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At 5/27/14 04:43 PM, Spedmallet wrote:

3. Outlawing any form of pornography other than normal intercourse (for example, fetishes, snuff), punishable by mandatory jail time.

You're demonizing fetishes, and homosexuality, by the way. Also snuff is already banned BECAUSE IT'S MURDER.

Seriously, what makes YOU the alpha and omega on what sex is NORMAL? So say someone is turned on by feet, is it your right or mine to say they shouldn't be?

Also, it's their bodies and lives, it's not my problem nor the law's if they sacrifice it to pornography. It's at least more productive than wrestling.

At 5/29/14 01:16 PM, Nationals1995 wrote: Sometimes I question reality when I see people develop unhealthy obsessions with things that don't even exist and are just on a computer screen. Not just this, but also bullying and threatening other people like it's a joke.

One question, why?

I'd be a SILLY GOOSE and just say kill yourself, but honestly, it kind of is a joke. It's the internet. I just got told to kill myself yesterday, I thought it was pretty funny. Live life, don't worry.

abort everyone hail satan

All you gotta do is call 866-RON-0FEZ 12:00-300 EST and ask Chris Stanley. He knows everything about being a centaur, because he is one

At 5/17/14 02:19 PM, MontosBonos wrote:

At 5/17/14 02:18 PM, protoAuthor wrote: because u touch urself 2 this woman

Hmm...

stop that, youtube wont let you subscribe to people if you keep doing that

At 5/16/14 06:48 PM, BoobMarley wrote:

Male Cleric (Faggoty): "Why do we always end up in this type of situations? I wish Parn was here."

hahahahaha 4edgy8me, OP

holy shit she looks like a realdoll

fuck

At 5/16/14 11:01 PM, Piemix wrote:

There's a couple things I'm worried about. Since I'm alone, i'd like to avoid as much violence as possible at this show.

whoa holy shit look at the fuckn serial killa we got here ladies and gents. dont trust yourself to not murder hot chicks, i see?

stand back, ladies and gents, he might fucking brutally murder you and rape your corpse, hes a loner at an nyc hardcore show.

Seriously, though, lighten the fuck up, maybe ask a pretty girl if she wants to go, and enjoy yourself even if you're alone.

Denny Falcone wishes you luck, brother.

Your Mom's Box is the WORST fucking console of all time. It's smelly and big and nothing good comes out of it.

At 5/16/14 02:57 PM, jjtninja wrote: I've been working on a Creepypasta series for awhile now and am nearly finish. Please feel free to read.
http://jjtninja.deviantart.com/gallery/49069075
If there's any typos or incorrect word flow please let me know, I'd appreciate it. Thanks!

Creepypasta is lame, you seem to have some writing chops, do better and more original shit.

At 5/16/14 03:51 PM, JRob wrote:

At 5/16/14 05:27 AM, protoAuthor wrote:

At 5/16/14 05:26 AM, Boss wrote: but I hope I don't ever truly insult someone on the other side of the screen.

faggot, get on my level

>telling Boss to get on his level
>fails to use quotes properly

This fucking guy

Negro, I'm BIG Boss. I killed Boss in fucking Groznj Grad.

At 5/16/14 07:58 AM, Vnzi wrote:

Well, let me help you out here. Do you feel attracted to girls? Do you think in your head when you see a hot woman, "I can have sex with that magnificent creature"?

If so, you are straight. Asexuality is not having any sort of sexual attraction whatsoever.

My personal thoughts are "I would lie down with that beautiful goddess, and make love in the missionary position purely for the purpose of recreation, if only she'd let me."

hahahaha this thread is fuckin' great.

Denny Falcone wishes you luck, silly goose

Oh shit, forgot my bit to post. This is my FAVORITE Ron & Fez bit EVER. It's a great gauge to see if you're gonna like Ron & Fez.

Listen as a man tries to get a cat to say cookie. For TWO HOURS

If any of you understood the images I've been posting recently, you likely listen to the two greatest radio shows on earth, Opie & Anthony and Ron & Fez (noon to tree). I know one person got it, so I figured I'd start a radio thread.

Radio's pretty much dead aside from those two shows, but if you have any favorite shows, post them, maybe your favorite bits, memorable breaks, that shit.

If you listen to radio just to hear music, you're a lame-o that should just get an mp3 player, get out of my thread, pic related

At 5/16/14 07:41 AM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 5/16/14 07:38 AM, protoAuthor wrote: The joke was that they keep all that shit bottled up outside of the therapist's office and are not a healthy couple whatsoever, despite trying to fake it, that they can't communicate honestly outside of that office. lrn2subtxt, scrub

I take things as they are, sorry to say.

If that is what they were going for, it was kind of poorly done

In my opinion, don't get butthurt now

I ain't even mad

Just look at my face

This is my face

Do you see my face?

Goddammit newgrounds, is this enough FUCKING TEXT FOR YOU?

I'm just Dennising

At 5/16/14 07:35 AM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 5/15/14 10:55 PM, protoAuthor wrote: Fuck you, the dialogue was amazing.

I'm glad you thought so, but some of the parts were super horrible to me.

Like when Micheal and Amanda go for counseling, yell like fucking banshees at each other in the office, and then literally walk at all calm like "I love you".

I was like "What the fuck was that shit?"

The joke was that they keep all that shit bottled up outside of the therapist's office and are not a healthy couple whatsoever, despite trying to fake it, that they can't communicate honestly outside of that office. lrn2subtxt, scrub

>Finger on trigger while reloading

Aw shit dawg

At 5/14/14 11:11 AM, WahyahRanger wrote: I can't post mine apparently.

It's "Illegal text"

What

Child porn fanfics don't count as emojis

Y'all mothafuckas need dennis

At 3/29/14 07:47 AM, InsectGadget wrote: I personally disagree with gay Marriage and think it's the first step into something awful for you UK people.

But SomethingAwful is the best forum on the 'Net!

At 5/16/14 06:19 AM, Boss wrote:

At 5/16/14 06:08 AM, protoAuthor wrote:

jesus christ you selfserving philosopher wannabe get over yourself

it's the fucking internet it is not that goddamn serious

woah u pissed you didnt catch tha sarcasm their ya fokkin twat m8

ah fuck ya got me. god damn you you carny motherfuker

At 5/14/14 10:48 PM, protoAuthor wrote:

At 5/14/14 10:44 PM, koopahermit wrote: my fellow ngers?

Missed a couple letters

Come on, NO ONE fucking got this one? There should be a LITTLE bit of outrage, if I do say so myself.

Maybe all the people who are smart enough to get it are all people who are also smart enough to find it funny.

At 5/16/14 06:06 AM, Boss wrote: I don't think most websites are small enough for the problem to be the communities as a whole at all any more. The real problem we ought to be looking at is individuals within the communities. Anyone supporting and promoting hateful philosophies and perpetuating ignorance in our society through the internet are the real problem.

jesus christ you selfserving philosopher wannabe get over yourself

it's the fucking internet it is not that goddamn serious

At 5/16/14 06:04 AM, Phobotech wrote: Granted, you get a PS4, which is the sku code for a metallic bracket at some hardware store.

I wish I knew how to dance skillfully.

Granted, but you can only dance "The Epilepsy Jig" and the "Heart Attack Shuffle"

I wish I wasn't so goddamn funny.

At 5/16/14 05:26 AM, Boss wrote:

but I hope I don't ever truly insult someone on the other side of the screen.

faggot, get on my level

At 5/16/14 05:06 AM, Clamstuffer wrote:

You get permanently accelerated healing and a dick in your ass and mouth and then you die.

I wish for an Xbox.

You get a broken cardboard box (an EX-box, GEDDIT)

I wish I was the law

At 5/16/14 03:57 AM, ZazDupree wrote: Hey, I kind of in a rut right now, at least as far as ideas go. I really want to animate but am having trouble trying to find something to work on. So I wanted to know if there were any people out there that had an idea and were looking for an animator. I'd be happy even just doing in betweens or backgrounds. Send me a private message if you think you're interested.

I have fucking TONS, dude. I need an animator badly

I got this story I'm writing currently, I'll send you a trailer outline with the shots I'd like to get and storyboards and shit

At 5/16/14 02:42 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 5/16/14 02:40 AM, fmn335 wrote:

At 5/16/14 01:12 AM, Satori wrote: don't worry OP, swimming is almost as easy as drowning.

Really? Well, I know what I should learn this summer.

Hopefully not drowning. Well if I drown then that is just Nature getting rid of idiots.

Yep, just the Nature.

Hey, I worship Nature don't attack my religious, you islamic fundamentalist