Hey, it's Nick from the GuitarMammoth staff and I just want to let you guys know that if you post your entries anywhere other than e-mailing them to Neill you will be disqualified on the spot. We want your entry to be exclusive to GuitarMammoth.

I'ved played guitar for 3 or 4 years now!

It's an arms race and

My weapons > Your Weapons

retarded cat thinks it is a moose!

And said the cat in the hat, "why am i so fat?" When pat whose a rat came a long and sat on the retarded cat's mat.

werd

At 3/10/08 10:05 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: You sir, are a pedophile.

FIXED ;)

sex hormones.... fine with me.

there better be some nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana ecstacy and alcohol in there too.

(song reference +10 points)

LOL ur cat has an extra chromosome!

It is a n00b!

At 3/10/08 07:38 PM, BlueHippo wrote: GUESS WHAT
Hmmmmmm, very peculiar. I still bet 20 bucks it's fake

Wrong... His looks completely different, and he has even have shown it in pieces, AND the ruined keyboard.

$20 please.

At 3/10/08 07:34 PM, Wretched-Raygun wrote: I've heard stories where students were forced to right a 20 research paper on which can openers work best for opening a fatass teacher's fucking spaghettios...

| uz all phail horribly....

crap, iI should learn to spell, damn it damn it damn it :'(

At 3/10/08 07:27 PM, Zerok wrote: Fifteen pages? Are you sure you're not exaggerating? Seems like a bit much for such a mundane topic.

I've heard stories where students were forced to right a 20 research paper on which can openers work best for opening a fatass teacher's fucking spaghettios...

| uz all phail horribly....

At 3/10/08 06:57 PM, Nusoft wrote: Never done 15 pages on that, unlucky.

Neither have I, and as a sophomore in high school that makes me damn proud!!!

At 1/26/08 07:59 PM, JimmyDallas wrote: the deal is Chris is going to meet up with some people from Macromedia to get them to sponsor him which mean if he can get 300+ people in his chat and of course you have to BEHAVE, possible chances are that he can have Macromedia have him give away...

wait for it...

FREE MACROMEDIA SHIT!

Thanks for explaining it all for me JimmyDallas

GO GO GO!!!!!!

If thats it as an erect penis, then when it gets hit by a plane it will be flaccid...

jet remember thelulz.net for free hosting based on post count and freebb.org for a free hosted phpbb board

neills friend not neill.

http://plethoragames.net if you need an example but not really a used site ATM.

At 12/27/07 06:52 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 12/27/07 06:50 PM, Paradox wrote: I didn't get anything from eBay, wouldn't trust it enough to deliver in time.

Most of my stuff was ordered from online though, but proper online game retailers.

I think he means, "Have any of you auctioned off your Christmas presents on ebay already?".

No, I haven't.

Nope, I'm positive that the TS means "Have you ever bought anything of off eBay as your Christmas present?"

New highest score in Simon (hitman7ace)

High Score'd in 4 games!!!!!

This crap is extremely f'd up

At 12/16/07 01:03 AM, Dropkicked wrote: You know, you can still get teabagged, AND camped, even without respawn.

That would take the funniez out of everything.

At 8/24/07 10:47 PM, Mendou wrote: Used too, a LONG TIME AGO like back when i was in elementary school.

If its below 5th grade to me it doesn't really count.

I have an awesome girlfriend

You'll find your way around pretty quickly just ask teachers and the like where your next class is. I've gotten lost quite a few times at my high school last year.

My friends and I frequently call the taxi company. We've asked for a limo for a large alligator, 'our pregnant wives', for my friends 'large' penis, and so on. We are now thinking about pranking a church.

At 8/24/07 10:34 PM, Taime wrote:

At 8/24/07 10:19 PM, carbonwater wrote: Super Mario Sunshine's water > any other game water effects.

Nintendo are superb when it comes to water effects.

Sadly not much else, Nintendo still rocks though.

At 8/24/07 09:34 PM, gankro wrote: I just got 135 :D

Damn so close :(

just under it by a little

yes, my eyesight screws up, and I see weird things.

Bioshock is awesome, but I can't wait for H3 . . .

Wow, um deffinately the original, everything else just sucked.