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fuck i'd love to be a comedian. I've got this one bit that I'm not sure I should tell you about, because it's kaufman-esque, where you would go to an open-mic, and bring a bag of popsicle sticks with jokes on them. you'd get a bunch of doubles and eventually storm off frustrated. it'd be great

At 5/30/14 12:46 AM, doombox12 wrote:

At 5/29/14 10:54 PM, FRAYDO wrote: our valiant hero Luigi will save us from the evil Mario!

yeah he will, with a AK-47 (i wish) i like luigi

negro please.

Luigi doesn't use nothin but a colt 45

At 5/29/14 09:35 PM, doombox12 wrote: mario is frickin' evilmario may be a hero, but in my eyes, hes not.
lemme git this straight off the bat,
- this is myopinion, not anybody else's, if you dont like my opinion, you find another topic

hey buddy, you wanna maybe explain? because you look like an attention-starved autist right now. mario isn't real, I hope you know

I was wary of coming into this thread, but it's like a goddamn hyperlink factory to gold

I made this, you're welcome

At 5/29/14 07:11 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 5/29/14 07:07 PM, protoAuthor wrote: Why?

Because I want to challenge myself?

What could possibly be challenging about a bible game made for babies.

At 5/29/14 07:11 PM, timbox129 wrote:

At 5/29/14 05:12 PM, protoAuthor wrote: Somehow I don't think you're the real timbox

Actually, I am the real Timbox.

bull, man. bull.

Show me a timestamped picture with a message to me

At 5/29/14 07:09 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: I wonder how long we'll have to wait for the Sticks the Badger rule 34 art to surface.

gimme like 10mins

At 5/29/14 07:07 PM, Phobotech wrote: Psshh...Nothing Personnel, Kid.

fuckin love you, mang

Why?

Eh, as much as I don't give a fuck about the guy's content, it's not really cool to gloat about someone losing their job. Also, does that mean he cannot post videos at all? Seems like an odd business model for blip

At 5/29/14 04:40 PM, lolkittycute wrote:

At 5/28/14 05:37 PM, GrizzlyOne wrote: Nintendo

Hey Nintendo is the most popular game company next to Sony!So shut your stupid face!

oh my god did you actually take that seriously you fucking 12-year-old

I REALLY wanna be a jokey asshole about this, but seriously, the "See girls, this is what happens when you friendzone dudes" fucking made me SICK. It disgusts me in a way that I didn't think would, because it's like those people actually fucking believe that a man is entitled to sex from a woman. Do women hold their bodies over men, and occasionally lead them on? Probably, but they have every right to, it's their FUCKING BODY and you have NO GODDAMN right to it unless she fucking says you do. Fucking hell.

Jesus FUCKING Christ. It makes me weep, and not for the usual reasons. It make me fucking disgusted at my fellow man.

I guess none can be Denny Falcone, but Denny Falcone.

At 5/29/14 05:42 PM, Krash17 wrote:

At 5/29/14 05:22 PM, protoAuthor wrote: roses are red
fuck yourself
no seriously
fuck yourself

IRON SHEIK MAKE YOU HUMBLE

You know, I really liked the part of this where it was about fucking yourself. Really makes you think.

I know, isn't it impressive how I rhymed fuck yourself with fuck yourself?

At 5/29/14 05:31 PM, Spedmallet wrote:

Well fine, if you want to wank to feet being peed on and innocent women committing suicide that's your business. That doesn't belong in my thread

It totally does belong in your thread, though.

dats som dope beats yall

At 5/29/14 05:27 PM, Spedmallet wrote:

It is your problem if a woman kills herself so you can have a wank.

No it absolutely isn't.

because its hilarious

WIth that wall of text, I'm a little intimidated in checking it out, but I'll try to get around to it

so much enthusiasm

roses are red
fuck yourself
no seriously
fuck yourself

IRON SHEIK MAKE YOU HUMBLE

Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'

haha how can you be serious about this when it's so gosh darn whimsical

Somehow I don't think you're the real timbox

At 5/29/14 05:08 PM, OnyxPanda wrote: How the heck do you add frinds and find them?!

Try a bar, or library, or some other public place

no

i will not

At 5/29/14 05:06 PM, Xenomit wrote: I feel like one of the things that made you think about this was seeing something furry.

In which case, furries have existed all throughout human history, except now we're really really good at drawing them.

I'd have pegged it as bronies.

At 5/29/14 04:57 PM, SCTE3 wrote: ITT: People taking Speedmallet seriously and get touchy troubled over it.

I know I get touchy with myself when I watch pornography

Goddamn beef and broccoli is my shit, dawg. I could eat chinese food forever!

At 5/29/14 03:08 PM, Boss wrote: why isnt weed legal everywhere? this world would be so much better

because potheads like you shitpost when you're high. keep it together and shut your mouths and people will stop giving a shit

#loveyamissya

At 5/28/14 07:10 PM, Vnzi wrote: Well, some of our population are a part of stormfront and shit, but no it isn't.

Shit, everyone stop posting. That was the end of this thread. That made me giggle like a madman

At 5/29/14 04:52 PM, HKS wrote: Fetishism is normal in life. Deal with it, turbonerd.

Well fucking put, mang. Well fucking put.