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dude, are there still ninjas around?

like, secret villages hidden in mount fuji an shit.

thatd be dope.

there in there so that you have something holy in your room, and you wont feel bad for fucking that hooker in the butt.

well.

people are unkind because no ones kind to them.

no ones kind to them because they are unkind to people.

its a circle that doesnt seem to have an ending in sight.

especially the internet, where you can be an asshole to everyone and no one knows who you are.

At 9/16/10 12:41 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 9/16/10 12:40 AM, Urban-Champion wrote: Of course medically we all know that's completely impossible.

Maybe not.

wowww..... D:

FALCON PUNCHHH!

At 9/16/10 12:32 AM, Irrelephant wrote: yeah and this'n

hes in sex face LULZ

At 9/16/10 12:19 AM, Sil3ntkill wrote: Tell me when you can find what wrong in this picture.

dude someones getting booty down there!

XDD LULZ

A scene arises when pretention levels within a group of people reaches or exceeds critical mass.

Being a part of your city's scene means you go to the shows of local bands, but don't actually go inside the venue. You would instead, stand outside of the venue being scene with fellow retards. It is a general consensus among the young that naming several obscure bands when asked what one's favorite bands are is way cool and shows you know a lot about music.

Scenesters, also known as scene kids, sceney boppers, asspies, or simply cunts are participants in a giant contest on the Internets to see who can sport the gayest, most ridiculous hair, take the most "edgy" "scene pics" at the "lonely im gunna cut myself MySpace angle" (not to be confused with the "i already did cut myself and now im wallowing in my own blood to make you feel strange and wanna vomit lonely emo MySpace angle"), listen to the most obscure, artfully tasteless music, and get away with not being called emo. They are basically the result of some "Emo Rawk God" leaving the Continent of Europe screwing some yaoi-loving Japanese 16 year old, and dumping their unwanted, wrist slitting, Rainbow loving child to spread the SceneGene around the U.S. of A.

Scene and emo both share some common elements of fashion, hair, and homosexuality. Calling a scenester an emo will result in anger. You'll most likely do this, as no normal person can tell them apart by looks. The typical scenester in one city can look very different from the typical scenester in another city, due to the variation in local scenes. Without getting into the whole music part, the main difference between emos and scenesters is scenesters are less depressed and whiny and a lot more retarded and obnoxious. Unlike emos, who are stuck up because they are faking depression, scene kids are stuck up for the sake of... being stuck up. One of the greatest enigmas of scene culture is that they hate being labeled "scene", even though they're trying to be scene, which is in fact a MIND FUCK. In actuality, scene kids are just secret emos that wear pink instead of black. Deep down, they too daydream of feeling death's cold, bony appendage.

Emo kids want to kill themselves; scene kids make other people want to kill them.

Everyone knows that the world's most famous scene kids can be found on MySpace and LiveJournal. These scene kids are so famous they can have up to 100,000 friends who they have never met. If a LiveJournal rating community is not run by 14 year old ana Paris Hilton worshipers, it is an absolute given that it is run by scenesters.

in conclusion, i dont like scene kids. (references from ED because it had major lulz)

hahhahahahaha

major lulz to this.

At 9/16/10 12:10 AM, chipotleaway wrote: Nice one :3

he needs a dick in his ass

.....what?

i can already see the cocks there gonna put there... D;

At 9/16/10 12:05 AM, chipotleaway wrote: Eva herd of dis?

that shit is so funny XD

is it the interview or the remix? ( major lulz)

put up the funniest pictures you got!

do it for the lulz :D

trolled XD

sucks, bro.

suggestion: move.

is bear gryllz a superbeast?

hes the dude on man vs. wild.

thoughts? feelings?

kudos to timmy for being super cool and not banning me :D

At 9/15/10 08:12 PM, rahvin-the-vampire wrote:

At 9/15/10 07:49 PM, wizardofthehood wrote: whoop i effed up. heres the picture X(

I'm not an official Sig Maker, but I make sigs :)

I'm just not pro. Here's my attempt :D

that was great! but im afraid it was too large, 44.9 :(

also, you could do just the character on the right, make it a bit bigger, and shrink the name up.

i hope that helps! thank you for your effort

lol im from the mid west, we dont take that shit round here.

dont get arrested, just do whats right. lol

dong of the dead.

major lulz and fapping ensued.

I'm gonna buy this, disguise it as silly string or whatever, and then spray it in people's eyes as a prank on April Fool's day. Lulz ensue.

:D that will score major lulz. XD

dude you trolled his ass.

LMAO XD

major PWNAGE

hahaha. nah man. his actions are his own. but yeah, you trolled him.

you sir, are of pure soul.

your a rare breed.

high school is just full of pricks, and many fall to them, and swell there numbers.

do what your feels right, and at times, fight for a womans honor.
and by that, i mean wreck the little shit who keeps taking her chair. but ask to put it back first.

if he gives lip, go for the bridge of his nose, a solid impact will cause the bridge to break and bleed like all hell.

god speed to you.

i fapped and slept in my room, high.

ugh....an ugly exsperience my friend.

pepper spray is very very, painful. but not as painful, or effective, for that matter, as a stun gun.

different from a tazer, a stun gun does one thing, incapacitate a target. not just hurting it until it complies, but renders it immobile.

the massive electrical shock it delivers causes lactic acid in the muscles to dissolve, causing no energy to move appendages and thus, move. i found out the hard way.

putting dramatics aside, i became cornered by my local police force one night, and was not accepting arrest.

an officer pulled a brick with barbs on the end and squeezed it, causing a line of electricty to form, which he proceeded to jam into my stomache. it felt like a million ants crawled through me, and bit me simultaneously. to say the least i blacked out and recovered about twenty minuets later.

kids, dont fuck around.

im just here for the lulz mannnn

it is my understanding that guns dont kill people, people who want to kill people kill people. the gun, as itself, is simply a tool in which someone can be killed. its the person who has the final decison.

guns do play role in tragedies, im afraid. such as the columbine and various other school shootings. but that in itself was not the guns fault.

but as the topic goes. i think everyone owning guns would possibly lower crime rate. i know i wouldnt want to pull a breaking and entering when i know there packing heat.

Rachel Rotten.

grade A fap girl lol

whoop i effed up. heres the picture X(

hello, i would to request a signature to be made for me.

i simply want the picture i have enclosed to be in it on a black background, with the character in said picture to white. with my name, Wizardofthehood on the left side, or in the middle, with said character on the right.

i hope this will prove easy for you. also, im a bit new, so maybe some instruction on how i could attach said sig onto my account for later posts.

whether you are able to or not, i thank you for your help and service.