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Hey, honestly, who gives a fuck

this is a single internet forum

you aren't entitled to be here stop acting like you are

membership here is a privilege, not a right

ChipCheezum is the best.

At 6/4/14 02:25 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 6/4/14 02:16 AM, protoAuthor wrote: Production Assistant.

Ah. So, you handled the camera?

What's the movie about, anyway?

No, I handled the lenses, handed them to the operator, worked the slate, that stuff.

It's about an undercover cop infiltrating a group of terrorists.

At 6/4/14 02:12 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 6/4/14 01:57 AM, protoAuthor wrote: I was a camera PA, it's not in the imdb credits for some reason.

Camera "PA"?

Production Assistant.

At 6/4/14 12:43 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 6/3/14 08:14 PM, protoAuthor wrote: Hey, Newgrounds, I don't usually self-promote to this extent, but I worked on a feature last year, and it's finally airing on Showtime tomorrow at 10pm PST. It's called April Rain, it's a cop action flick.

What was your role in the production?

I was a camera PA, it's not in the imdb credits for some reason.

ego

At 6/3/14 10:20 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 6/3/14 10:17 PM, protoAuthor wrote:
There is no fucking WAY you're nineteen. Also your vigilante honey pot trap is retarded.

You act as if you're 5 years old, so shut it.

hahaha great trolling, i hope the mods dont ban you. that would make you look rather silly

At 6/3/14 10:16 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 6/3/14 10:13 PM, protoAuthor wrote: seriously, kid, what are you, 9?

It's the fucking internet, stop whining like a little bitch when someone says things you don't like.

buck the fuck up

I'm 19 and I made this to lure out all of the internet trolls as a trap so that the moderators can ban them

There is no fucking WAY you're nineteen. Also your vigilante honey pot trap is retarded.

seriously, kid, what are you, 9?

It's the fucking internet, stop whining like a little bitch when someone says things you don't like.

buck the fuck up

Hey, Newgrounds, I don't usually self-promote to this extent, but I worked on a feature last year, and it's finally airing on Showtime tomorrow at 10pm PST. It's called April Rain, it's a cop action flick.

It's got some nice action, a decent enough plot, it has Luke Goss and Ming Na Wen, as well as up and comer Ryan Guzman.

It was a lot of fun to make, and I'm sure it's gonna be a lot of fun to watch.

You can check the listings on the imdb page.

Thanks!

At 6/3/14 05:15 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: I totally said I wasn't jacking off. Maybe a couple tugs... over my shorts... Maybe. At most. Does that make me a monster? I don't think so. I wouldn't trust any man who could look me in the eye and tell me he didn't.

Oh, you're doing a character. Darn, I got had. Well, go ahead with your silly little character, mr. chronic masturbator.

All of them.

On a serious note, I think it may be that the version of flash used to make those movies may be incompatible with the current flash player. You may have to recompile.

At 6/3/14 05:05 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: I have no problem with anybody pretending to be a chick, just be good at it and fool me into thinking you are a chick. Then it will still be hot because I won't know any better.

I mean it's not even so much an orientation thing... It's like there needs to be some kind of skill involved for something to be hot. I'm not knocking gays, but to get a girl to suck your dick you know, that requires like some planning, some strategy. You need like maps on the wall with arrows on them and shit. Getting a dude to suck your dick requires clicking the first ad on craigslist.

I don't know what it is, but for some reason I just cannot process your posts. Who gives a fuck if someone posts as a guy or a girl? Don't jerk off to peoples' posts, that's creepy. I'm not even gonna get into how it's offensive to call a transwoman a trans dude, I'm just gonna say I don't wanna be getting the impression that you're jerking off to the posts of anyone you think is female

Sacrifice a virgin. Namely, yourself.

what the fuck are you babbling about

Tommy Wiseau. Then again, he may be an alien or vampire.

I know a DP/CamOp named Thor. We named his steadicam setup Mjolnir.

At 5/15/14 06:30 AM, roekrScreen wrote: I think it is a bit sad that there isn't a photo portal. Anyway one of my photos:

That's really damn good. I love the texture of it.

Anyways, I've been working on more photos.

I took some long-exposure fire shots.

At 5/21/14 04:23 PM, Jackho wrote: The Jimi Hendrix Experience

Holy shit I was kinda drifting out of paying attention reading that until I got there, then I burst out laughing. Well played

I like the guns in Halo more, and the more vaguely realistic war feel. Mass Effect is more like Star Trek to me, while Halo is Aliens. Both are enjoyable enough, but I prefer Halo a bit more.

At 3/13/14 10:45 PM, VJF wrote: Every time a guy lets loose a load into his fap rag, an angel gets it's halo.

Are you trying to prevent the angels from being happy?

No, he's not saying to even slow down the amount you jerk off, just do it with less porn.

At 5/30/14 03:26 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:

Holy shit I don't even like cars and that looks fucking awesome

At 5/30/14 02:43 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:

Both of you. -_-

God damn this lack of sleep is getting to me just when I attempt to sound smart

At 5/30/14 02:14 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 5/30/14 01:21 AM, AxTekk wrote: Man, comedians are pretty corny to me, plus it's a lot of stress and energy for something I think I'd get pretty tired of and don't have any talent for.

I'd rather do something weird and kinda interesting, like tell funny stories or something.

Like tell funny stories or something...

-_-

That's what a comedian is jackass.

lol

Not always, a lot of older comedians used to be setup-punchline all the way through. It was only really with Lenny Bruce did comedians start telling stories

its too much effort and messes with traditional japanese style. you should know this, you otaco 12-year-old

I fucking murder them. am i edgy enough?

At 5/29/14 03:19 PM, JRob wrote:lain stupid.

Think about the children.

THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN.

That's what this guy did

At 5/28/14 10:21 PM, Voltage wrote: fuck all you smart people and your brainy stuffs and all thinky all brain fucking smarts and college grade degree intelligents in all your brainy shit and FUCK

is it bad that i want to molest you when you turn 14?

also does 12 refer to how many years you've been on earth?