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Acoustic. Can't go wrong if you don't need batteries for a pedal.

B-double E double R U-N beer run
B-double E double R U-N beer run

all we need is a ten and five-er,
a car and key and a sober driver.

B-double E double R U-N beer run

Well, I'm sober =D

I'm gonna be honest here.

Smoking OF ANY SUBSTANCE is really fucking stupid. I mean, really? The nicotine gets you hookes and you can't stop. That's what happened to my parents.

And weed is just a more expensive way to get drunk.

I'm gonna be honest here and rate this as I would a Flash submission.

6/10 OVERALL

Graphics - Leaves a lot to be desired. 6/10
Humour - Not too good. Could use a bit od improvement. 5/10

11/20
5.5/10

I just now noticed that the chat was up. How long was the wait, exactly? 3 years? 4?

Well, it depends on what you're fasting from. If you're fasting from water or other forms of drink, the human body can only go THREE days without water. If it's just food, you can go UP TO 4 weeks, depending on how much body fat you have.

But if you feel extremely weak, abort the fast, for god's sake! I don't want to encourage anyone to die!

+9001 badassery points

Have a cookie, Liljim. You earned it.

Happy Robot Day

10010101=213

At 5/15/07 06:26 AM, BasketballForLife wrote: WHOOO go Stamper!
kick his ass back to africa!!

Whoo!
Go Stamper!

At 9/19/08 01:13 AM, wizkid1 wrote: Here's mine...

No, seriously... GIF distorts it... let me try JPG

Here's mine

If you think you're too old, you probably are.

Right now I'm looking to kill time, so please bump in on my news post an' drop me a line.
I don't know how long it was since I last news posted a completely new topic.

At 9/5/08 10:42 PM, H-K-S wrote: Earth First! (EF!) is a "warrior society" that takes a "by any means necessary" approach to "defending mother earth." The group declines to participate in the democratic process, preferring instead to damage, disable, and destroy the property of its ever-growing list of enemies. EF! targets include, but are by no means limited to, loggers, ranchers, and farmers - especially those who grow genetically modified crops. Earth First!ers' crimes include assault, arson, and untold acts of sabotage.

Before he quit in the late 1980s, the driving force behind EF! was a man named Dave Foreman. His book Ecodefense: A Field Guide To Monkeywrenching is a how-to for environmental saboteurs. It includes nine chapters of instructions on subjects ranging from tree spiking to destroying roads, from disabling equipment to making smoke bombs. Rodney Coronado, an Earth First! zealot who was sentenced to 57 months in federal prison following a string of arsons, calls the book "our bible."

WHAT THE HELL?!? Please explain to me what burning down someone's home and a rainforest will accomplish! They're the ones who SHOULDN'T be crying; they burned people's homes down! If They're EXACTLY what they portray loggers to be. Earth First! is worse for the earth than all those combined!

Although egging is vandalism, I don't think you're an asshole...

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Just don't egg me.

Tastes a whole heck of a lot like prune juice.

BBS

Please type the name of the feature in below.

Look at this fuzzy photo from Crystal.

The reason I play it is because it's addictive.

It was something like 67.597845...% so I rounded.

Hello. I have something to say that's probably going to take up most of my 8,200 characters, but here goes:

There's something wrong with some of the people here at Newgrounds. I know that they are most likely just being themselves, but this has got to stop. I've put up with it for as long as I can, and now I'm putting my foot down.

First, for future reference, here's a link to my topic that's going to be mentioned.

Second, here's a link to the BBS rules that's also going to be mentioned several times.

Here's what's going on: I'm trying to help keep BBS rooms clean. And yet on a poll, this pops up:
:At 12/13/06 08:01 PM, wizkid1 wrote:
:Please do not include hateful terms, hateful graphic, or anything racist...
And this pops up:
:At 12/13/06 08:06 PM, Mr-Crawford wrote:
:His e-cock has just shrunk to 3.4563 x 10^-1902312395823 inches

:Besides, if we allowed bitmaps, we'd let every spur of the moment n00b post crappy MS
:Paint pictures to put emphasis on their already "enthralling points"

:And don't tell me they couldn't just make it a .gif or .jpeg, because, much like the writer of the
:thread, they wouldn't even know how.

a.)That's outlawed on the BBS because on the rules:
"Using racist, sexist, homophobic or hateful language. "
b.) "Posting pornographic (including cartoon porn) or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) material."
c.)"Insulting or harassing the moderators or administrators." Well, I'm no admin or mod, but I consider that verbal harrassment.
d.)"Chasing / harassing / flaming other users, regardless of who instigated it." There, I was flamed. I actually don't care if I get banned in the process of reporting the flame.
e.)"Trolling: cruising the boards looking for a fight." I was almost trolled in that.
f.)"'If you can't make a positive contribution to a topic, don't post.' under advice" is pretty much the big one he ignored.
g.)Harrassing other users by having generally negative or bitter attitude towards them.

:He's probably going "zOMG! I can post teh pic I made now! LOLOLOL!"

:It's a [CENSORED], no doubt.

Pre-discussion:
I didn't want the public to see the censored word. That is just wrong. I'm going to copy-paste those in the order I find them, below, that he missed.

a.)That's outlawed on the BBS because on the rules:
"Using racist, sexist, homophobic or hateful language. "
b.) "Posting pornographic (including cartoon porn) or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) material."
d.)"Chasing / harassing / flaming other users, regardless of who instigated it.
aa.)Posting any member's real life information without permission. That isn't really a real-life thing, it's an invasion of my privacy, flame against me, smart-ass(That's the first time I've ever cursed on NG, though that's irrelevant) remark...
bb.)Harrassing other users by having generally negative or bitter attitude towards them.

Another post:
:Bitmaps suck ass

:They have REALLY bad quality and are hard to display on browsers so

This one, rather than being hateful on me, they're being hateful on the company that pretty much is about 68% of the world's computers' creators.

This topic is to be locked up ASAP, if possible.

-Wizkid1

I can't; only BMP, PhoTags Express doesn't do creations.

If at all possible, please include a tank:

GRN-YES
LOCK-NO

Please help support making Bitmap images valid for the BBS forum attachment. Please sign for "Yes" or anti-sign for "No."

Please help support by signing or anti-signing.

Please do not include hateful terms, hateful graphic, or anything racist.

Reasons to support/oppose the change are not necessary.

Reasons to change about any other graphic type are not allowed.

The results will be posted at or around:

14DEC2006

GMT -5, Eastern: 18:00
GMT -6, Central: 17:00
GMT -7, Mountain: 16:00
GMT -8, Pacific: 15:00
GMT -9, Hawaii/Aleutain: 14:00

Poll starts CST 19:00 13DEC2006

Hold "SHIFT" for 5 seconds.

...without paying $600 for it?

I would audition, but I don't have a mic. Sorry.

It's probably something with your cookie settings. Is Newgrounds.com on your allow list, or do you have auto cookie handling overridden?

I saw it, yet I don't know how you got it on there. Try re-submitting the image.

How do you become a moderator/affilate(even though I realize I'm getting off-topic.)?