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Also, what's so fucking bad about having your picture taken?

Especially in a public place, where it's totally legal to take pictures of anyone you want.

At 6/12/14 08:29 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: like, just... whoa, man... you're freaking me ooouuuttttt, maaaaaaaannnn.

Dude, I'm so fucking high right now.

It's not really relevant to the topic, because this topic isn't blowing my mind at all, but I thought you should know.

At 6/12/14 10:01 AM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 6/12/14 09:49 AM, Jester wrote: yeah no shit, idiot

Now make sure your trenchcoat swooshes behind you as you exit the room so we all know how cool and mysterious you are

Laughing my ass off. I completely pictured that as I was reading your reply. The more I imagined it the funnier it became. Something like:

OP: "It's amazing how simple humans are." *OP turns and trenchcoat swooshes behind him as he makes mysterious exit*

I don't want this reply thread to become just a dicksuck fest, but yeah, holy shit that was fucking hilarious.

1/10 Bibles

Would not martyr self for.

Because then he'd be Maria, not Mario. Mario is a male name.

Duh.

Now, why can't there be a Maria character or a genderbent Mario (which would still technically be Mario), I don't know or care.

At 6/11/14 07:10 AM, protoAuthor wrote: Silent Hill 2

Metal Gear Solid 3 and Peace Walker

Ocarina of Time

Medal of Honor (2010)

The Walking Dead

Halo & Halo Reach

Let's add some reasoning, like that one poster suggested.

Silent Hill 2 is my favorite game of all because everything in that game excels. The graphics still hold up to today's standards, to the most part, that's because the art direction is great. The story and characters are great, there was a lot of thought put into them and it shines through. I think the original voice acting worked really well, the mocap/vocap combo helped that out. It's really immersive and cinematic, and I like that a lot. And the music, the fucking music, man. It's just an incredibly immersive game. Plus it's really smart, if you research into the behind the scenes, you'll be marveled at the amount of thought they put into it.

MGS 3 was amazing in the fact that it still looks pretty good in today's standards, I think. Like, Silent Hill 2 holds up, but it doesn't still shine like MGS3 does. It also had an awesome story with great characters, The Boss and Big Boss are two of the best characters in gaming. The voice acting is great, the mocap is awesome, and it's even more cinematic than Silent Hill 2, being a metal gear game and all. The amount of freedom the game lets you utilize to complete it is pretty impressive, too. Despite being pretty linear, it's really not. You can sneak as intended, or you can run and gun if you're into that. Peace Walker upped the ante with some smoother combat controls.

Ocarina of Time I barely remember, to be honest. I just have a fond feeling of the game.

Medal of Honor had so much detail packed into it, a really good reboot of the series.

At 6/12/14 05:34 PM, Vnzi wrote:

At 6/12/14 05:32 PM, protoAuthor wrote: Just listened to the link. I don't necessarily LIKE it, but I don't feel that it's not good, maybe I'm just not in the demographic. There's definitely skill there.

I'm so close to liking it I'd listen to a whole album.

Try another song, usually one song doesn't pin down an band's style.

Here.

Thanks! I'm officially in the "This is pretty cool" camp.

Reminds me a bit of what I've heard of Jack White's stuff, and a little bit reminiscent of Operator (Johnny Strong's band).

Just listened to the link. I don't necessarily LIKE it, but I don't feel that it's not good, maybe I'm just not in the demographic. There's definitely skill there.

I'm so close to liking it I'd listen to a whole album.

Never heard of these guys, might check them out. Who is a good comparison, so I know what I'm getting into?

At 6/11/14 03:19 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 6/11/14 10:40 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 6/11/14 04:35 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: So in the end of the day, no she isn't one.

This, she's a demon spirit.

The other definition of a succubus is simply that of a female demon, so under that sense, then yes, she's a succubus!

Then why the fuck did you ask us?

Fuckin' WalMart, hiring drivers that crash into comedians!

At 6/12/14 03:38 PM, Mismo wrote:

At 6/12/14 02:59 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Anyone who doesn't answer Big Boss is lying.

Boss is better than Big Boss.

...I can't say I disagree. But I can't say I fully agree, either...

I JUST DON'T KNOW, THEY'RE BOTH SO GREAT.

Oh fuck I didn't post my idea.

Anyways, my idea is an open world photography game that uses the gameplay mechanics of a modern first person shooter. Instead of a suppressor or flash hider, you swap out lenses or lens accessories, instead of a foregrip, you add a shoulder rig, instead of fiddling with the fire select, you fiddle with depth of field, lens length and aperture. It'd use really pretty graphics, GTA-esque pedestrian AI, and there could be different assignments, and a shit ton of DLC, like war journalist.

At 6/12/14 03:56 PM, Bustyourchop wrote: Are there any websites that actually are good for talking to cute girls? All the ones I'v seen the girls either aren't there or they never use the site. Something sorta popular that young girls use. It'd be awesome if one actually let you flirt with girls near by.

FBI has been notified.

At 6/12/14 04:49 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:
worst game ever -50/10

But somehow you gave it a 7 star rating.

At 6/10/14 10:53 PM, real-gamer wrote: I never understood why o many people like these games... To me, they're just outdated shit.

So, tell me, why are 30 year old names still so strong on outdated systems like the Genesis or the Nintendo 64? I don't get it.

What's the point of fucking video games if you're gonna go that far. If you don't think a game is fun, don't fucking play it, I don't give a shit whether or not you think MGS1 is fun or if it's outdated, that doesn't fucking matter to me. I mean, we all die anyways, humanity is going to die out eventually, no one will remember or care about Mario eventually when everyone who ever knew anyone is dead. Time will move on and forget everything.

Jesus.

At 6/11/14 07:57 PM, Mrccbirdguy wrote: OP gets an account yesterday and wants game ideas. Yeah. Seems legit. Why would we tell you our ideas anyways?

I like how this post implies that there are people with actual innovative game design talent on newgrounds. Not trying to be super down on you guys, but there's not gonna be a whole lot of game ideas worth stealing here.

I don't fucking know, OP, are you? You're really the only one who can answer that question.

I am immensely frustrated by the question format of the title.

The first country to recognize us as our own nation was a muslim country, Morocco.

Is it satire? If so, you don't want to give it away.

I'm not even gonna bother insulting you.

I did, after all, click this thread after reading the title, so maybe I'm the fool.

"Snake Eater" is a great theme

At 6/9/14 06:18 PM, Ron-Geno wrote:

At 6/8/14 02:40 PM, protoAuthor wrote: yes

you wasted your time making this thread everyone knows everything already

It's not a wasted thread you fucking dickface.

dang son you hostile

y u so hostile

At 6/9/14 06:07 PM, TheMajormel wrote:

At 6/9/14 05:54 PM, TheMaster wrote: Konami will be Metal Gear. Do Konami even make video games that aren't Metal Gear these days?

he didnt hear about the silent hill reboot directed by hideo kojima

While a joke, this sounds like an okay idea I'd be behind.

Also holy fuck MGS5 is gonna be everything Peace Walker should've been, and Peace Walker really already was more than it should have been.

Silent Hill 2

Metal Gear Solid 3 and Peace Walker

Ocarina of Time

Medal of Honor (2010)

The Walking Dead

Halo & Halo Reach

Ha, yeah. That's not a good idea.

I remember a story my cinematography teacher told me about on one of his jobs, a gaffer pointed a 1k spot at a helicopter. He was fired instantly.

Doing that shit's a felony. You can serve some hard fucking time for that.

All of you people acting like the streets can't be a battlefield in gang territories aren't really giving cops the respect they deserve.

While I wouldn't think that the Battlefield series would go to cops vs robbers, I welcome the attempt to keep things fresh for once. Though I know it won't be that huge a departure; DICE still has to make money.

At 6/10/14 03:50 PM, heartshapedlife wrote:

At 6/10/14 02:02 PM, protoAuthor wrote: I wouldn't be playing the amazing MGS Peacewalker without the HD Rerelease.

And that'd be a goddamn shame

Unless you don't have a PSP there was no reason for them to re-release the MGS series.
That being said, I bought it. I will also say PW was really wonky on the PSP.

I did have a PSP. I think I played Peace Walker on the PSP. It wasn't as good on the PSP. Controls, graphics, framerate...

The HD collection was worth all the money I spent on it, and I still play it quite a bit. Shame the Silent Hill HD collection wasn't worth it, they re-dubbed it for literally no reason, and the original voice actors and fans had to petition to get 2's original voices in it.

That was a strange choice on Konami's part, it literally probably would've been a hell of a lot easier to simply port it over with the exact same voices and cost less, and the fans would be happier.

I wouldn't be playing the amazing MGS Peacewalker without the HD Rerelease.

And that'd be a goddamn shame