To save Canadian lesbians from Vampires!

At 4/22/10 01:20 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote:

At 4/22/10 01:19 PM, ElectricToothbrush wrote:

At 4/22/10 01:19 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: Ive been hearing rumors that trey parker was killed is that true?

Threatened, but not killed, no.

God damn you 4chan!

Wait, you trusted 4Chan?

At 4/22/10 01:19 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: Ive been hearing rumors that trey parker was killed is that true?

Doubt it.

Alfred Ashford.

At 4/20/10 10:44 PM, 5FootLobster wrote: well obama was made in a lab by combining cockroach, turnip, and monkey DNA

No, that wasn't Obama. That was a lawyer.
Obama was snips, a dictionary, a suit, and Chemical X.

I sort of own a Herters SA22, which my grandfather left me.

It's a little .22LR copy of the Single Action Army. I can't put it together right, though, the hammer doesn't lock.

At 4/22/10 12:05 AM, COMboy112 wrote:

making COD series into a mediocore WWII FPS

Ummm... Anyone else wanna tell him or can I?

At 4/21/10 10:18 PM, sinfulwolf wrote:

Can you not see that posted was dripping sarcasm. I'm pretty sure each letter was dripping out of my computer screen.

Dude, it was dripping out of MY screen. You owe me a carpet cleaning to get those pesky "e"s out!

At 4/21/10 10:06 PM, protoAuthor wrote: You have prestige?

Hey, I still have all my weapons.
But, whatever.

I mean, hope you enjoy that title that don't mean a thing.

You have prestige?

Hey, I still have all my weapons.
But, whatever.

At 4/21/10 09:59 PM, supperman2 wrote:

At 4/21/10 09:53 PM, protoAuthor wrote: Dude, it took me like, 5 hours at the MOST, INCLUDING cutscenes, once I got the Typewriter.
It's not THAT lengthy.

That's impossible and you know it. 5 hours including cutscenes would only get you midway through the second chapter at most, if you speedrun like a motherfucker.

Okay, 7 hours. It's not that long, dude. I'm gonna have to play it again, but it's really not that long.

At 4/21/10 09:51 PM, Gustavos wrote: Scetchy, if you ran past every zombie in the game, and had infinite healing items to cure all the hits you take, and if you somehow glitched your way past the bosses, and had a Chicago Typewriter, you STILL would not be able to finish the game in six hours. On my second playthrough, where I knew what to do and had no trouble finishing it whatsoever, it took me just over 21 hours. Around 25 for my very first file. Next to the God of War games, Resident Evil 4 is the lengthiest action game of all time that isn't an RPG

Dude, it took me like, 5 hours at the MOST, INCLUDING cutscenes, once I got the Typewriter.
It's not THAT lengthy.

I loved making Ethan's life MISERABLE.

Personally, I prefer MW2 to TF2. Dunno why. Maybe because Valve's too genius, and I like unintentional humor more nowadays.

But Silent Hill 2 is still the best game ever.

I like the art, AND you have piqued my interest in Taoism, one of the few mythologies I have not studied.

20 points for you, good sir.