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KWAZ!!!!!!

POWA!!! POWA POWA POWA!!!!!

the heinas...

they're staring at me...

so cold...

I DID!!! I CONFESS! POWER TO THEF ASDGFASFASD THDFHBDF HRGHUB DGRETB HFRTHJDFGDH DF !!!

*sperm Spaz*

At 11/6/05 01:38 AM, TimeFrame wrote: Canada=American Wanna-be

Kidding, I just think it's a funny sterotype. And yes, I do think America should pay its dues.

lol

well, we are north american. but then again, almost every country is a American Wanna-be. unless of course, you want to blast the shit out of them.

and as for America paying it's dues, not going to fucking happen. to big, and America has to much of its ass in the military

SORRY! "defense"

of course it owes us 5 billion dollars. we live right next to them, we are one of thier biggest trading partners. for the love of god, the Amercan Government has a debt of $3 TRILLION.

you think that even a LITTLE bit of that belongs to us?

but like any country, we won't pay off our debts, and neither will the US.

end of story

yes, i am a serious communist

band for those ppl who just piss their pants cuz i said fence sitters don't give a fuck, hit your head on your computer desk and then you might relise that that is MY description, and if you are smart enough to have your own opinion on what Left, right and center is, then GOOD FOR YOU HOSER!!! but for those who don't know, don't comment

simple as that...GOD! this is why i don't go on NG that often

At 10/10/05 07:53 PM, EvilAnimator wrote: I liked the story as well, very amusing. But ill add on to it.

So the cat had 8 lives left.

no, it died perminantly. it was exicuted for the crimes of:
Robbery
Abuse
Drunk Driving
Prostitution
Prostitution
Prostitution
counterfit

and the eith time, he just thought going into those machinese where they crush out the sands for oil would be a good time

i've been banned 12,000,000 times, over 123 acounts and in 4 countries

i'm a BAAAAAD boy

At 10/10/05 12:00 AM, cheshirepus wrote:

At 10/9/05 11:49 PM, Wolf-Raven wrote: fence sitter- don't give a flying fuck

That's an interesting way of polarizing things by classifying some of the more reasonable people who think that both sides might actually have a few good points to make.

indeed, both sides make good points, but that wasn't the question.

they got to blame it on something, it isn't like Videogames are the most wholesome things on the planet

Leftwing-new ideas
fence sitter- don't give a flying fuck
Rightwing- the old way

i'm leftwing cuz i'm a kommie

Marines of course. i get to kick forgien ass like i'm a greyhound bus in a Nazi Gettoh

but i'm Canadian so i'd to be in Army or Airforce

obviously bob is the one who should be capital punisherized (it's my own word bitch, get used to it!) he carried the gun, he pulled the trigger, he shot the guy. the other people are just provication. maybe he should go on a killing spree, and that will solve all his probelms. the blood will gush like the sarcasm in that last statement.

this fporum is too mechanical, i'm going elsewhere. see ya later right wingers

never tired it, but weed smells good

CREEEEEEPY

and then i said "WOW!" as the huge ball of fire shines in my eyes and blinds me. next thing i know i'm puking in tune to Chicgo, not Iron Maiden

no one. ya hear, no one. i ain't knowin knowbody alright? i'm Canadian. i live in an igloo (yah, right)

so i'm walking down the street, wearing a balck sweatshirt and then some guy comes up to me says "you're one of them aren't you?"

i decide to go along with it so i say "no, i'm one of the other guys."

then he says to me. "i want to show you something."

next think i know, i'm wearing a french maid dress and puking to the beat of Iron Maiden tunes.

that's right i'm BAAAAACK. WOLF-RAVEN! NOT MANY PPL KNOW ME, BUT I'VE GOT FORUMS ON THE MIND AND SO YOU BETTER RUN!

creepy story. can YOU do any better?

doesn't matter, my password is kinda complex, and Hotmail password is Case Sensitive if anyone DOES get it...but still, thanx for the Heads up

either the holocost, the spanish inquisition (killing non-christions by the thousands) or today...hell, i don't feel safe in Canada anymore!

i think Brest augumentation is just another "LOOK AT ME!" kinda thing.

there was this woman in france who had giant breats because she was addicted to the stuff they put in there.

that's where it leads you

At 7/17/05 08:43 PM, Single_Action_Sumner wrote:
Does anyone have the same situation as me?

nope, but i'd say just deal with it under the table. while no-one is looking kick his ass a bit then more and more each time until he leaves. he'll be afraid of you and won't want to come around. when they ask you if he blabs, just say "the little dipshit's making it up".

remeber, if they don't see it, it's not happening

At 7/17/05 08:55 PM, G-MAN490 wrote:
and why would that be I might ask. and I might not ask it, but in this case Iam asking. and why would that be?

becuase you would no for a fact that you can't put any pankakes in a whashing machine because doghouses can't fly.

i dunno, i just look a little freaky

yes, you would be scared

At 7/17/05 08:32 PM, FeeL_Os_oFf wrote:
Then why post it? WHY????

so i could piss you off lol. no, you could be cool kid lol.

anyway, there is alot of ppl saying it's Emo, and it isn't, i HATE it when ppl feel sorry for me. but a few people understand it sucks when stuff like this happens

At 7/17/05 08:24 PM, SlicedOranges wrote: ONE of your friends is a bitch, so you spit up a bunch of emo vomit all over the BBS?

nobody said you had to read it, you can just let it go down to the bottom, it's very simple.

and i said i was over it, so go to hell

who here has been backstabbed by someone who you thought was a friend, then just says you're a freak and you try to speak to them they just piss you off even more. this isn't an Emo hread, i'm just wondering who else...

...ok i'll tell you the story... but don't feel sorry for me, i hate that...

when i was in Gr 8- gr 9, i was the most popular kid in school (i'm not joking at all) and i made alot of new freinds. now it's summer vactation and now one of my old freinds just said she thought i was creepy (which i am, make no mistake) and then she won't talk to me because she's a snob. and i did nothing for her.

i'm kinda over it now (i'm not completely, or i wouldn't be writing this thread). but i'm wondering, who else was in my position: at the top then dropped down to the bottom again.

KLONDIKE! DAMN spelt it wrong
wait...it deserves to be spelt wrong

i'd go to the store, buy a MARS BAR 2 PACK, and a qualdike bar.

i wouldn't do anything for a Quandike bar. they're not worth the hassle

At 7/17/05 06:44 PM, Foxphere wrote: I can switch genders at will.

yeah, i just have to push my voice higher, i already have long hair

lol i have a couple not all that embarrasing, but funny.

Grade 8: my french teacher ran out of class screaming when a guy in the back of my class said he was scratching his balls. god, she ran out the class and my english teacher was like "what did you do to her?"

Grade 8: music. the entire class for the whole year of Grade 8 wouldn't shut up. we were chatting away and she didn't even fucking CARE. then she got pissed and like half the class ended up in the hall.

Grade 9/semester 1/ math: our math teacher asked us about our homework and we all we completly silent. and he's just like "c'mon guys" and we wouldn't even listen to him.

Grade 9/ semester 2/ Science: me and my freinds are just minding our own buisness and our 60 year old science sub starts talking about how her kids had worms up the Anis. we're all like "WTF???" fuck, that was embarrasing for me.

anyway, not all of them are funny, but a teacher got embarrased in each one, so mission accomplished