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At 6/16/14 10:08 PM, dovahkhiin1994 wrote:
Don't even get me started on black women. Being in a relationship with one of those things, is pretty much committing suicide. There are some very sweet black women out there, but unfortunately, that is like, 2% of the African American population. The massive amount of entitlements given to them by government has really messed them up.

My first real love was a black/white biracial girl that I still carry a torch for despite fucking the relationship up completely, so I can't really say I'm unbiased, but cool racism, bro.

However, this discussion is about women in the US. Black, hispanic, and yes, even white women,

Bu-but white people can do no wrong! Senpai, what are you saying?

:There is a night and day difference between them and Asian women. Asian women worship their man, and respect him.

You would know, with your vast experience with women, particularly Asian women. This totally isn't just based off your henta- err, vast library of completely family friendly anime.

:American women, don't do that. They squeeze him until there is nothing to squeeze out of him, then abandon him. Very sickening, and you can blame the feminist movement group for that.

Here's my non-joke point: What the fuck makes you think you deserve respect? You don't. With your vast amounts of lame stupid threads either lamenting and whining about how you need an asian wife or treating us like a livejournal, or a community that actually gives a fuck about you; neither of which is the case, by the way; you have proven that you don't deserve any respect. Prove me wrong. I'll fuckin' fight you, bro, even in PM. Prove to me that you deserve a single bit of respect, and that your threads aren't just Chris-Chan lite.

At 6/16/14 10:01 PM, dovahkhiin1994 wrote: I would rather die as a lonely man,

Glad you're prepared, you misogynist cunt

Would you say they're.... Nuclear?

That they're... Wild?

Would you say that you're... Breaking up/ Insi~ide?

your welcome

now can i have a loan?

Because due process

At 6/13/14 07:17 PM, SithCorduroy wrote:

At 6/13/14 09:41 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: I feel like this is making fun of complaints of how women are portrayed in games, but it makes me think of all the people who so adamantly insist the Doctor should have a female regeneration, you know, for the sake of it.

Or the people who want a black James Bond just because?

Yeah, I'm kidding.

This was just an experiment in Poe's Law.

Yeah, it was kind of obvious.

I'd love a black James Bond, though, as long as it was Colin Salmon. But he's already established as another character in the bond universe.

At 6/13/14 12:22 AM, argile wrote:

At 6/12/14 07:09 PM, Mokki21 wrote: Guys have to work to get girls.

Girls don't because boobs and butt is enough for it to do the job for them.

Just something i've been thinking about ^^

That sounds awfully masaugenest

Misogynistic

At 6/12/14 10:09 PM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 6/12/14 09:59 PM, protoAuthor wrote: PUA are not sexual criminals. They're sleazebags, maybe. But if you trick a woman into having sex with you, that's on her.

You say "trick", I say "manipulate". Especially since one entry of that manual demands that you grab her hand and put it in your pants.

It's still on the woman if she allows you to have sex with you. Regret does not equal rape.

However, the grabbing the hand thing, yeah, that'd be sexual assault.

At 6/12/14 09:50 PM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 6/12/14 09:49 PM, Slint wrote: Fantastic work there, mate, you should definitely put this on a book.

Yeah like that PUA sexual assault manual that was taken down from Kickstarter a few months ago.

PUA are not sexual criminals. They're sleazebags, maybe. But if you trick a woman into having sex with you, that's on her.

At 6/12/14 09:55 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 6/12/14 09:51 PM, protoAuthor wrote: No, what I'm saying is that the responsible thing is to not have the child when you're hesitant about having one. Because of the fact that it's their life.

I guess what I'm saying sounds bad, but there also is not good way to explain it. Of course I would love and care for a child of mine, but I'm saying I'd rather not be a father, not because I "fear" the responsibility but because I don't want them having to deal with a fucked-up world.

I don't know if you can understand that but if you still disagree I can't force anything.

I'm just saying don't bring a child into this world to satisfy your wife/girlfriend. Bring a child into this world because you both want to, and if you're hesitant at all don't do it. I'm not saying you'd make a bad parent, but don't let her make the decision for you.

At 4/11/12 08:39 PM, FRGmaster wrote: I have a team of like 3 people, and we're looking for a person who can write a good client for us. We're trying pretty hard to be pro griefers, we just need that one person who can code up a fuckin' awesome client like Team Avolition

You realize pro means professional, which means payment. You can't get paid for being a dick in video games. Just saying. Not saying I'm condemning you, I think stgggs is fucking hilarious, but you should do it as a hobby.

At 6/12/14 09:41 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 6/12/14 09:40 PM, protoAuthor wrote: Fuck that noise. Having a kid is a huge responsibility, if you're hesitant at all you shouldn't do it.

Yeeeeah but like I said it wouldn't be the responsibility that bothered me, it'd be fearing for his or her safety....

No, what I'm saying is that the responsible thing is to not have the child when you're hesitant about having one. Because of the fact that it's their life.

At 6/12/14 09:23 PM, Vnzi wrote:

At 6/12/14 09:15 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: What we need is a specialist for a consult.

Paging Professor @Vnzi

Yo.

Yeah because he's already a established character with backstory, and a genderbend isn't going to really change anything for including women in their games.

Now getting Peach a standalone game, that I want to see.

Fuck peach, she's a vapid uninteresting character. Daisy all the way.

Also, why do we really give a fuck if there is intelligent life on other planets?

At 6/12/14 09:41 PM, Jester wrote:

I'm not getting any "ha ha disabilities" laughs so much as I am from the way the video's shot and edited. Every time the camera pans to Louis he just looks deeply distressed and upset and it's cracking me up. Also, the hallway shot right after the reaction one you mentioned got me really good.

55 seconds in is definitely amazing though

I'll stop skipping around. Ain't gonna front, that awkward hug moment was fucking amazing.
"not a gay hug, a reassuring hug"

We should be funding NASA over SETI.

At 6/12/14 09:32 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: If having a child would be something absolutely necessary to her, then I guess I'd have a kid, but I'd be hesitant.

Fuck that noise. Having a kid is a huge responsibility, if you're hesitant at all you shouldn't do it.

At 6/12/14 09:32 PM, Jester wrote: There's no point in establishing phony moral high-ground and pretending this isn't making me laugh my ass off

I wish it was funnier, but it's just not funny to me. I guess some the awkwardness was a little funny, but it's just like, whatever, autistic people existing. They seemed like pretty nice kids. I dunno, I haven't watched the whole thing, but nothing's sticking out as really hilarious to me yet. Except that reaction shot of the guy when the kid was going into meltdown at the beginning. Holy shit that was funny.

At 6/12/14 09:30 PM, protoAuthor wrote:

At 6/12/14 09:26 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 6/12/14 09:24 PM, Xiicubed wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHRE_hrUkzU

I don't think poking fun of legitimately autistic people is funny.

I'm autistic and I think it's hilarious.

The concept, that is.

Not just making fun of them by pointing and laughing at "Ha ha they're autistic", that alone has no comedic worth. But holy shit is Chris Chan shit funny. Like, autism is steak sauce for funny, it's not good alone, but it can make something really fucking funny. It's a great humor catalyst.

At 6/12/14 09:26 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 6/12/14 09:24 PM, Xiicubed wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHRE_hrUkzU

I don't think poking fun of legitimately autistic people is funny.

I'm autistic and I think it's hilarious.

At 6/12/14 08:55 PM, SansNumbers wrote: You could always look at craigslist for a good time. For example, here's a nice lady in boston:

Great BJ? Free NOW!? Your car! Must come to me!
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Im young but legal black/light skinned n looking for now only!

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/4517899838.html

What a nice lady.

At 6/12/14 09:22 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 6/12/14 09:16 PM, protoAuthor wrote: This guy's obviously talking about sex, so that's why I went there.

Personally I agree, I'd rather have a friend than a lover, a partner rather than a trophy.

Well, he's clearly 13 but there's still 20 year old men that are like that. Douchebags, actually, not men.

And yet it seems girls look for douchebags. Wait, I sound like a neckbeard. Eh, I don't want a girlfriend at this point anyways.

It just bothers me when girls try to "impress" by saying they like X and Y just like you but you come to find out it's not true.

Well, to be completely honest, the whole point of life is to procreate. Scientifically and biologically. I'm not saying it's a bad thing to not procreate (I wish more people would refrain from procreating, tbh), but it IS the point of life from a purely objective standpoint. So you kinda can understand why we (humanity) tends to think of sex, it's just in our nature. That's why sex feels good, so we'll do it.

The seriousness makes it even fucking funnier.

At 6/12/14 09:14 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 6/12/14 09:12 PM, protoAuthor wrote: It is true that it is the woman's choice, and generally women have to work less in the dating game.

However, that's fine. It's their body, and their time. Men just have lower standards when it comes to what we'd sleep with, and we should, it's much easier to put a dick inside something than it is to take one inside of you, I'm sure.

It bothers me that most dudes think of sex instantly when you hear the word "relationship".

I'd like a girl with a decent personality for a lasting friendship above all else.

I guess that makes me weird as fuck, I don't know.

This guy's obviously talking about sex, so that's why I went there.

Personally I agree, I'd rather have a friend than a lover, a partner rather than a trophy.

At 6/12/14 09:08 PM, GrizzlyOne wrote:
The jailing system is hurting people who don't deserve it only because they are attached to the person who committed the crime, it's a broken system.

Fuck that noise. Responsibility lies on the woman who assaulted a minor. I sure as fuck don't want someone who thinks that's acceptable walking around in my neighborhood.

You (and her family) should be angry at HER.

It is true that it is the woman's choice, and generally women have to work less in the dating game.

However, that's fine. It's their body, and their time. Men just have lower standards when it comes to what we'd sleep with, and we should, it's much easier to put a dick inside something than it is to take one inside of you, I'm sure.

At 6/12/14 08:43 PM, GrizzlyOne wrote:

At 6/12/14 08:35 PM, protoAuthor wrote:

At 6/12/14 08:33 PM, GrizzlyOne wrote: add to that their life is put into a completely broken for profit system where she might commit suicide from the pure brutality of it.

Shouldn't have fucking assaulted a minor, then. Fuck her. No sympathy for her whatsoever, even if the prison system is broken, this thread is not the place to make your stand on the issue, this is a sign it's working.

LMAO the prison system in the United States is completely and utterly broken! You have people commit lower-level crimes all the time like having weed or no crimes at all (this guy I know's friends got arrested for no reason on the charge of alcohol even though it was clear water) and these people go into a brutal for-profit factory that only serves to fuel republicans. (especially in the more southern United States where the prison are typically even worse.) I don't know about you but even though I haven't checked out this video yet, throwing somebody in a steel cage is never a good solution long-term, but people like you think the only solution to everything is throwing everybody into a rotten crawlspace.

Plus, think about the families related to them, how will this situation affect them? What if she had a job that basically supported her family? Oh, right people never ever think about things like that which in fact happens all the time.

As I said, this is not a place to make a stand about the broken prison system. If her family is fucked over, it's her fucking fault for assaulting a minor, not the system's fault for punishing her for it. That's part of the responsibility of having a family, is that you don't fuck them over by getting yourself put in prison for assaulting a fucking minor. The system worked this time.

At 6/12/14 08:41 PM, Zachary wrote:

At 6/12/14 08:36 PM, Vnzi wrote:

At 6/12/14 08:34 PM, protoAuthor wrote: Also, what's so fucking bad about having your picture taken?

Especially in a public place, where it's totally legal to take pictures of anyone you want.

As long as you aren't trying to look up skirts or other places like that, sure.

With that thing I doubt he was doing anything like that.

Yeah, apparently some of these things have cameras mounted on them so the pilot can fly them better, but they would be extremely blurry close up.

You can get some good drone footage, sure, with nice video stabilization, but you're not gonna get any close-up shots, nor upskirt shots. BECAUSE YOU'RE IN THE FUCKING SKY.

Drone footage is typically shot very wide, as focus pulling is nigh-impossible on drones, even with video stabilization.

At 6/11/14 11:54 PM, Chdonga wrote: This fucker right here.

Fucking LOVE the armstrong fight.

At 6/12/14 08:33 PM, GrizzlyOne wrote: add to that their life is put into a completely broken for profit system where she might commit suicide from the pure brutality of it.

Shouldn't have fucking assaulted a minor, then. Fuck her. No sympathy for her whatsoever, even if the prison system is broken, this thread is not the place to make your stand on the issue, this is a sign it's working.